Saurolophus

^The fire-breathing Parasaurolophus theory has nothing to do with this.

As we all know, hippopotamuses and elephants kill more people than lions on average every year, with cape buffalo and rhinoceros being close contenders. So yeah, herbivores aren't gentle at all. Skipping cliche ceratopses and ankylosaurids, how much of a threat would you imagine hadrosaurs in a movie and how would they kill people aside from just trampling them?

I’m bored so I'm making this post since this wiki is some of the only entertainment I have. I’ve been seeing this thing called “TR incidents” made by the user nonotbeast I don’t know what it’s about but I think it would be good to tag along on it with actual stuff that’s happened to me and my friends. These are also stories I haven't told on this wiki yet.

This is going in chronological order, so yeah.

September 5th

Tyrant woods incident

Creature: Alioramus or Quizhanosaurus?

Type: Extremely aggressive carnivore

Deaths: 0

Injuries: 1

I forgot which state we were in, but it was probably Indiana and Illinois. We were walking in these backroads, when we saw a guy sitting in a chair. He looked friendly so we approached him. He said that his cabin wasn't too far from here, and he was just warning people not to go into “Those woods'' because he had seen a family fleeing from Chicago going into them, and found all five of their bodies dismembered the next morning in those woods. None had escaped. He said he had felt responsible for not warning them. He had done the best he could to bury them, but he said it wasn't much.

We asked him what did it, and I still remember what he said. “There be tyrants in those woods, girl.” I was kind of freaked out but I listened to him. We continued walking and eventually a mile or so later we heard running footsteps from the woods. It wasn't a dinosaur, it was people. They were yelling at us, and I couldn't tell what they were saying but then they started shooting. We ran into the woods, and they didnt follow us.

I was happy they didn't follow us, but then I remembered what the old man told us. I was now terrified. We tried climbing the trees, but then something came running. It looked like a miniature tyrannosaurus rex, but thinner. The thing was fast, to. It grabbed onto Thomases leg and tried pulling him off the tree but he stabbed the thing in its nose. He got free and we got him up to the upper branches. We slept in the trees that night.

In the morning I jumped out of the tree. But, when I landed, I was confused. Something crunched beneath my feet. I had landed on a tarp I hadn't seen. I uncovered what was underneath it. There were five, broken human skeletons. The crunching sound was the sound of me landing on one of their ribs. I’ll never forget the little skeleton that was within one of the larger ones arms.

September 12th 2023:

Duckbill lane incident.

Creature: Saurolophus

Type: Extremely aggressive herbivore

Deaths: 1

Injuries: 2, plus 4 shitted pants

We were somewhere in Kansas, almost to Colorado, when we started hearing these weird echoing sounds. I thought it could be maybe some sort of jumbo jet/cargo plane thing, but London, who's an expert on military stuff, didn't think so. Eventually, we found a small cabin connected to a dirt road. We carefully opened the door and looked around. The cabin was abandoned so we decided to sleep there for the night. When we woke up, I looked around the place

It was nice, and it was connected to a road called “Persimmon lane.” We didn't get wifi there, but it was mostly because it was out in the country so I wasn't too concerned. Then, I heard it again. The same echoing sound. But this time it was closer. Sam and London came out of the cabin, and took a look to see what it was. And then all of a sudden, the noise got much louder.

This was so loud I had to cover my ears and I fell to the ground. Something had burst from the trees, and was running at us. I couldn't get up though because the noise was too loud and it would rupture my eardrums if I uncovered them. Sam made the brave choice to uncover her ears and she picked up her rifle and shot the thing in its head.

This stopped the creature from making the noise, but did not kill it. The thing was just angry now. It charged Sam, but by now I could move again and I picked up my shotgun and shot the thing in the side. It stopped, smacked me with its tail and I went flying, and hit the ground. It didn't seriously injure me but it hurt a lot. Thomas had finally come out from the cabin and started firing his pistol at it, and Sam used her rifle, and with the combined fire took the thing down.

I know that what I took down was called a Saurolophus. Apparently, they can use their head crest to make a ton of sound, and even use it as a primitive sound cannon. Luckily Saurolophus was the only thing to die on that road that day.

September 26th

Louisiana Marsh Incident

Creature: Suchomimus or a very large Baryonyx

Type: Extremely aggressive semi aquatic dinosaur

Deaths: 1

Injuries: 7

This just happened recently as you can tell from the date. We had just entered Louisiana, and we were wading through a marsh or bayou or whatever the hell you call it. Anyways, it was fucking miserable. Try wading through muddy water meanwhile the mud is sucking your boots into the ground, while carrying a double barrel shotgun, two cats, an entire backpack full of supplies, and trying to lead your dog through it. (Keep in mind, we have had cats and a dog for all of these incidents, and this whole time.) Plus, we had no idea what was in the water. So, as you probably had guessed, we were moving pretty slow through this marsh. I kept my shotgun ready incase we ran into an alligator, or worse. There was a log that looked stable enough to hold a few people so I told everyone to follow me over there and we could sit on it and take a break. We went over and sat on it, we even brought the dog out of the water so he could take a break. That’s when I realized I felt a small rumbling. I didn't hear anything, but I could feel whatever this rumbling was through the log. I decided to look around the marsh, so I jumped off the log. I looked around for 10 minutes, and couldn't find anything. I came back to the log, and that’s when I saw it.

There was a head poking out of the water. It was pretty big, enough to disguise itself as a large branch floating next to the log my friends were on. I shouted and told them to watch out. London picked up his pistol and shot whatever it was in the snout. That’s when it darted underwater. I didn't know where it was and I was too scared to move because the water was too murky.

Then, the entire log that we thought was a log burst out of the water. It wasn't a log at all, it was a Suchomimus. My friends went flying into the air when this happened, so did the dog. I aimed the shotgun towards the thing's eye and fired twice. Sure enough, the thing fell back into the water.

My friends were all hurt, and so was the dog and the cats. But I now realize the rumbling I felt was probably either the creature's heartbeat or breathing. The branch was just the thing's head.

As always, if you have any advice or questions, put them in the comments. I’ll try to respond to everyone.

Yep it is now a wastebasket taxon, as Saurolophus is a ceratopsian now and a few others are now ceratopsians and they are the gazelles of the ceratopsians using their single horns to ram into predators.

(This is satire)

Jakapil was a recently discovered dinosaur that was once considered to be a very late surviving basal thyreophoran. However, this interpretation has now been challenged, as the GVFT nests it as very weird offshoot of birds.

The skeletal of Jakapil (top). The creature is related to Saurolophus and all of the short winged birds.

(This is 100% satire and was inspired by @DeadEconomy)

So have anyone else ever felt confused when finding out there is saurolophus and parasaurolophus like that always confused me as a child

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Saurolophus shoots Diantha from Pokemon X and Y for killing a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a Sauroposeidon because they laughed and mocked at her Gardevoir

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