All posts by Skorpiovenator bustingorry
^ one day you will repent to Simmons the Skorpiovenator.
And he.... may and will not show...... any forgiveness..... and I doubt..... he will be................................................... merciful.
It's Anodonto time.
Tbh... I don't even know.
With a single swipe of the Gallimimus' foot claws, the hyena would probably either fatally wounded or more or less dead like a fly.
^^^^ this is the vibe check department, we are gonna have to find your vibes to see if you're not a vibe-killer.
I guess I'm lucky that I live in a cold-ass country like Canada.
Sharks eat fattier food like seals or sealions. Most shark attacks are bluffs more often then not and will only attack because they're just interested even when hungry.
Plus most sharks are timid more often then not.
But so would Megalodon since if Megalodon is like other sharks, they probably will also leave you alone, and sharks are also over feared as well.
I have several questions.
I didn't know the whole thing so I thought of giving the whole story.
Oooh, okay, good to know.
Story suggestion (idk if you'll allow Pokemon in so expect some Pokemon in my suggestion):
Haxorus: *wakes up in the middle of nowhere* where on Earth am I?
Xenotarosaurus: you are in Earth 180
Haxorus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk
Xenotarsosaurus: spit em out,
Haxorus: okay... what the hell is Earth 180?! Who are you?! Why are we stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere?! Are we even real or are we holograms?! And what year is it?!
Xenotarsosaurus: 1, Earth 180 is an alternate Earth, the Earth you go to is a separate one. 2, I am Xenotarsosaurus. 3, I saw you land here which is why we're in the middle of nowhere. 4, yes, we're real, we're not holograms. And 5, it's year 9000.
Haxorus: okay.............. is there a way I can go back to my Earth? Which is Earth 179.
Xenotarsosaurus: well yes but that will require going on a dangerous journey, it might even cost your life.
Haxorus: I don't care... can you at least tell me for the love of god? I'm hungry, I'm tired, and I smell like a donkey that already took a shit on me.
*minutes later*
Haxorus: thanks, I guess.
Xenotarsosaurus: you haven't given me your name, what's you name?
Haxorus: my name's Haxorus. Why?
Xenotarsosaurus: I've given you my name, I thought it was best you give me your name.
Haxorus: oh... okay.
Xenotarsosaurus: anyway, you said you were hungry, Hacksourus, what can I give you?
Haxorus: first of all, it's Haxorus, second of all, yes I am hungry, and third of all, I want some stake, I love stake.
Xenotarsosaurus: here, have some of that nice tasty stake.
Haxorus: thanks, I guess, it's already cooked.
Xenotarsosaurus: put it down the hatch.
Haxorus: OKAY! *eats the stake*
Haxorus: *gags and spits the stake out and coughs* it tastes like someone taking a piss on a watermelon.
Xenotarsosaurus: lemme guess, the stake you have on Earth 179 is different from Earth 180 stake?
Haxorus: you guessed it.
Xenotarsosaurus: well I guess the stake didn't work out. Here, have some Jell-O
Haxorus: I just hope this doesn't taste as horrible as that stake you had.
Haxorus: *smells the Jell-O*
Haxorus: the Jell-O smells horrible.
Haxorus: *eats the Jell-O before eating more of the Jell-O because he loves it*
Xenotarsosaurus: well, how do you like it?
Haxorus: scrumptious, the Jell-O tastes scrumptious.
Xenotarsosaurus: well I'll be damned, you didn't like the Jell-O's smell but you liked the taste, hot damn.
Haxorus: hot damn indeed. Anyway, is there any place I can sleep Xeno?
Xenotarsosaurus: actually there is, here.
Haxorus: thanks.
Xenotarsosaurus: no problem.
Haxorus: *proceeds to sleep* good night
This will continue soon.
^^^^ this is what he be like lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msvcMTy--h8
Devil Dinosaur has superhuman strength and durability and is above normal intelligence so he'd probably be much, much smarter than a normal Tyrannosaurus so he'd definitely find some way to take out the 10 Tyrannosauruses one by one.
I exist too yk.
DAMN YOU LEAKS!
*punches computer in anger after seeing a leak* GOD... DAMMIT!!!
Blastoise fucking stomps (but really, out of the 3, Blastoise, Venusaur, or Charizard, Venusaur is the superior one imo).
"Give a shit, I do not"- Yoda if he was high on ketamine.