Monsters Resurrected

Basically the sequel to the 3 shangtungosauruses thing

If you weren't there, these are the guideline things whatever:

You must pick 5 of your most recent images, and ranked on whether you are gonna get absolutely cooked, or whatever you are defending against will get curb-stomped

Anyways, here is my loadout

Davis is already strong enough, 2 is just pure hell for the spinos

But if we make davis just a regular-ass emperor goose, I'm cooked AGAIN

(btw if one of the images is a spoiler for smth, feel free to skip that one)

Hello guys,Welcome to episode 7 of my accurate or innaccurate series,Today we will be doing Monsters Resurrected

Monsters resurrected is a 2009 dinosaur paleo documentary which takes place in the cretaceous and cenozoic period,it focuses mainly on carnivores like spinosaurus,acrocanthosaurus,megalania and others too

Without further a do,let's go

Starting off with the procoptodon

Now this procoptodon is actually quite decent for its design the head,the legs and its whole body is quite nice and I love it

Megalania

The megalania is not the worst design but there are some inaccuracies like the fact it's able to kill a diprotodon by latching on the neck,but its teeth are a little too revealed,they should be downer in the mouth but its decent I guess

Deinonychus

This design is absolutely horrific,just like the raptors from jurassic fight club it has completely no feathers,it's body parts are far too skinny and its able to fend of a young adult acrocanthosaurus,if it was real life and a deinonychus pack came across a sub adult acrocanthosaurus,they wouldn't even dare to fend it off or fight it and it's sickle claws are too small

Mosasaurus/Tylosaurus

This design Is quite accurate since its exactly how tylosaurus looks back then,it's head is really great and it's whole model is the most accurate design in the series

Diprotodon

The diprotodon's neck is a little bit too skinny and this thing is underestimated heavily,in the scene where it fights the megalania,it couldn't hurt the megalania once,if it was 3 tons in the show it would've whooped that lizards ass

Sarcosuchus

This Sarcosuchus design is not bad but it's two jaws are too short and should be longer and not to mention its head is way too small,I actually felt bad for this guy since it didn't deserve to die and it was literally minding his own business

Rugops(Now here is where things get super ugly)

OH FOR THE MOTHER OF GOD THIS RUGOPS IS NOT EVEN A FUCKING ABELISAURID!!! FIRST OFF ITS ARMS ARE TOO BIG AND ARE POSED INACCURATELY,SECOND OFF IT HUNTS IN PACKS- Which happened irl but abelisaurids are solitary hunters most of the time,AND THIRD OFF THE HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME!!! LOOK AT ITS FUCKING CREST FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!

Sauropelta

The mouth of this sauropelta should have a beak and it's shoulder spike should be longer,not to mention its legs are so wierdly designed idek what to say

Terror bird

This Terror bird is FAR TOO OVERPOWERED AND CAN EASILY KILL A SLOTH BEFORE IT GETS HIT FIRST!!!! But it's design was trying I guess I mean if you look at its feathers it was definitely trying it's best and it's beak isn't too bad for a dogshit documentary about cenozoic and mesozoic

Tenontosaurus

This Iguanodontid's body is way too chunky and its head crest is something it did not have irl at all,and it's feet are too small,but its design is overall decent I guess....

Carcharodontosaurus

This carcharodontosaurus design is killing me in the outside and inside,first off its arms are far too small,second off its body and neck is way too thin and its tail isn't long enough,I also felt bad for the Carcharodontosaurus since it alongside the sarcosuchus are the only predators in the spinosaurus episode who both behaved like normal animals(Rugops too but it hunted in a pack of 5 which is innaccurate).

Bear dog/Amphicyon

This amphicyon design is way too big cat like and it behaves like a feline whenever it hunted something,it's neck is too thing,it's tail was definitely trying tho but it's head is innacurate,it was more bear/dog like and it's ears are too small

Smilodon

WHAT AM I STARING AT?!?!?!?!?!??! THIS FUCKING ATROCITY IS ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS!!!! Its HEAD is killing me since its ears and fangs are innaccurate and it's face is ugly as fuck..... it looks like a deformed squirrel with smilodon fangs(Not talking about scrat from ice age) And its nose is too big as well

Dire wolf

This thing is IDFK WHAT TO SAY!!!! It's jaws aren't too bad but its body is a mess,It's legs are too thick,the tail is not designed properly at all and this wolf's neck is also wrong

Sauroposeidon/Paluxysaurus

This sauropod is killing me badly,FIRST OFF THIS DOGSHIT'S NECK IS TOO SHORT IRL ITS NECK WAS TALLER THAN THIS FUCKING COWSHIT!!!!! ITS BODY IS SO CURSED AND ITS LEGS ARE TOO LONG!!!! Whoever made this thing should be decimated from existence because of how ugly this ugly fucking fuck is,AND HOLY SHIT I BELIEVE I AM WAY BETTER AT MAKING ACCURATE DINOSAURS THAN THIS SHITHEAD OF A DOCUMENTARY!!!!!!

Paralatitan

This thing accurately fended of the kaiju spinosaurus but that doesn't change the fact it's tail ISNT LONG ENOUGH!!!!! THE NECK IS WAY TOO SHORT AND THE LEGS ARE TOO I DONT EVEN NEED TO REPEAT IT AGAIN!!!!!!

Thylacosmilus/whatever this dogshit is

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST THIS THING IS KILLING ME AGAIN!!!!! While it's tail was trying......THE EARS OF THIS THING IS KILLING ME FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!! AND ITS MOUTH LOOKS LIKE A MUSTELID MORE WHAT A MARSUPIAL!!! AND ITS FUCKING OVERSIZED

Acrocanthosaurus(Oh god,Brace yourself guys)

This design is iconic and all,BUT ITS ARMS ARE FAR TOO LARGE!!! IRL ITS ARMS WERE BARELY USEABLE FOR HUNTING FUCKING FOOD!!! THIS THING CAN EVEN TAKE ON A WHOLE SUB ADULT SAUROPOD WITH LITTLE EFFORT!!!! THE NARRATORS EVEN SAID ITS TINY WHICH IT FUCKING WASNT IRL!!!! NOW WAY THIS SHOW ALSO TRIED TO POWERSCALE ACROCANTHOSAURUS🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠ "AcROCantHoSaURUs WAs TInY BuT cOUld EASily KiLL A SauRoPOD WiTh NO EfFoRT" ACROCANTHOSAURUS WASNT LIKE THAT!!!!!!! AND IT COULD BREAK THE TENONTOSAURUS'S NECK TOO LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!!!!!! THIS THING'S NECK IS WAY TOO SKINNY TOO I DIDNT SEE IT WELL!!!....... ITS TEETH WERE FOR TEARING STUPID FUCKING FLESH FOR GOD SAKE

Spinosaurus(Rage warning)

This design is iconic,BUT ITS MOTHER FUCKING PORTRAYED AS A FUCKING KILLING MACHINE!!!!!..... YOU DUMBASSES WHO CREATED THIS SHIT NO NOTHING ABOUT SPINOSAURUS!!!!! IS WAS A SPINOSAURID THAT HUNTED FISH AND SMALL TO MEDIUM SIZED DINOSAURS NOT A KILLING MACHINE LIKE ASSET 87 AND INDOMINUS FROM FUCKING JURASSIC WORLD!!!!! DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON ITS CLAWS!!!!! IT SLASHED OPEN THE SARCOSUCHUS'S NECK AND BROKE THE CARCHARODONTOSAURUS'S NECK AND THE SPIKES ARE ATROCIOUS AND MAKE THIS ATROCITY LOOK LIKE SPIKE FROM JURASSIC THE FUCKING HUNTED!!!!!! ITS HORRIFICALLY WAY TOO FAST IN THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTARY TOO LIKE WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? AND ITS NECK IS TOO SKINNY FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!.........AND ITS JAWS CAN CARRY A MEDIUM SIZED CARNIVORE!!!!! IS THIS A STUPID FUCKING FANTASY DOCUMENTARY OR IS IT A PALEO DOCUMENTARY?!?!?!?!?!! IF THE WRITERS OF PLANET DINOSAUR BBC,NOVA BIGGER THAN TREX,JURASSIC PARK 3 AND JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH SAW THIS SHIT,THEY WOULD DIE OF CRINGE AND CRY TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT TO MENTION THIS THINGS LEGS ARE TOO SKINNY!!!!!!! OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Is monsters resurrected accurate?

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!!!!! Its designs are innaccurate,the dinosaurs are overpowered and the dinosaurs are portrayed too aggressively and kill everything in their sight

Honorable mentions:

Tyrannosaurus(I didn't add trex cuz I couldn't get an image of its full body

And the sloth is disrespected since it's a punching bag for smilodon and the Terror bird

Honorable mentions

Tyrannosaurus

This trex model is the same from when dinosaurs roamed america,its designs not that bad except its crests are more like the JW/JP trex and its arms should be posed right

Megalonyx/Glossotherium

Its arms are far too big,the head is also too big,its body and tail aren't too bad but this thing like I said is so disrespected and just waits for the Terror bird or smilodon to kill it

That's it for today guys!

Note: you need to click on some images to see full poster.

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Disney Pixar's Yi Qi is a Chinese film about the amazing dinosaur Yi qi. Get ready for an adventure as a Yi qi attempts to save China from the evil attacking birds.

National Geographic hurries to cash in on paleo documentary success with its new dino doc: 10 Monsters That Eate T-Rex. Watch as experts discuss 10 giant creatures that could ate T-Rex. Subscribe for 10 years of amazing luck, and you don't want to miss number 1!

Disney completes the Dinopedia franchise alone. Dinoppedia: Endgame is the fantastic end to the trilogy. The Dark Lord Slaughter threatens the land of Dinopedia, and the Arthropleura must save the land. Starring as Slaughter is actor Fawe Charissioun Geo. Will this really be the last Dinopedia film, or with it be milked some more?

Warner Bros and New Line Cinema give us a new epic Middle Earth film. The Hobbit: And Unexpectted Species is about a bird that accidentally begins to evolve into a fierce Tyrannosaurus. The bird must journey through the Misty Mountains to stop this evolution and stay a bird. Gandalf is in the adventure, too.

Netflix finally gives us the sequel we've been dying for for ages. Monsters Resurrected returns with Monsters Resursted 2! Prepare for a 5-part series with a new and updated Spinosaurus (in the poster) and tons of bloody carnage. Just what you want in a paleo documentary! Get ready!

Which silly poster was your favorite? What ideas do you have for future posters?

Monsters Resurrected Spinosaurus vs Dinocroc!

Who will win?

Here are the reason why this abomination (a.k.a. the Awesomebroraptor), is worse than my remake here

1. Barely even feathered

2. Looks too much like something in one of those crappy dino docs like Dinosaurs with Stephen Fry or Clash of the Dinosaurs, while mine looks like something made for Prehistoric Planet

3. The name is just straight up stupid like Greenotaraptor seriously you cannot think of a better than like idk Chlororaptor.

4. Feathered Dinosaurs can be scary!!!!

5. Why is this thing lipless?

6. Dinosaurs are animals not monsters

Basically, it's gonna be really bad documentaries, and i'm going to see which one people think is the most accurate through a series of polls

Contestants:

Valley of the T rex

Jurassic Fight Club

T rex, an evolutionary journey

Monsters Resurrected

Tarbosaurus, the mightiest ever

Clash of the dinosaurs

Bizarre Dinosaurs (maybe this is a hot take)

Dinosaur with Stephen fry

Welcome to this new series in where we pit 2 fictional dinosaurs up against each other, and today we have 2 contestants that may look like your ordinary T. rex and Spino but aren't actually. On one corner we have the "real life" Godzilla that's also a murderous psychopath we have the Spinosaurus from Monsters Resurrected, and on the other corner large but yet agile, and still being able to hunt despite losing one of their eyes we have Sharptooth from the Land Before Time. Well first let's talk about both of our opponents first about their abilities strengths and weaknesses.

Spinosaurus (Monsters Resurrected)

Abilities: Can easily take down a Carchar by just slapping it, can easily lift up a Rugops of which a real Spino can't do, and based on some calculations it might be around 200 or so feet long due to the Rugops in the doc being 30 feet long, and can easily take down a group of Sauropods.

Strengths: Is longer and maybe even larger, takes down any large theropod with just a slap from it's large arms, and can lift up smaller theropods

Weaknesses: Does get ganged up very easily, maybe slower and less agile

Sharptooth

Abilities: Can survive a 100 foot fall, got slapped by a sauropod's tail and survived of which most theropod can't survive from, and easily took down a sauropod

Strengths: Can survive high falls, survived being slapped, was still able to hunt despite losing one of his eyes, and is more agile.

Weaknesses: Can't lift smaller creatures, possibly shorter and maybe also be smaller.

Well, know we have looked at both of our opponents and their strengths and weaknesses, well now its time fight.

In a river delta the Spinosaurus had just lifted up a Rugops and kills it, soon dropping it's body with a loud thud which catches the attention of Sharptooth. Soon the rex would approach this Godzilla, as the Monsters Resurrected Spino soon roars at Sharptooth, which the 2 circle each other waiting for the other to strike, but then Sharptooth lunged onto the Spino's back clawing at it's flanks, but soon this sail backed psychopath noticed and bit Sharptooth's tail and threw him down as if he were to be a ragdoll. Sharptooth soon got back up and ran full in to this murder, and bit on it's neck the Monster Resurrected Spino soon roared in pain and soon slashing the tyrant off and giving him a brutal scar on his neck, but that doesn't stop him from attacking. Soon both predators run full into each other but soon the MR Spino clamped onto Sharptooth's neck and began slashing at him thus causing him to bleed out more and more. Soon Sharptooth bit on the Spino's tail and digs into it's flesh, but then it was to little to late as when Sharptooth did dig so deep into it's flesh that it began to bleed out also the Monsters Resurrected Spinosaurus had slashed a mark so deep that Sharptooth's entrails fell out, and thus him collapsing to pool of his blood. Thus killing him from blood loss

Verdict: Though Sharptooth may have the upper hand advantage when it comes to agility but the Monsters Resurrected Spinosaurus has claws strong enough to even slash through the armor of a Sarcosuchus. So the winner has to go to the MR Spino but what are your opinions on this fight and how would it turn out differently? Tell me in the comments

Oh yeah, it's totally 350 or so feet? Well, look at this.

And what's this? Well, THAT'S from the official MR wiki. Also, if you're just gonna say "ThEn HoW dId It SwAlLoW a 30 fOoT rUgOpS?" stfu, just MR logic bruh. Also, RRW's size estimate of the MR Spinosaurus was just the technical size, yes, you heard me correctly, T-E-C-H-N-I-C-A-L, he never meant that it actually WAS 350 or so feet, he meant technical. Plus, in the close-ups, it does look like it, but it literally wasn't, it was just 60 feet (of course the rest of what it said about its irl counter-part is just purely outdated), if you wanna debate about it, then fine, but just know that it was technically 350 feet, not actually, in actuality, it was 60 feet.

Quick note: I wrote this story due to a post I made a while back. This is kinda of a weird Mugen-Monsters Resurrected thing and yeah. That's all.

This story is dedicated to @ScaryLookinHobo (Hopefully) The newest admin for this wiki.

In the Cretaceous period. There lived a large and powerful Spinosaurus.

It was gigantic, and its eyes were dark to the point where no one could see them. Thorns were on the top of his head. He smelled awful and he was the apex of the ecosystem. It was feeding on the flesh of a dead herbivore. The chewing chewed on as the disgusting feasting sounded off. Blood was all over the creature's snout feasting on its received meat. It roared after feasting on this meal, with only a few patches of skin and bones left.

It walked out into the lake peacefully. But it looked up. It felt like something was preying on him. Something that could end its life.

A round rock landed from the sky. It hit the ground, landing with a few bangs, and cracked. What came out was a red spirit of terror that came out, something horrible. The environment started to look red as the entity came out. The Theropod started to become more aggressive, and a certain feeling caused it to be more territorial than before.

It charges at this entity as it looks horrifying at the entity’s cursed appearance. It started hearing cries of pain. The noise from the entity was getting louder, and louder and louder. The moaning of the entity in pain was followed by a loud “WHY!”

The beast charged and started doing damage to the orb the entity’s life force was contained in.

But the entity had a trick up his sleeve, the walls of darkness emerged and slowly grabbed the Spino. A human scream was somehow heard as the spino died within the confines of the dark walls.

The Entity eventually made the Dinosaurs extinct. Slowly. I absorbed and killed all of the creatures with Mini-Games and Headcrabs. This entity then slept during the ice age. It has awoken a year ago., and is a threat to humanity. It is known as Giygas, and eventually, it will destroy us all if we don’t do anything about. The International Mugen Fighting Tournament is going to take place in January 2023. Little do they know, they heading into a buzzsaw.