Patagotitan

And I'm sleeping by Sophie the Stegosaurus.

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/events/dino-snores-titanosaur-special.html

It happens on the 7th of October.

He has the face of a Gomphotherium...

Maw of a Helicoprion...

Body of a Patagotitan...

Wings of a Nyctosaurus...

Legs of a Procoptodon...

Tail of an Alopias...

and the Wrath of Satan...

The sawblade on his head can move like an actual sawblade

And here's your daily dose of Terrifying Dinosaurs:

Every single thing tried to beat the chad majungasaurus and they lost cause it has too much power

Requested by @AnkyBoi1024

Daspletosaurus walks in the beach and plays with Tyrunt while the 2 of them watch as Sharkpedo watches Arctozolt act like some madman in the beach water and Dracovish being an absolute lazy-ass on the sand other than just lay down on the sand until Chomp from Dinosaur King gets in the beach and acts like a madman with Arctozolt while Siamraptor lies down with Dracovish and does little to nothing with Dracovish because Siamraptor is just that lazy like Dracovish.

Requested by @Deltadromeus445-2

Zangoose realizes this series is fucking stupid and snaps everyone's neck

Requested by @Mimikyutube

Tyrannosaurus gets Minecraft TNT, and blows up every Kalos Pokémon, and sends the 3 quadrillion fully Mutated and leveled ARK Gigas, and Brontosaurus to destroy every non-legendary Pokémon and their spawners

Requested by @Rexyisdebest

Wario snaps a Prenocephale's neck

Alolan Raichu forces Patagotitan, Scolosaurus, Plateosaurus and Sinosauropteryx to eat iHop pancakes

Leafeon gets Gallimimus and Lufengosaurus lost in a giant forest

Grant destroys the skeleton of a Caudipteryx

Dragalge drowns a Woolly Mammoth

Gojirasaurus: Well well well... three more days until Christmas! When's the Prehistoric Tournaments Cup series gonna get in the holiday spirit?

Patagotitan: Another episode is gonna come on tonight and I hear its uh... has a little Christmas to it.

Gojirasaurus: A LITTLE? IT NEEDS TO BE A LO- oh a lizard! I'll be back.

Patagotitan: Well while Gojirasaurus chases the lizard, how do you guys think about E6? I honestly thought it was murder. What do you think Gojirasaurus?

Gojirasaurus: Mmm that lizard was yummy. So what were you saying?

Patagotitan: nvm

Gojirasaurus: Oh asking about E6? Yeah it was a slaughter. When the ice broke below Oxalaia, I thought he can swim since he's a spinosaurid but I guess not.

Patagotitan: Yeah I thought he could swim to. F to pay respects

Gojirasaurus: F

Patagotitan: So heard anything about this so called season finale?

Gojirasaurus: Well, if someone wins a battle three times, they can move onto the season finale like we did! Also I think its supposed to a spin the wheel battle.

Patagotitan: Spin the wheel?

Gojirasaurus: Yeah. Eight contestants are in a spin the wheel and they get turns to battle each other. Only two can survive a spin the wheel wait... were going to the season finale which means were going to be in a spin the wheel battle 😳

Patagotitan: Yeah so...

Gojirasaurus: SO WHAT IF I GO AGAINST A THEROPOD TWICE MY SIZE?? WHAT IF I GO AGAINST A SAUROPOD THAT CAN CRUSH ME LIKE IN E3 WHERE A GIRAFFATITAN TRYED TO STOMP ME TO DEATH??? WHAT IF... what if... WHAT IF WE GO AGAINST EACH OTHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patagotitan: ...

Gojirasaurus: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Patagotitan: Well while Gojirasaurus freaks out, where gonna end this so bye.

Gojirasaurus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Hello everyone and welcome to the third episode of Prehistoric Tournaments Cup! Today we will have four contestants instead of three. Only two shall survive! If both win, they get to move on to the next episode. If the Patagotitan from the last two episodes win, he will take a break and return in the season finale! Without further ado, HERE ARE OUR FOUR CONTESTANTS TODAY: Patagotitan, Giraffatitan, Gojirasaurus and two Allosaurus. Stadium will take place next to a lake with FIVE MOSASAURUS!!!!!

The two Allosaurus ambsuh the Gojirasaurus and give off a furious bite. Gojirasaurus roars in agony! But then, with a swift movement, Giraffatitan kicks the two Allosaurus off of Gojirasaurus and they land next to the lake. Giraffatitan try's to stomp Gojirasaurus to death. Meanwhile, the two Allosaurus struggle to get up when three of the Mosasaurus jump out of the lake and have the two allo's for lunch. There's Gojirasaurus, who just keeps dodging the sauropods feet when suddenly Patagotitan comes along and pushes the Giraffatitan with a furious rage. Gojirasaurus decides to help Patagotitan. He runs to the Giraffatitan and bites its leg. The sauropod feels stabbing pain where the theropod had just bitten him. Before Giraffatitan can shake Gojirasaurus off, Patagotitan pushes the sauropod into the lake, and Gojirasaurus jumps off of his leg before he can go down with him. Giraffatitan then gets eaten by all five Mosasaurus. PATAGOTITAN AND GOJIRASAURUS WIN!!!!! Gojirasaurus will return in the next round, and Patagotitan will return in the season finale!