All posts by The Vulture of Gloom

Agent Dromosaurus: (wakes up) oh crap I'm late for work!

He was supposed to meet with the president for a top-secret mission, he hurried to the white house running past security into the oval office.

Agent Dromosaurus: (gasp) I'm (gasp) here Mr. (gasp) President (gasp).

Joe Trump: Hello uh um agent um um Deinosuchus uh, I have a mountain top view I mean mission for uh her I mean you I want you to build a wall, i mean learn about the Dinopedians.

Agent Dromosaurs: The who?

Joe Trump: The Dinoputins, I mean The Dinopedians. They are a cult of dino nuggie worshiping creatures.

Agent Dromosaurus: So, why are they a danger.

Joe Trump: (passes a file to Agent Dromosaurus)

Agent Dromosaurus: uh this is your search history.

Joe Trump: (snatches the file from the agent) Well how did you get that? (he hands him another file).

Agent Dromosaurs: OH S**T!

Joe Trump: Yeah, their out for world domination.

Agent Dromosaurus: are their any in our goverment?

Joe Trump: Well I want you to capture and intergrate Senator Therizinosaurs.

Agent Dromosaurus: will do sir!

(he leaves the room and begins heading for the capital)

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Meanwhile in the capital:

Senator Crapo: Order! Order! I do believe that Senator Therizinosaurus has a law he would like us to vote on or something.

Senator Therizinosaurs: Yes, I propose we ban dino nuggie hatred!

All other senators: YES! WE WANT NUGGIES!!!!

Senator Crapo: The bill is passed.

Suddenly Agent Dromosaurus busts in and shoots Senator Steve dead.

Senator Alex: Ayo what the f----

The Agent then whips out a grabbling hook and hooks Senator Therizinosaurus, pulling him to Dromosaurus.

Agent Dromosaurus: sorry presidents order.

All senators: Oh ok.

Agent Dromosaurus: (leaves with Senator Therizinosaurus)

Senator Therizinosaurus: Where the heck are you taking me???

Agent Dromosaurus: To be interigrated.

Senator Therizinosaurus: IT WAN'T ME I PROMISE!!! NO NO!!!!

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Senator Crapo is a real dude look him up!