What no I mean that some of them ATE plants
I've been biding my time...
Waiting for the right moment...
And that moment... is now...
RELEASE THE HOARDE
(crap my computer can't handle it, I guess I'll suggest in your messages lmao)
A new fossil of Sinopterus ativismus has been found with a preserved stomach full of plants, finally confirming the long-debated hypothesis that tapejarids were herbivores
https://www.science.org/content/article/pterosaur-died-belly-full-plants-fossil-first
The discovery of a pisiform in both an oviraptorasaur and a troodontid in the Gobi Desert has revealed a valuable piece of the puzzle regarding the origin of powered flight in avian dinosaurs
Ī ȻȺꞤꞤꝊȾ ꞨɄ₲₲ɆꞨȾ ȺꞤɎꝊꞤɆ, ŁɆꞨȾ Ī ɃɆȾꞦȺɎ ȾĦɆ ĦꝊȺꞦĐɆ
the Quetzal and the Spino trio were the 2 that I was referring to
2 I think? Yeah it's really lacking on human deaths for some reason...
I've got a lot of thoughts on this, so buckle up
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I like the prologue, and it does imply that the mutants were created for the 2015 park instead of the original, so that alleviates things
So like... the dinosaurs are now only in the equator... and people are now not allowed there anymore? Imagine how many people got displaced...
Dr. Henry is just like me, fr
Dunkleosteus appears for the first time!
And it's only a decapitated head that appears for less than 10 seconds... yippee!
The family subplot's cute, if a bit boring
The Worf Effect is in full swing with the Raptors lmao
Dolores appeared less than I thought she would... weird
Rexy could never aura farm the way this rex did, my god
The Mutadons look cool, although the people saying they don't look like dragons are wrong, those things are literally Vhagar
I clapped like a baby when Martin got eaten by the D. rex
D. rex looks better than in the trailers for some reason, don't know why...
Duncan is the best character, change my mind
Overall, 8/10? it's literally JPIII but with a more engaging cast
The Iberian Peninsula is to spinosaurs what the Morrison Formation is to sauropods
Oh god please No Theme, I've got ₳₦ ₳Ɽ₥Ɏ ₮Ø Ʉ₦ⱠɆ₳₴Ⱨ
Tarrare bit off more than he could chew (which makes no sense since from what I've read he swallowed things whole)
I kinda want Felix to win
FUCK
Noah's a fucking psychopath, and he's not even technically a historical figure
YOOOOO WOJTEK
George Montandon probably thought Yi Sun-sin's mom was a Gigantopithecus
YOU'RE THE COLOSSUS OF RHODES. JUST STEP ON HIM
Yeah, Ui-te-Rangiora's my least favorite of my suggestions
Tarrare: "What I can not eat, I must ponder"
Being lesbian is not a cure for toxic berries, it seems
Yeah, ya'll better run from Noah
Why didn't Tarrare just drink the river? Is he stupid?
I like this Colossus Conspiracy Side Plot™
Alexander's going through it hot damn
Tarrare's just gonna eat everyone
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OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT EDWARD GOREY
Every Gashlycrumb Tiny (have I suggested this yet?)
Colossus of Rhodes
Look idk anymore, just pick any of these ig...
Tarrare
William Beebe
Sappho
Ui-te-Rangiora (he has no picture unfortunately)
George Montandon
Felix Manalo
Noah
Carl Hagenbeck
Edward D. Cope
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I like how no one acknowledged the fact that I forgot to remove my Pride march makeup
