Coelophysis: Postosuchus I would like you to please come in to my office
Postman Postosuchus: Another special delivery I suppose
Coelophysis: I have called you to deliver this package-
Postman Postosuchus: Easy, where're we headin?
Coelophysis: To Antarctica
Postman Postosuchus: To WHERE!? What;s in this package making it so important that it has to be hand delivered and not shipped?
Coelophysis: I can't tell you that for plot reasons
Postman Postosuchus: I don't even know where Antarctica is
Coelophysis: Ornithocheirus does, you should take him with you
Postman Postosuchus: Come one Ornithocheirus, we're going to Antarctica
Ornithocheirus: To WHERE?!
The title appears
Postman Postosuchus: Mail to Antarctica
Postman Postosuchus: So how long till Antarctica again
Ornithocheirus: Just an hour or two
Postman Postosuchus: Hey look, it's a rock ledge
Ornithocheirus: Oh good my wings are tired
*They land*
Ornithocheirus: I miss rock ledges
Postman Postosuchus: Hey look, it's a cabin. But what's it doing here?
Ornithocheirus: Let's go investigate
Postman Postosuchus: Hello? Anyone here?
Ornithocheirus: I think whoever was here has left this place
Postman Postosuchus: Hey look it's a newspaper from today
Ornithocheirus: Whoever was here left very recently
Postman Postosuchus: It says that our Post-office was raided today?!
Ornithocheirus: What?!
Postman Postosuchus: It also says a helicopter was stolen
Ornithocheirus: We should deliver the package as soon as possible, so we can get back quickly
Postman Postosuchus: Agreed
During the journey someone throws a bomb at them
Postman Postosuchus: What the- Who did that!
Saurosuchus: Who do you think it was
Ornithocheirus: Oh not this clown again
Saurosuchus: Give me that package!
Postman Postosuchus: Why though?
Saurosuchus: Plot reasons
Hooded Sauropod: ....
(pretend they're in a helicopter)
Saurosuchus: Dang it! Propellers are broken! We need to land
Postman Postosuchus: Well that was... awfully easy
*some time passes*
Ornithocheirus: There it is Antarctica!
Postman Postosuchus: Finally!
Postman Postosuchus: Now to find whoever ordered this package
Ornithocheirus: Let's look at that cabin conveniently placed near where we landed
Postman Postosuchus: Hello? Is anyone in there?
???: Who goes there!
Postman Postosuchus: You have a package
???: Oh
A Cryolophosaurus comes out and takes the package
Cryolophosaurus: Now get lost *Shuts the door*
Ornithocheirus: A bit rude innit bruv?
Postman Postosuchus: Now than that's done with, let's go back
Saurosuchus: Not so fast!
Postman Postosuchus: Oh god not this again
Saurosuchus: Now give me the package or we'll have to do things the hard way
Ornithocheirus: The hard way please
Saurosuchus: Fine the-
Coelophysis: Don't worry, I'm here to save you all
Saurosuchus: As I was saying, prepare to di-
Coelophysis: Shut it mate, everyone's heard it a million times already
Saurosuchus: Forget it *ignites lightsaber*
After an epic fight Saurosuchus stabs Coelophysis who falls to the icy waters
Postman Postosuchus: NOOOOO! Not another generic death sequence!
Saurosuchus grabs hold of Postman Postosuchus and Ornithocheirus is held down by the hooded Sauropod
Saurosuchus: tell me where is the package
Postman Postosuchus: We delivered it
Saurosuchus: To who!
Postman Postosuchus: Are you blind? The only house in miles is that cabin a few meters away
Saurosuchus: I'll spare you this time for helping me out. Come on hooded Sauropod
The dino police arrive
Saurosuchus: What the Hell Creek are they doing here!
Hooded Sauropod: I gave them our location
Saurosuchus: You traitor! Where did you go?
Polacanthus: Freeze! You're under arrest for theft and murder!
Postman Postosuchus and Ornithocheirus return
Yamanasaurus: As you all are aware, Coelophysis has died
Ornithocheirus: I don't like where this is going
Yamanasaurus: Since I was the manager, I'll be replacing him as owner
Postman Postosuchus: And great, this fool is the owner
*meanwhile in Antarctica*
Cryolophosaurus: Now where to hide the Drippicus?
To be continued in:
Postman Postosuchus: Stuck in a Storm
Story by: Nizaluddin
Directed by: Nizaluddin
Produced by: Nizaluddin
Pictures by: @Savage Almond
Characters by: LapwingFilms