Since the beginning of time two questions had lingered on the minds of humanity. What is the meaning of life, and even more mysterious, who would win in a fight, a T. rex or a Spino?
Well the time had come to figure it out, with the help of Nigel Marven an adult rex and spino were brought to the 21st century. The battle would be 3 rounds who ever won 2 first was victorious. The combatants knew this would be their final battle, that would shatter the multiverse, so they had to get trained up.
Spino knew there was no way he could realistically kill rex, but did that stop him? Nope, he sought out training from one of the greatest martial artists ever. Bruce Lee! Why is he still alive in the 21st century? He's not Nigel saved him from extinction as well.
So spino swam across the pacific, to the land of the dragon. Once he arrived he set out to find the famed martial artists. While walking through the streets of China he ran into someone "Can I help you?" said the stranger "Whoa, who the hell are you?" said spino, "uh duh, Chun-Li" she replied, "oh, dang I am looking for Bruce Lee, you sound like a rip off, it's not like you can teach me some fireball technique". Chun-Li starred at him "Okay, well if your memory serves Bruce be at Prehistoric Park? With Nigel Marven the guy who saved him?" "Oh yeah, silly me, well bye" before Chun could say anything else spino ran off, taking out a few vendors on his way.
Rex on the other hand had another strategy, he flew to his local weapons dealer and was like "Gimme your best weapon" "okay sir" said the man at the counter "I am not even gonna check your age, because that's not the way we do stuff in 'murica." "Wow is this legal?" said rex. "The government doesn't prevent it" replied the scruffy man. "Nah, this sounds illegal, I'll take my business elsewhere." "Hey get back here!" said the man, he was about to pull the trigger on an AK-47 when rex used his sheer girth to flippin' squash him.
Spino had finally made it to South Africa, were Prehistoric Park was, "Guess who's back?" he roared popping out of the ocean. "Who?" said a park worker. Spino stood dumbfounded "uh, big fin croc like snout" "ah!" said the worker "Oxalaia!" Spino gave him the stink eye, before heading to Nigel's hut. "Where's Lee?" said spino when he entered Nigel's office. "Christopher?" said Nigel "nooo, not Chris, Bruce! Are y'all stupid or something?" "Hang on there mate" retorted Nigel "who brought you to the 21st century?" Spino snarledat this remark. "He's over there" said Nigel. And then in a puff of martial arty magic appeared Bruce Lee, spinning a nun-chuck. "Cool! Can you teach me that?" Said spino, but before Bruce Lee could say anything, Lee's family came to Dinoguy22's house and threatened him that if this depiction of Lee wasn't honorable. After three weeks of legal battles, Dinoguy22 won, and was able to continue with the story.
Back with rex, he was watching pre-fight footage, of when his cousin was killed by a spino. Tears streamed down his face. "Jerry, your death will be avenged" he said his voice cracking "Ya know that is just a movie, right?" said his fight manager. "No it isn't, this was what caused this whole adventure" rex said "Okay that's crazy" said the manager "your fired" said rex "your can't do that to me!" "then your dead" said rex opening his maw.
Far off in the mountains Lee and spino were training, knowing the fight was near. Knowing that he only had this one chance. Knowing he left his oven on 100 mya.
Too be continued...
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