Abstract
Spinosaurus has historically been known as aquatic. And now it's terrestrial. And now it's aquatic again. And then it's semi-aquatic. It was subterranean once. And then it went back to aquatic. Now it's semi-aquatic. This paper argues that Spinosaurus had the ability to fly through the use of hydrogen-filled bags attached to its spine.
Body
Spinosaurus is hypothesized able to maneuver through the air through a combination of hydrogen-filled bladders attached to its spine and its rudder-like tail.
Bladders were found on Specimen SCAM-1233 and URMOM-6969 between the neural spines, containing about 2 liters of gas on average. 18 were found in varying sizes, holding a total of 40 liters of gas.
Tendons were also found on the neural spines of URMOM-6969. Muscles between the neural spines allowed Spinosaurus to squeeze the bladders to expel Hydrogen, allowing Spinosaurus to control its vertical movement.
An electrolyzer was found in the stomach of Spinosaurus. This electrolyzer appeared to be man-made in nature, turning Water into Hydrogen and Oxygen. It may have been able to convert other materials, but I don't care because it's my paper and you can't prove it. The origin of the electrolyzer was dubious, but after careful analysis of URMOM-6969's anatomy, its fingers seemed perfectly capable of operating a Time-Space warp machine. This suggests that in some point of URMOM-6969's life, it traveled to the present, and ate a man-made electrolyzer. This electrolyzer allowed it to convert water into hydrogen and oxygen.
The oxygen produced from the electrolyzer were stored in an organ, named the Oxyrectum above the digestive rectum. This oxygen could be released while farting to produce an explosive reaction, lifting the Spinosaurus upward.
Conclusion
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