Okay hello there , I'll be doing things apex marcothroax is no longer to do anything in rpg
I know what ya'll thinking , " but kyle your copying things mr welch is no longer allowed to do anything in rpg " , I know but I am not
I been wanting to do this for long time , i been tired myself since biosyn legacy of dinosaurs from jurassic park fandom page
Okay I'll start
1. Cannot base off characters who's based off luigi from super mario bros
2 . Double man band is not appropriate Barb music
3. My 8th sea character is Not north montage
4. Not allowed to beat tomb of horrors less than 20 minutes from memory
5. Holidays had no place for fantasy setting especially if you're abelisaurid
6. Just because my character and I speak Australian language doesn't mean gm can
7. How to serve orcas is not cook book
8. there's no such thing as gnomish fire cannons
9. Shotgun light sabers are not appropriate choice for weapon
10. Not allowed to create trench death star from genre
11. No longer allowed to use toaster to kill water dragon
12. When picking new dungeon for dm haddonfield is not appropriate
13. Diplodocus rhymes with semisosaurus because jurassic park fandom said so
14. Not allowed to start of character over 100 years old unless he's abelisaurid, dromesaurid, spinosaurid , tyrannosaurid , pliosaurid or pterosaurian humans are right out
15. Can't yell at party " how dare you picked up raw chicken " that goes points to John taffer
16. I am not lord of Roddy might ( dr bright did you get ideas from this apex marcothroax guy )
17. My gigantoraptor druid is not allowed to punch darwf
18. Just because we lost party to nightmare hotel we can't recruit luficer to party nor is morning star sisters
19. No we can't punish ranger for lack of swimming skills
20 . When picking holidays for cleric memorial day and labor day is not appropriate
21. If my name is not grimlock can't start every sentence with " me grimlock "
22. My monster hunter's battlecry is not " avengers assemble "
23. Note to self explosive Swedish fish Bad idea
24. Can't start game with dire gummy worm
25. Even if rules allowed i can't play as horse
26. My baryonyx is not allowed to strangle paladin by saying " why you little " that double points to the simpsons
27. No there's such thing as gnomish war elephant even if there is not appropriate choice for mount
28. Tennis shoes had no place for dungeon crawl
29. Not allowed to create character with every language except one with party speaks
30. I Can't name rebel operatives with Optimus prime , bumblebee, star scream that goes to points to transformers characters
Edit: okay this is a long list ,
it was exhausting me a lot and any rules things apex marcothroax is no longer allowed to do anything in rpg
Don't hesitate feel free add in comments