Smok

JOURNAL ENTRÉE: FIRE & SMOKE

I was walking through the jungle on a fine day, observing the strange plants.

Suddenly, there was smoke all around. What from?

It was like a Triassic archosaur predator, but firey and smoking!

I ran away, of course. As I ran, Hey-Laz Hey Suchus and O'Small Skina swarmed me. They fell victim to flame.

There was a lever. I decided to push it for some reason.

There was a beast like a pliosaur whirlwind! I feeeeelllllll.......

This is the good guy ^

I drew Smok Wawelski

It has finally arrived! This is also an early birthday special for myself, and an unintentional birthday present for @Kelbeam.

We see the Serengeti.

But after 5 minutes of looking, there seem to be no signs of life. Except of course the plants. Then, a portal suddenly appears in the distance. It drops a certain animal. We zoom in towards the animal.

It's Postman Postosuchus.

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      Postman Postosuchus: The Final Mail Delivery      

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Postman Postosuchus wakes up.

Postman Postosuchus: W-where am I?

He then remembers, his manager's office is in the Serengeti. He then reaches his manager's office.

Before he rings the doorbell, he thinks to himself:

Man, I've delivered a lot of mails, maybe I should take a break.

Then he rings the doorbell, which wakes up his manager. The door then opens.

Manager: Hello, Postman Postosuchus. What brings you here?

Postman Postosuchus: Manager Yamanasaurus, I request a 5-year break from work.

Yamanasaurus: Sure, but you must finish a long-overdue mail delivery. One that you were too scared to do.

Postman Postosuchus: Aw man, not that one... I'll do it for my break anyway

He is then unexpectedly teleported to his destination. It is a dark and foggy swamp. The mud is also hard to traverse through. He then spots the Post box.

He reaches out for the Post box but is halted by a large grey figure emerging from the murky water.

He then tries to manipulate the figure into letting him deliver the post.

Postman Postosuchus: Hey croc it's been 5 years, you owe me that Post box

*awkward silence*

Sarcosuchus: F**k off

The Sarcosuchus tail slaps Postman Postosuchus over to Germany. He wakes up in this street.

He then goes inside one of the houses. He spots a primitive ceratopsian. It's a Stenopelix.

Stenopelix: Hello good sir, and why are you inside my house?

Postman Postosuchus: Oh I don't have much time here. I know this is a random question, but do you know how to defeat a certain Sarcosuchus?

Stenopelix: I... do not know, sorry

Postman Postosuchus: Oh... I guess I'll never-

Stenopelix: But I think Smok might be able to show you the way, he's in Poland btw

Postman Postosuchus: Yay! Thank you!

He then began his journey to Poland. But he then stumbled upon an old Barn.

Postman Postosuchus: Woah. Haven't seen these since 2069, when humans & other modern animals went extinct.

Postman Postosuchus is hungry but asks himself a question:

I wonder if there are any remaining humans in this post-apocalyptic world(haha see what I did there?).

He then steps into the barn. He tries to look for any chickens to eat. But here's only skeletons. But then- a dodo

Postman Postosuchus: Finally, something to eat.

Postman Postosuchus opens his jaws and goes for the Dodo, but the dodo uses an invisible force to hold him back. Postman Postosuchus stares in awe with his jaws gaping wide. It seems godlike. As if... it's the ultimate lifeform.

What an epic moment right? Yea, our fellow Postosuchus interrupted it by simply eating the bird whole. He then felt power surge through is veins. He was not just a Postman anymore. He has now fused with the ultimate being.

Postman Postosuchus: Unlimited... POWERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Postman Postosuchus obliterates the old barn. He then zooms into Poland and meets with Smok.

Smok: Sup, did you know I'm such a chad that nobody is certain of my phylogenetic classification-

Postman Postosuchus: YOU'RE NO USE, WHAT A FUKUIRAPTORING SCAM*Yeets Smok to the Mariana Trench*

Smok: Hey guys welcome to my video where I list the top 10 reasons why Meggydon still lives in the Mariana Trench

Postman Postosuchus yeets himself to swamp, and confronts Sarcosuchus.

Sarcosuchus: Well well well, look who we have h-

Postman Postosuchus: I don't give a shidaisaurus*electrocutes Sarcosuchus*

Sarcosuchus wakes up, but he's too late. Postman Postosuchus has successfully delivered the mail.

Sarcosuchus: No no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*explodes*

Postman Postosuchus: OMG HOW

Sarcosuchus: I just want to tell you... Yamanasaurus made the mails to act like detonators... he's behind the murder of all these innocent people... I was just trying to protect myself...

Postman Postosuchus: Then why didn't you just destroy the post box?

Sarcosuchus: Plot convenience*dies*

Postman Postosuchus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Postman Postosuchus storms to Yamanasaurus' office out of pure rage and anger. He uses his newfound force lightning to bring down the office door. Postman Postosuchus then aggressively confronts Yamanasaurus.

Postman Postosuchus: I thought you were a good person manager.

Yamanasaurus: So you found out, eh? The thing is, I leave no witness, ALIVEEEE

Yamanasaurus leaps into the air with his red lightsaber to strike down our Postosuchus friend, but the postman uses his blue lightsaber to chop off his manager's arms. The sith lightsaber falls to the ground, and Postman Postosuchus takes the opportunity to deliver the final blow

After contemplating his actions for 30 minutes, he comes out of the office. He can now chill in peace.

In the end, the real adventure was the friends he made along the way.

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Directed & Written by Savage Almond

Pictures by Savage Almond

The character of Postman Postosuchus was made by Lapwingfilms

Smok is Smok

BONUS|Post-Credit Scene

Stenopelix goes to his kitchen and asks himself:

[END]

I may have edited the picture to sharpen it...

So this is obviously heavy on the crocodile speculation.

And I'm posting an cool drawing of Smok and Silesaurs that I found on DeviantArt

I'll make my own tournament. It will be named:

Reptile Tournament (yes, not very original)

20 dinosaurs (or something similar, like Smok, maybe rhynchosaurs and synapsids and mesozoic crocodiles too) 20 rounds. 3 rounds at day. 10 dinosaurs are scoring points.

1st: 25 p

2nd: 18 p

3rd: 15 p

4th: 12 p

5th: 10 p

6th: 8 p

7th: 6 p

8th: 4 p

9th: 2 p

10th: 1p

There will be votings in categories, running, for example. All votes could be your opinion. In 5th, 10th and 15th round 1 dinosaur is out from tournament. Start of voting for dinosaurs to tournament is today.

I choosed 5 dinosaurs, 15 are for you.

Carcharodontosaurus

Deinonychus

Tyrannosaurus

Smok Wawelski (who cares he's not dinosaur, he's awesome!)

Baryonyx

Write your suggestions for new dinosaurs in comment plz