(Yes, I’m stealing this from the DBWC wiki. We’re gonna do mod election poll soon, so I don’t need to save my posts for propaganda)
@Nizaluddin : Hi there fellow sapient crows! I’m Nizaluddin, but you can call me Nizal, and I’ll be your announcer for today!
@HerbivoreEnthusiastAlt : And I’m HerbivoreEnthusiastAlt, but I think you can just call me Herbi, and we’re ready to show you the Tyrannosaurus BATTLE ROYAL!!
Nizal: Our contestants are Hank, the star of Prehistoric Planet. While not shown hunting often, he is a 10 tonne behemoth of ultimate destruction!
Herbi: I’m not so sure about “ultimate destruction” if he has to go up against the plot armor duo of Rexy 1993 and Rexy 2022. Stars of the Jurassic Park franchise, and amazing in their own right, they’re ready to kill.
Nizal: Our next contestant is Momma Dino from Ice Age 3. While not a mascot, she is ready to do anything to protect her children.
Herbi: Can we mention her relationship with Sid?
Nizal: Nope! Stumpy is out next. With a lost arm, he’s a veteran, but the intimidating skull pattern on his face may help him pick fights he wants.
Herbi: Buddy is out next, and while he’s the smartest, he has no fighting capabilities whatsoever. He’s gonna die.
Nizal: Brumal is coming out now. Being from Prehistoric Kingdom, he might die from just seeing all the inaccurate designs!
Herbi: Ark Tyrannosaurus is next, and he’s large, at a whopping 24 meters, we’re happy he’s not mutated for boss fights!
Nizal: Another JP classic, Buck is ready to *uck others up!
Herbi: Terry is up next. With his fire breath and mobility, he’s a challenging opponent to fight.
Nizal: Black T. rex takes the throne for firepower though. Fire Scorcher is a very powerful move. Everyone should be glad it takes a while to charge up.
Herbi: 1933 King Kong Tyrannosaurus, also known as Meat Eater is truly a sight to behold. Coming from the retro, tail dragging days, all the boomers in the crowd will love him
Nizal: Lego Rex is coming now. Yes, he is a master builder. I don’t know how he’ll fight though.
Herbi: Grumpy is next. Being from the Land of the Lost, I wonder how he found his way here!
Nizal: Dino Dana Tyrannosaurus is next. Nothing’s really special about her, besides for the fact she has children.
Herbi: Rexy from Night at the Museum is up next. I’m unsure how they’ll defeat him since we’re in an enclosed stadium.
Nizal: Tyrantrum is coming now. With his strong jaw, all biting moves are stronger than before!
Herbi: The next contestant is one we all don’t appreciate, Nanotyrannus! Sorry to all of his fans in the crowd, but he’s invalid.
Nizal: Jane was once thought to be a member of that genus, but she’s now a juvenile Tyrannosaurus.
Herbi: Sue is one old lady, but one amazing one. She was, and I think still is, the most complete skeleton of Tyrannosaurus.
Nizal: She might be the most complete, but Scotty is larger, making the largest Tyrannosaurus reach 11 tonnes just due to his weight estimates.
Herbi: Sharptooth is up next. Once thought to be a murderous killer, he’s now beloved by Rudi10002
Nizal: Up next is Walking With Dinosaurs Tyrannosaurus, who we’ll abbreviate later. She managed to survive for a day after an Ankylosaurus tail club, so she’s highly resilient.
Herbi: A longer name belongs to When Dinosaurs Roamed America Tyrannosaurus. I haven’t watched the show, so I don’t know what happens.
Nizal: Spider Rex, Spider Rex, can do whatever a spider can! He’s our newest contestant, only being in movies or TV in June of 2023.
Herbi: Valley of the T. rex Tyrannosaurus is up next, and he can’t fight, since he’s a scavenger. Like a dingus.
Nizal: We have a much smaller contestant with Fang. She is by far the BEST fighter in this squad, and with her own kids, she’ll fight to her end. Don’t even get me started on her losing her original kids, Red, and Spear, because then I’ll cry.
Herbi: One of the last contestants here is the oldest, being 1925 The Lost World Tyrannosaurus, who well just call 1925 Tyrannosaurus. They are nearly 100 years old at this point.
Nizal: We cannot forget our wonderful host, DBWC Tyrannosaurus for letting us battle in the Crystal Caverns.
Herbi: Last but not least is Gwangi. We don’t really know if he’s a Tyrannosaurus or Allosaurus, but he’s invited to both groups!
Nizal: With our contestants introduced, let’s start the battle!
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As the cages are opened, Brumal steps outside to see everyone, before collapsing on the ground coughing in pain.
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Nizal: I told you that he’d die from the bad designs
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Buddy runs over to investigate and help Brumal.
A bit further away, Stumpy starts looking around, seeing who he should fight. Rexy NatM sees Stumpy, and thinking that he’s another skeleton, charges to talk. Stumpy sees this and runs away.
Black T. rex surveys the battlefield to find opponents, as Ark Tyrannosaurus bites his shins. Infuriated, Black T. rex knocks him away before chafing up Fire Scorcher. Momma Dino and Terry notice and try to help defeat Black T. rex before he fires off the attack.
Tyrantrum runs across the battlefield to attack Rexy 2022, but Rexy 1993 comes and bites Tyrantrum on the neck and throws him to the ground, killing him.
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Herbi: First death! Wahooo! I reckon the plot armor duo will be working together.
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Hank finds Scotty and Sue sitting in a corner, and he decides to sit with them.
Nanotyrannus finds Jane and bites her neck and starts to push her into the ground. Jane is not having any of this and tries to throw Nanotyrannus off the edge, but falls alongside her enemy. They die.
WWD Tyrannosaurus and WDRA Tyrannosaurus charge at DBWC Tyrannosaurus, but he jumps into the air and tail smacks both of them to the ground, before crushing their skulls.
Spider Rex grabs Lego Rex on a web and throws him at Grumpy, who then swallows Lego Rex whole, with the web still on. Spider Rex drags Grumpy near him, but Grumpy slams him into Dino Dana Tyrannosaurus before snapping his neck. Dino Dana Tyrannosaurus gets trapped under Spider Rex.
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Nizal: Out of 30 contestants, 7 have already died
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Buddy stands next to Brumal, making a hypothesis, as Gwangi comes from behind and decapitates Buddy, before hiding behind Brumal.
1925 Tyrannosaurus charges at Meat Eater, knocking him down to the ground and rips out his throat.
VotT Tyrannosaurus smells the dead body of Meat Eater and knocks 1925 Tyrannosaurus to the ground as he eats Meat Eater.
Brumal gets up, and starts running to Hank, Scotty, and Sue, but Rexy 1993 charges in front of him and knocks him to the ground. Sue gets up and charges at Rexy 1993, but Rexy 1993 dodges and throws Sue off the edge. Brumal gets up and escapes the commotion.
Sharptooth charges at Buck, but misses and has their throat crushed by Rexy 2022, who winks at Buck.
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Herbi: A third of the contestants have died already. Shall we place our bets?
Nizal: I don’t know if we should do that at the moment. It looks like it’s anyone’s game. We’re still keeping the surprise for the final 2, right?
Herbi: Correct, unless it is the plot armor duo against the last other, and then we show it there also.
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Black T. rex finishes charging up Fire Scorcher, but DBWC Tyrannosaurus jumps into the air, and makes him aim at the ceiling. The attack hits the ceiling, causing sunlight to flood the battle and debris to fall from above.
Rexy NatM starts dissolving due to the sunlight, much to Stumpy’s happiness.
1925 Tyrannosaurus and VotT Tyrannosaurus both get crushed by a giant falling crystal.
Fang jumps up on a falling crystal and kicks DBWC Tyrannosaurus to the ground as she bites Black T. rex on the nose.
Momma Dino, Sharptooth, and Terry all charge and knock Black T. rex down as Rexy 1993 stabs his eyes with a crystal, killing him.
Ark Tyrannosaurus bites Sharptooth and drags him along the floor and kills him.
Brumal reaches Hank and Scotty, and makes them run as a giant crystal falls, and it crushes Scotty.
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Nizal: Well folks, this battle took an unexpected turn. We now have 16 dead combatants.
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Gwangi comes out of his hiding spot with a cowboy hat and a big iron on his hip. Stumpy charges at Gwangi, but is shot right in the heart. Stumpy realizes he never should’ve challenged the Tyrannosaurus with a big iron on his hip.
Momma Dino bites Terry, but Terry uses Volcano Burst to burn the face of Momma Dino off, killing her.
DBWC Tyrannosaurus charges at Fang, but she dodges and knocks him into a crystal. DBWC Tyrannosaurus gets up and bares his teeth, but is shortly killed by Gwangi with a big iron on his hip.
Gwangi turns to Fang and prepares to shoot her, but Dino Dana Tyrannosaurus bites Gwangi and disembowels him.
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Herbi: We are down to the last third, which contains 10 contestants!
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Terry charges at Hank, but Brumal smacks him with a steel chair, incapacitating Terry so Ark Tyrannosaurus can crush his neck.
Brumal turns to Hank, but Rexy 1993 and Rexy 2022 rip off Brumal’s legs, leaving him to die.
Fang lunges at Rexy 1993, but misses and tries again. This time, Grumpy also lunges at Rexy 1993, who turns to look at him. Grumpy and Fang seem to phase through Rexy 1993, and they hit each other, dying in the process.
Buck tries to bite Hank, who dodges and retaliates by grabbing a mini gun and shooting Buck to death, before dropping the gun.
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Nizal: Final 5! This is just like the time I was at Freddy’s for 5 nights.
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Rexy 1993 and Rexy 2022 go behind Ark Tyrannosaurus’s legs, and start biting at him. Ark Tyrannosaurus tries to fight back, but can’t due to his horrible turning radius. He eventually falls and dies.
Dino Dana Tyrannosaurus bites Hank on the tail and tries to drag him off the edge, but Hank slams her into Rexy 1993, and she is shortly killed by Rexy 2022.
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Herbi: It’s time
Nizal: Play it
Herbi: Ok
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Music* floods the battlefield as Hank turns to face the plot armor duo. They do the same.
*(I will be putting lyrics in quotation marks, ok?)
”Standing here”
Hank charges at the duo, who flank to Hank’s side.
”I realize”
Hank turns and manages to bite Rexy 1993 on her face, and he drags her to the ground.
”You were just like me”
Rexy 2022 charges and bites Hank’s neck, but he throws her off.
”Trying to make history”
Hank charges at Rexy 2022, but Rexy 1993 bites his leg, throwing him off course.
“But who’s to judge”
Hank turns around and tail smacks Rexy 1993, knocking her into Rexy 2022
”The right from wrong”
Hank bites Rexy 2022 on the neck as Rexy 1993 struggles to get up.
”When our guard is down”
Hank bites harder. Rexy 1993 looks in terror
”I think we’ll both agree”
Rexy 2022 starts to lose the life from her eyes
”That violence breeds violence”
Rexy 2022 dies in Hank’s jaws. Rexy 1993 gets back up and turns to Hank, who is looking at Rexy 2022’s body, dead on the floor.
”It has to be this way”
Hank lifts his head up and stares at Rexy 1993
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Nizal: The final 2!
Herbi: I can see all the Rexy 2022 fans in the stadium fighting and causing the security to come just because she lost. Sore losers
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”I’ve carved my own path”
Hank and Rexy 1993 charge at each other
”You followed your wrath”
Both of them collide and exchange bites and body slams
”But maybe we’re both the same”
Hank bites Rexy 1993 on the neck and rolls over, bringing her with him
”The world has turned”
Rexy 1993 frees herself and bites Hank’s skull, and drags him
”And so many have burned”
Hank gets up and pushes Rexy 1993 off of him and away
”But nobody is to blame”
The two stare at each other for a moment
“Yet starting across this barren wasted land”
They charge at each other. Hank bites Rexy 1993’s neck in a firm hold and starts to crush it
”I feel new life will be born”
Rexy 1993 loses the life in her eyes
”Beneath the blood stained saaaaaand”
Hank finishes killing her and drops her to the ground.
”Beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!”
Hank looks at the corpses that riddle the battlefield and sits.
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Nizal: Well folks, we have our winner after an emotional scene. Good job to Hank and everyone else!
Herbi: Tune in next time to whatever animal is suggested first in the comments down below!
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By the way, on the original post, Allosaurus was suggested first, so it’ll be next. I will be doing these every once in a while, but I’ll always do them on the DBWC wiki first if I remember.