Saltriovenator

Meet Anne : a female saltriovenator.

For life on our planet netflix documentary series coming out in october.

This dinosaur will be featured in season two to literally look like mine. Only featuring females that chases after prey.

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(Been waiting to write this one for a while now!)

Commander: Alrighty, the plan is simple! Team A will take 6 of the Sillo's whilst B takes the other half! Team C, you deal with the Saltrio! Do we have any questions?

(Silence)

Commander: Ok then, Roll out!

We headed into the everglades, as much as we disliked it. My group of primarily local hunters seemed a bit discouraged, So I tried to lighten the mood.

Me: What you doin this for?

Hunter: My family, we could use the money.

Me: Thats swe-

(Spots Sillo group)

Me: FIRE!

We fired blanks at the Sillo's to scare them in the direction of the trap, but then they got in the water and started swimming away.

Hunter: SHIT! How do we catch them now?!

Me: Government supplied us with airboats! Don't worry.

We hoped in the airboat the government had supplied us and managed to her the Sillo's into the trap.

Me: Where is team 2?

Commander: They will be here shortly.

Team B barged in while still firing blanks at the Sillo.

Commander: CLOSE THE GATE!

The gate closed, and we all celebrated.

Me: Wait, where's team C?

Team C fled for their lives from the Saltrio, which accidentally pushed it into the trap. We closed the gate on it Aswell.

An hour went by, we were still waiting on the containment helicopter to arrive... when this happened.

Hunter: Something big's coming towards us!

Commander: What is it!

Hunter: Don't ask, more bracing for impact!

I distinctly remember what that beast looked like, it was some huge Metriacanthosaurid with a bit of basal ceratosaur in it. It turned to face the Saltrio, only to rip the head of it. We were all terrified when all the sudden...

?: Don't move

Me: Where the hell did you come from?

Soul: Names soul, that thing is MY property, and I want my Malusaurus, so please don't kill it.

I had enough at that point and just decided to book it out of there.

Soul: (Snaps fingers) Kill that guy.

That made me run even FASTER, and when I saw humanoid EYES catching up to me, I clocked out at cheetah speeds. I reached the park... only for Jacob to be there.

Jacob: What happened!

Me: Do you really want to hear?

Jacob: (Sigh) Of course.

(End)

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(This story follows CIA agent RF and his assigned mission infiltrate a Heart & Soul industry's building in a disclosed location in Texas.)

Me: So, in and out, right?

MC: Yes... do you remember your supplies and the plan?

Me: Yes, you guys at mission control really need to learn to stop asking me that because you know the answer.

MC: Fine, I guess.

Me: The fence surrounding the facility is pretty tall, and electric at that. Can you shut it off by any means?

MC: We will send in a drone to deactivate the fence, you have to go fast though, it will only be inactive for 20 seconds, now GO!

I climbed the fence like my life depended on it (cause it kind of did at the moment) and was able to get over the fence 5 seconds before the electricity reactivated.

Me: Simple.

MC: Alright, now proceed to the power station, if we cause a blackout, you may be able to sneak into the main building easier.

Me: Can you send your drone in to move ceiling tile and knock the two guys in their out?

MC: Can do!

The drone moved open a ceiling tile in the power station, then proceeded to knock out the workers by firing a tranquilizer dart at each of them. I then proceeded to climb on in.

Me: I'm in, what now?

MC: Simple, flip the power off or do something to cause a blackout.

I then realized there was a spare suit and AK47 right there.

Me: No need... they have a lost & found.

MC: You wouldn't...

Me: Oh yes I would!

MC: (Sigh) just shove those guys into a locker or something before you leave, ok?

Me: Okey dokey.

I shoved the guys in a locker and went on my merry little way before stopping to observe the main building. It was a large brick building, with a few vents scattered here and there. There were noticeably a few guards armed with AK'S and a couple of guard dogs.

Me: Alright, in I go!

So, I walked right up to the main entrance, showed the guards my ID, and they didn't even bate an eye! Those idiots opened the entry door for me without even questioning! While walking around, I heard a conversation that piqued my interest.

Worker 1: Heard about the Sillo incident yet?

Worker 2: Yeah, didn't we try to steal a couple Sillo's when a Malu broke out?

W1: Yeah, I think P.P already is sending out Recontainment forces to deal with the Sillo's and a loose Saltrio Aswell. They're already going to set off for the Recapture tomorrow night.

Me: (Hey MC, I think I know who smuggled the Sillo's, but I'll tell you when I get back to base.)

I was able to use my ID to slip on through the door's and into the room the of the man I was assigned to kill, the manager of this place.

Manager: Sup.

Me: Uh...

Stomach: Names stomach, but you can call me YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

This Stomach guy proceeded to pull out a whole ass elephant gun, so I in return pointed my AK at him. It didn't take long for a shoot-out to break out between us two, it actually got so bad a whole WALL fell off during the whole duel. That's when the Spec Ops FINNALY arrived when they heard the gunshots.

Me: HAH! Took Ya long enough!

Spec ops guy: Shut up and get in the Helicopter!

I did what he said and got in the helicopter, where I asked stomach a question as I flew away.

Me: Where is Heart, Lung and Soul?

Stomach: HAH! You'll likely never find them. They are in a place so desolate and remote that you'll never find them. NOW EAT DIMORPHODONTS!

All the sudden, these Pteranodon sized Dimorphodonts started attacking the helicopter, when all the sudden a Ducc attacked the Dimorphodonts, deterring them from the helicopter.

Me: God bless you ya glorious waterfowl. Also, I nabbed this suitcase on the way out with some private documents on the way out.

Spec ops guy: And for a second there I thought you came back with nothing! Solid job!

And we laughed all the way back to base...

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GIGANTORAPTOR

Description: Gigantoraptor is a large oviraptorid from the ‬Iren Dabasu formation in Mongolia. It weighed 2 tons and was 26ft in length. Here's the size for yall:

Extra info: Gigantoraptor, like all oviraptorids, is an omnivore that while comfortable eating plant matter is still known to eat small animals and scavenge corpses. They are known to create small burrows in which they nest and use to avoid predators, though these burrows are usually quite small. They are quite aggressive, but usually just have geese mentality and try to scare threats off instead off attacking them, which can create for quite the scare on van tours of the Mongolian exhibit when a Gigantoraptor pulls a mock charge on the tour van while unleashing an even more geese-like screeching.

‬BEIBEILONG

Description: Beibeilong is a large oviraptorid from the Gaogou Formation from China. It reached 25ft long and weighed 1.2 tons. Here's ya size comparison:

Extra info: Beibeilong is basically everything Gigantoraptor is with a few small differences. Instead of being aggressive, the Beibeilong is quite a shy and skittish creature that usually runs from danger instead of confronting it. Instead of living a solitary lifestyle, Beibeilong lives in large family groups with a meerkat like society led by a dominate pair of mates. The group's members all stand lookout for predators and threats to young. When threats to young are spotted, the adults will rundown the threat and usually kill it. When a predator is spotted, the adults will run back into the complex burrow in which the family resides. The burrowing instinct of Beibeilong is much strong than the one of Gigantoraptor and, with the help of the family, can dig colossal complex burrows in which 4 types of rooms reside, one where young are kept, another where food is stored, another where a majority of the family sleeps, and finally one were the head mating pair sleep. This burrowing caused issues once when 3 Beibeilong burrowed directly under the enclosure walls. Once out, they saw human beings they were unfamiliar with outside a van for the first time and panicked, with one Beibeilong kicking a man straight in the stomach (The man was rushed to the hospital and thankfully survived). The Beibeilong escaped through the park's main entrance, they were successfully able to run a good distance from the park before making the horrible mistake of running into an open parking lot, perfect for Recontainment forces to tranquilize the creatures from a helicopter. After this incident, the walls around the Mongolia enclosure were made much deeper to keep the Beibeilong from burrowing underneath ever again.

UPDATE ON SILLO AND SALTRIO INCIDENT

Recontainment forces have successfully Rallied local professional hunter's and trapper's to assist in the Recontainment of the Sillo's and the Saltrio, wish them good luck.

(Teaser: The Sillo's are the bait)

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Description: Bruhathkayosaurus is an absolutely colossal titanosaurian sauropod from the Kallemedu formation in India. It was the largest creature to ever walk the earth, weighing 5 tons more than the 85-ton Argentinosaurus. Don't believe us? Look at the size comparison.

Extra info: Bruhathkayosaurus don't live in regular herds like a lot of sauropods, instead they live in family groups lead by the oldest female and her sisters while being defended by the adult bulls of the group. During the mating season, family groups will gather around an open field, where males will fight for mating permission from females. The fighting is basically what you'd expect, biting of the neck and head, wrestling and kicking, blows from the tail and stuff like that. When threatened, the females will circle around the young while the males charge at the threat to scare it away, and if that doesn't work, to kill it by kicking and trampling and stomping it to death. We learned this the hard way when a power-outage caused the power in the South American section to go out, resulting a gate malfunction in the Mapusaurus enclosure, giving the pack of 14 a good 7 minutes to break out and run to the Bruhathkayosaurus enclosure, which they broke into via a wall still weak after being damaged during the mating season. They attacked a family group of Bruhathkayosaurus, with 4 pack members distracting the bulls while the others targeted the young. However, due to the defense circle, all it resulted in was an adult female getting killed by the Mapusaurus. However, it was not just the Bruhathkayosaurus that were going to die that night, as while one of the attacking Mapusaurus wasn't looking, one of the males charged from the side, reared up, and proceeded to crush the Mapusaurus to death. The Mapusaurus then fled the enclosure and tried to escape through the park's entry gate, but by then recontainment forces had been expecting them and proceeded to tranquilize and relocate the now pack of 13. Meanwhile, the Bruhathkayosaurus preformed what is known as a "sauropod vigil", where members of a sauropod herd or family stand by the corpse of their loved one while not eating or drinking for the whole day. Alexis thatcher, head of sauropod care and Eli fowler, head of carnivorous therapod care both agree that the incident was a horrible tragedy that, with a good increase in security, should hopefully never happen again.

UPDATE ON SILLOSUCHUS AND SALTRIOVENATOR INCIDENT:

As we speak, Recontainment forces are rallying local professional hunters and trappers to assist in the recontainment of the escaped Sillosuchus. We have started a fundraiser to help raise money for this cause, your donations are much appreciated. Money also goes into the recontainment of the Saltriovenator, which we have now been made aware has committed its first attack against human's. About a day ago, the Saltriovenator attacked a small family by literally charging through the family's cabin wall. The family only got injured by the wood that flew in their direction when the Saltriovenator broke in. The family's mother managed to deter the Saltriovenator by firing a shotgun at the Saltriovenator and, although she missed, scaring it off. The father of the family has pointed out that the Saltriovenator appeared starved, probably only attacking the family out of starvation.

We will keep you updated on the incident.

(Goddamn this took a long time to write)

Dinosaurs:

Saltriovenator zanellai

Chasmosaurus belli

Stage:

A saltriovenator walks normally until a chasmosaurus appears and they both face each other and saltriovenator intimidates him more chasmo is not scared and walks towards him more saltrio doesn't show fright and chasmo gives a slight cut in the neck, more saltrio kicks chasmo in the face and almost that chasmo almost fell into the canyon and chasmo retaliates and kicks saltrio and makes him fall 2 meters but doesn't die and chasmo tries to kill him more saltriov bites him hits him on the ground and I fell to his death in the canyon and saltriovenator roars in victory.

Next battle: Bistahieversor vs Dynamoterror

Lore: It just happened lol

Obviously, it's a spinwheel battle

Oh, and by the way, we have 47 competitors(now there's 46 for some reason)... let the games BEGIN!

Arcovenator wanted his own Character arc, so he beat the shidaisaurus out of Genusaurus.

Quilmesaurus' name sounded like "kill me", so Niebla tried to end the former's suffering. Keyword "Tried".

Abelisaurus was inspired by the murderous Plateosaurus gracilis, so he chose to go on a killing spree and started with Huinculsaurus.

Spectrovenator: It's spooky month!

Limusaurus: No...*Cocks gun*It is Wednesday, my dudes.

Sadly for Limusaurus...

*Sad Beelzebufo noises*

The wizard of Ozraptor was no match for Skorpiovenator BustingGoreE.

Fosterovenator used his Alpha-Testing powers on Betasuchus the Beta-Tester.

A random Compsognathus morphed into Compsosuchus and tricked Tralkasaurus into walking off a cliff's edge.

Saltriovenator used his Chadness to overpower Tarascosaurus' weak @$$.

(Sorry if Tarascosaurus is your favorite dinosaur by any chance)

Genydectes committed Genocide on some Ornithomimosaurs and eventually killed Afromimus, who was trying to blend in.

Skorpiovenator BustingGoreE murdered Pycnonemosaurus while the latter was watching "Finding Nemo".

Quilmesaurus was drinking some Raptor Juice(Made with the blood of Velociraptor), so Austrocheirus took the opportunity and tried to whack Quilmesaurus. Keyword "Tried".

Chenanisaurus wanted to go to China, but Rugops said no.

The ankle-biting Xenomorph Xenotarsosaurus got Ankle-bitten by Majungasaurus.

Rahiolisaurus used Noasaur-Pesticide to exterminate Masiakasaurus, because the latter looked like "A menace to society".

Fosterovenator and Thanos finally meet each other.

Thanos: At last, we meet

Fosterovenator: Do I know you

Thanos: Meh, dunno, anyways...

Fosterovenator:?

Thanos: ...I... Am... Inevitable*Snaps fingers, but nothing happens*

Thanos: ...

Fosterovenator: And I... am... AN EXPLOITER!!!

Thanos: Oh Fukuiraptor-

Turns out Fosterovenator used Hacks/Exploits to steal and equip Thanos' infinite gauntlet.

Indosaurus did some stuff to Laevisuchus that I can't describe due to it being too disturbing.

The big man Carnotaurus got his neck snapped by the chad Saltriovenator.

Llukalkan was so lucky that he somehow reflected Rahiolisaurus' Noasaur-Pesticide, killing the latter in the end.

Indosaurus is at it again with his disturbing homicidal acts, and his next victim is iconic Ceratosaurus, unfortunately.

Rugops said no when Majungasaurus said "I want to live", but the latter simply pulled out an UNO reverse card.

Spectrovenator killed Berberosaurus.

Berberosaurus' ghost: Bruh

Spectrovenator: It's spooky month!

Abelisaurus continued his killing spree by decapitating Elaphrosaurus with a huge ax.

The mischevious Compsosuchus ended Arcovenator's character arc quickly.

Skorpiovenator BustingGoreE: You'll NEVER kill me

Quilmesaurus: Don't try it, Bustingorryi

Skorpiovenator: NO... MY REAL NAME

Quilmesaurus: I always knew you were a pathetic Abelisaur*Cocks gun*

Kryptops found Rahiolisaurus' Noasaur-Pesticide and used it to exterminate Noasaurus himself.

The homicidal Indosaurus was no match for the chad Saltriovenator. He was the hero we needed.

Aucasaurus tricked Abelisaurus into going on a suicidal mission, which didn't end well for the latter.

Quilmesaurus managed to teleport to a random Asprosaurus, slapped it in the face, harvested the power of the Asprosaurus' curse, and struck Aucasaurus.

Rajasaurus screamed in agony as Llukalkan did some disturbing stuff to him. Poor Rajasaurus.

Compsosuchus and Ilokelesia travelled to a deep, dark area of a haunted forest, and the former tricked the latter into going into a nearby bunker, where he would get killed. Unbeknownst to him, this was all part of Ilokelesia's plan, because a Bahariasaurus comes out of the forest and brutally murders Compsosuchus. When the trickster - gets tricked.

Indosuchus' rage was fueled by his fallen brother's demise, which led him to kill the innocent Velocisaurus.

Ekrixinatosaurus threw a grenade at Kryptops and it exploded.

Saltriovenator destroyed Spectrovenator. No more spooky month!

Meanwhile, the Bahariasaurus was still eating Compsosuchus' corpse, and Ilokelesia was still in the bunker, safe. However, Quilmesaurus teleports to the bunker somehow, and pushes Ilokelesia out of it, into the jaws of the gruesome Bahariasaurus.

Eoabelisaurus used his ancient powers to send Ekrixinatosaurus back where he came from(The Candeleros Formation), and got ripped apart by 4 Giganotosauruses.

Llukalkan did the same things he did to Rajasaurus, to Majungasaurus. Oof.

Quilmesaurus said to Spinostropheus that he's just a some weird-looking Noasaur, and not a cool-looking carnivore, so the latter ended himself. Noasaurs are actually cool imo.

(This is what spinostropheus looks like)

Eoabelisaurus got a double kill! He just blasted Ligabueino.

Indosuchus at this point didn't care. He crushed the vertebral column of Fosterovenator, the dude who doesn't even have a page on Dinopedia.

Quilmesaurus pinned Indosuchus to the ground and held a purple lightsaber at the latter's neck. Indosuchus accepted his fate, and you know what happens next.

Quilmesaurus then committed genocide on a herd of Udanoceratops and killed Genyodectes who was trying to blend in.

The lucky man wasn't lucky this time, because Eoabelisaurus nuked Llukalkan.

Eoabelisaurus was unstoppable by now. Not even Saltriovenator could stop him.

Quilmesaurus' murder spree has come to an end finally when the lone dinosaur Dahalokely snapped the former's neck. What a cheeky b@st@rd, he waited until the end.

Unfortunately, the cheeky Dahalokely won this tournament, when he picked up Quilmesaurus' lightsaber and sliced Eoabelisaurus' body in 2.

So the winner is...

Dahalokely!!! The only dinosaur discovered from his place and his time!

This took me an hour. Enjoy!

Dinosaurs featured: Rhabdodon, Kileskus, Saurornitholestes, Megalosaurus, Saltriovenator, Fukuiraptor and Baryonyx.