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Coelophysis: Postosuchus I would like you to please come in to my office
Postman Postosuchus: Another special delivery I suppose
Coelophysis: I have called you to deliver this package-
Postman Postosuchus: Easy, where're we headin?
Coelophysis: To Antarctica
Postman Postosuchus: To WHERE!? What;s in this package making it so important that it has to be hand delivered and not shipped?
Coelophysis: I can't tell you that for plot reasons
Postman Postosuchus: I don't even know where Antarctica is
Coelophysis: Ornithocheirus does, you should take him with you
Postman Postosuchus: Come one Ornithocheirus, we're going to Antarctica
Ornithocheirus: To WHERE?!
The title appears
Postman Postosuchus: Mail to AntarcticaPostman Postosuchus: So how long till Antarctica again
Ornithocheirus: Just an hour or two
Postman Postosuchus: Hey look, it's a rock ledge
Ornithocheirus: Oh good my wings are tired
*They land*
Ornithocheirus: I miss rock ledges
Postman Postosuchus: Hey look, it's a cabin. But what's it doing here?
Ornithocheirus: Let's go investigate
Postman Postosuchus: Hello? Anyone here?
Ornithocheirus: I think whoever was here has left this place
Postman Postosuchus: Hey look it's a newspaper from today
Ornithocheirus: Whoever was here left very recently
Postman Postosuchus: It says that our Post-office was raided today?!
Ornithocheirus: What?!
Postman Postosuchus: It also says a helicopter was stolen
Ornithocheirus: We should deliver the package as soon as possible, so we can get back quickly
Postman Postosuchus: Agreed
During the journey someone throws a bomb at them
Postman Postosuchus: What the- Who did that!
Saurosuchus: Who do you think it was
Ornithocheirus: Oh not this clown again
Saurosuchus: Give me that package!
Postman Postosuchus: Why though?
Saurosuchus: Plot reasons
Hooded Sauropod: ....
(pretend they're in a helicopter)
Saurosuchus: Dang it! Propellers are broken! We need to land
Postman Postosuchus: Well that was... awfully easy
*some time passes*
Ornithocheirus: There it is Antarctica!
Postman Postosuchus: Finally!
Postman Postosuchus: Now to find whoever ordered this package
Ornithocheirus: Let's look at that cabin conveniently placed near where we landed
Postman Postosuchus: Hello? Is anyone in there?
???: Who goes there!
Postman Postosuchus: You have a package
???: Oh
A Cryolophosaurus comes out and takes the package
Cryolophosaurus: Now get lost *Shuts the door*
Ornithocheirus: A bit rude innit bruv?
Postman Postosuchus: Now than that's done with, let's go back
Saurosuchus: Not so fast!
Postman Postosuchus: Oh god not this again
Saurosuchus: Now give me the package or we'll have to do things the hard way
Ornithocheirus: The hard way please
Saurosuchus: Fine the-
Coelophysis: Don't worry, I'm here to save you all
Saurosuchus: As I was saying, prepare to di-
Coelophysis: Shut it mate, everyone's heard it a million times already
Saurosuchus: Forget it *ignites lightsaber*
After an epic fight Saurosuchus stabs Coelophysis who falls to the icy waters
Postman Postosuchus: NOOOOO! Not another generic death sequence!
Saurosuchus grabs hold of Postman Postosuchus and Ornithocheirus is held down by the hooded Sauropod
Saurosuchus: tell me where is the package
Postman Postosuchus: We delivered it
Saurosuchus: To who!
Postman Postosuchus: Are you blind? The only house in miles is that cabin a few meters away
Saurosuchus: I'll spare you this time for helping me out. Come on hooded Sauropod
The dino police arrive
Saurosuchus: What the Hell Creek are they doing here!
Hooded Sauropod: I gave them our location
Saurosuchus: You traitor! Where did you go?
Polacanthus: Freeze! You're under arrest for theft and murder!
Postman Postosuchus and Ornithocheirus return
Yamanasaurus: As you all are aware, Coelophysis has died
Ornithocheirus: I don't like where this is going
Yamanasaurus: Since I was the manager, I'll be replacing him as owner
Postman Postosuchus: And great, this fool is the owner
*meanwhile in Antarctica*
Cryolophosaurus: Now where to hide the Drippicus?
To be continued in:
Postman Postosuchus: Stuck in a StormStory by: Nizaluddin
Directed by: Nizaluddin
Produced by: Nizaluddin
Pictures by: @Savage Almond
Characters by: LapwingFilms
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It's Postosuchus's day off and he is watching Walking With Dinosaurs
Narrator: "His life has run full circle, in his time he traveled the globe, but death finds him here, the very same place where he first mated some 40 years ago,*sad music intensifies*."
Postman Postosuchus: No, not Ornithocheirus! *starts crying*
Big Al: Its all in the past, forget about it. Its not like we conveniently happen to have a time van to travel back in time
Postman Postosuchus: Oh yah we have a time van!
Big Al: Why do we have it?
Postman Postosuchus: So the movie can happen. Now fukuiraptoring shut up and get in the van
The Title appears
Postman Postosuchus: The Air Delivery
The time van teleport them to the middle of the ocean
Postman Postosuchus: Where are we?
Big Al: We're in the Jurassic seas
Liopleurodon: And soon in my belly!
Big Al: Ahhhhh!!!
Postman Postosuchus: *Casually throws a bomb*
Big Al: First the time van now bombs, where are you even getting these stuff?
Postman Postosuchus: The prop makers
Mysterious voice: Hello their
Postman Postosuchus: That scared me, who is talking in our radio?
Mysterious voice: I'll tell you that later, I teleported both of you here so you can do my tasks
Big Al: I don't know Postosuchus, he seems kinda sus
Mysterious voice: If you want to rescue the Ornithocheirus(or go back home) listen to me, kill the annoying Baby shark Hybodus
Baby Shark Hybodus: Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo
Postman Postosuchus: My ears! *throws a bomb at the abomination and kills it*
Mysterious voice: Now I don't have to listen to that stupid song again, onto my other task
The time van teleports them to the Walking With Beasts shooting
Mysterious voice: I'm hungry, go get me some delicious mammals
Big Al: There's some Mammals in the watering hole, lets go get them
The mammals are teleported to the mysterious voice's kitchen
Mysterious voice: I'm satisfied, I'll teleport you now
The time van teleports them to before the Ornithocheirus dies
Postman Postosuchus: So where do you think that Ornithocheirus could be?
Big Al: I don't know but I see a McDonald's
Postman Postosuchus: Lets order some food, I'm very hungry
Both of them go to McDonald's, order their food and eat it
Ornithocheirus walks in
Ornithocheirus: Could I get a Happy Meal?
Big Al: Their he is!
Postman Postosuchus: Lets go warn hi- oh, he already left
Big Al: Lets hurry than before he dies
The travel for two days on the van and finally reach the mating grounds
Postman Postosuchus: Now where could he be?
Big Al: There he is! He's dying, lets go quick
Ornithocheirus: I'm dying, huh? Who are you two?
Postman Postosuchus: We're here to rescue you
Ornithocheirus: Thanks their, I would have died if it weren't for you two, who are you two exactly?
Big Al: I'm Big Al and that's Postman Postosuchus
Mysterious voice: And I was the obvious main villain of the movie
Postman Postosuchus: WHAT!?
Mysterious voice takes off his cloak and he is revealed to be Saurosuchus. Standing next to him is a hooded Sauropod
Postman Postosuchus: YOU!? How did YOU travel back in time!
Saurosuchus: Plot convenience
Ornithocheirus: Who are these fools?
Big Al: Don't worry, I will take care of this
Saurosuchus: Kill the spare
Hooded Sauropod takes out his lightsaber and stabs Big Al
Postman Postosuchus: NOOOO! BIG AL!
Postman Postosuchus: You will pay for this!
I'm too lazy to come up with something so they fought and Postman Postosuchus won and escapes on the Time van with Ornithocheirus a Al's lifeless body
All the Postmen are sad and are crying except Yamanasaurus
*Few hours later
Coelophysis(owner): I see your sad Postosuchus, I've never seen you sad
Postman Postosuchus: Al died, why wouldn't I be sad
Coelophysis: He lived a good life, and hey, we got a new postman
Postman Postosuchus: Your right, I must avenge him.
*Meanwhile*
Random minion: Lord Saurosuchus, we may have found the location of the Drippicus
Saurosuchus: Good
To be continued in...
Postman Postosuchus: The Mail to AntarcticaCredits roll:
Written by: Nizaluddin
Directed by: Nizaluddin
Produced by: Nizaluddin
Images by: @Savage Almond
The Character of Postman Postosuchus was made by: Lawpingflims
(Edited by Interstellar Voyager)
25 Votes in Poll
Postman Postosuchus asks the manager Yamanasaurus if he can take a 5-year break from his job, but the manager says he must first Deliver a long overdue post. However, this delivery will be his most dangerous yet. Will he finally accomplish his long-overdue goal... or will it be his last journey as a postman...
Releases exclusively at the Dinopedia discussion board on August 30th, 2021.
*Also the grey figure is a Sarcosuchus
(Edited by Savage Almond)