Mammoth

I found this story and had to share it with you "As of this year the Woolly Mammoth has been cloned. The team lead by world renowned paleontologist Scarylookinhobo, announced their discovery today, "We're naming him Dug" said hobo in an interview.

A picture of "Dug"

Skeptics say "April Fools!!!"

I’ve seen a lot of poll competitions here- how about I host one? I chose Yukon/Alaska.

Anybody request pings?

Animals included the following

• Wooly Mammoth

• Columbian Mammoth

• American Mastodon

• Steppe Bison

• American Scimitar Cat

• Jefferson Ground Sloth

• Giant Beaver

• Giant Camel

• Western Camel

• Elk

• Caribou

• Walrus

• Yukon Horse

• Ice Age Horse

• Arctic Ground Squirrel

• Saiga Antelope

• Beringian Lion

• Short -Faced Bear

• Grey Wolf

Bonus:

• Humans

• Flat-Headed Peccary

Good luck them!

(I’m rooting for the Camels and Caribou)

This has lots to do with Prehistoric animals

So every paleo fan should know about Elephants. Massive mammals that, in prehistoric times, evolved into various forms. Some of them were semi aquatic, some had shaggy coats to survive in the arctic, and some had jaws that worked like a giant shovel. Or did they?

Nope, it turns out the term “Elephant” only applies to the genera Loxodonta (African), Elephas (Asian), Palaeoloxodon, and Mammuthus (sometimes). The Mastodons, and all those guys? Nope, they’re not elephants. But why? For no reason, just because we don’t call them elephants. So basically you can’t accurately call them elephants because they’re not considered elephants.

This makes no sense. If there’s one thing we’ve learned about taxonomy in the past, it’s that common names can change. For example whales used to be their own thing, but now they’re included as Even toed ungulates, despite the fact that they have flippers, FLIPPERS, THEY’RE A CERTAIN TYPE OF ANIMAL PURLY BECAUSE THEY EVOLVED FROM THEM. Same with Birds, birds are technically reptiles BECAUSE THEY EVOLVED FROM THEM. So clearly definitions can change, so why not vice versa? Why can’t the definition of an Elephant be changed to include other Proboscideans? For no reason, it’s just plain stupid

Thank you for reading my rant on Elephant classification. From now on I will use Elephant as the term for all Proboscideans, and if you want to help fight this tyranny, I believe you should too

Ok so I want you guys to basically pick 1 and this one is elephant version

Woolly mammoth vs African elephant

Mastodon vs African elephant

That one elephant guy with a shovel nose vs Asian elephant

Behemoth from godzilla vs every single elephant species thing that ever existed

Sorry they're so blurry, I literally had to photograph the screen with my phone

Protoceratops chilling

Parasaurolophus taking a swim, remember, there's no life guard on duty

Mammoths, gee I wonder why I added them. Did have to do with the fact they're the state fossil of, what was it, Arkansas, Alabama, Arizona...

Blurry image of a velociraptor

Spinosaurus swimming around. THEY COULD SWIM, FIGHT ME

That's not very scary, looks like a 40 foot Turkey.

Paraceratherium moment

I wanted to get an image of a brumal tyrannosaurus in the woods but this was the only one who wasn't sleeping. Even then I had to move him to a more densely forested area do to him being on the outskirts of his enclosure.

Who says there's no such thing as an aquatic dinosaur

And last but not least, Dinopedia's popular mascot: Microraptor gui

Baby: From getting thrown around by sloth to save him from dodos to slaughtering a whole viking village.

Manny: From protecting the baby to dying to the baby as an elder.

Peaches: From cute tiny little thing playing around with possums to badass herd leader.

Diego: From strong independent saber-tooth tiger to a divorced hobo.

Soto: This time he dies to a baby.

So, I was scrolling today through Terrifying Tyrannosaur page on TV Tropes today when I came across this weird title that can be translated to Age of the Great Dinosaurs. Having nothing better to do, I watched it.

The film released in 1979 under the direction of Shoutarou Ishinomori, a guy that worked on multiple installments of Cyborg 009 and... SHERLOCK HOLMES 1996 ANIME SERIES. Haven't watched either.

What is supposed to be the plot:

It tells a story about "effeminate guy" known as Jun, who likes flowers and is sad that humans are contaminating the environment (usual stuff). He is bullied at school for reading poetry books (I can relate to his bullies), and his mother complains about his education. That thread is brushed aside immediately, because (WARNING: This is gonna be cringe) UFO CONTRACTS HIM!

It tells him to go on a beach, where he meets his love interest Remi. Unfortunately, this is where my least favourite character in the film joins: Chobi. Chobi is annoying little brat and younger brother of Remi, who stalks her all the way to the beach and mocks for having a boyfriend, as if that was something unnatural.

After pointing out that she just meet Jun, UFO teleports all three away and tells a story how humans lost their empathy, because they terraform the planet. Then it teleports them to cretaceous period for them to learn a lesson they already know. Chobi assaults some dino with stick and cuts his tail off, then discovers a bunch of eggs, from which Triceratops breed hatches. Tyrannosaurus the Immortal arrives and eats all but one trikes, then gets its eye gouged out. TTI then kills a Pachycephalosaurus female that two males have been fighting over and Chobi complains about their cowardice.

As usual, volcano explodes and all the dinos perish. The only ones left alive are Tyrannosaurus and "Toppy" (a hyper-grown Triceratops that survived earlier). Undying Tyranno kills Toppy and we go fast-forward to THE ICE AGE.

"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"

After some montage of mammoths trampling Smilodons and humans killing mammoths (yeah, empathy never existed to begin with), T-Rex, who is somehow still alive, steals the killed mammoth from humans. Cavemen then make a sacrifice to Tyrannosaurus, offering some girl and singing. The song calms T-Rex down, only for Chobi to butt in and piss off T-Rex. Getting fire in their white eyes, cavemen insert infinite ammo cheat code and throw 1,000,000,000 spears onto T-Rex, killing it. Then UFO arrives and teleports kids back to present, saying that they will welcome mankind with open arms when they learn compassion. Movie ends.

Review:

Truly a terrible movie. Go on MyAnimeList.net and you'll find exactly NO ONE recommending this film.

-Characters are all shallow and have zero character, besides little brat with flaming eyes that I hate. It is insane that Tyrannosaurus, generic super persistent movie predator, makes more expressions than two other main characters in the whole runtime. Remi and Jun have as much personality as Ford Brody from Gareth Edwards' Godzilla (to hell with that movie), always having blank look on their faces and never reacting to A. N. Y. T. H. I. N. G.

-Plot is entirely stupid and makes no sense whatsoever. What exactly is UFO's point? Mankind is shown killing more than just some roadside flowers in prehistory, and "empathy" never existed to begin with. Why are they throwing three insignificant children into past? How did the Tyrannosaurus survive getting stabbed in the scrotum by Triceratops?How did the T-Rex, cold-blooded naked reptile, survive in ice age for millions of years?

-Animation is also bad. Frames are constantly reused and characters go off-model at least once. They switch between animating rain to using some generic filter over and over.

-What I can't put my finger on is how bizarre mood is in this film. Take Pachycephalosaurus scene for example: one moment you have shell falling from Ankylosaurus in goofy fashion and back fins falling off of Stegosaurus, the next moment Tyrannosaurus comes in and kills female Terra Formars-style. The film can't seem to decide whatever deaths are too brutal to show onscreen or just show them to the audience. Bizarre mood whiplash.

Final rating: 2/10.

Aftermath:

-Was Godzilla's roar protected by copyright at the time? Because T-Rex uses it ALL THE TIME in this movie. Either that or Gamera's roar. I guess filmmakers must have been lucky and Toho just didn't realize this movie's existence.

The movie of the year! Diinopedia vs Laagerpetons features an epic journey to save Dinopedia. The invading Lagerpetids will stop at nothing. The main character, Arthur the Arthropleura, returns (he was in every Dinopedia film except The Nest).

If you're ready for a full-on scientific debate film, watch Disney's Skleteal Contverry (Dinopedian for "Skeletal Controversy"). A red fish named Power Lord debates many scientists about newly discovered dinosaur bones. They are cunning and it will be difficult for the hero to win.

Idea: @PowerLord23

Warner Bros and New Line Cinema deliver a sequel to An Unexpected Species; The Hobbit: Desloation of Rex. A fire-breathing Rex threatens the lands of Middle Pangea. A lone hero in dark robes must lead Rex into outer space and stop the Desolation.

Disney's Death Tyrant showcases a Thanatotyrannus called the "Death Tyrant". As civilization rises 8,000 B.C., this new threat attacks. This unknown species has the power of Death, and no-one can stop it - or can they?

And now, Dinopedia falls into ruin. In Disney Pixar's Surviving Dinopedia, a member of the land of Dinopedia shows a slightly inaccurate picture of a T. rex and every creature on the planet flies into a rage. Watch 90 minutes of a fierce verbal fight between the prehistoric inhabitants of this land. Can Arthur the Arthropleura stop the fight?

Marvel Studios makes an epic superhero story while we wait for more Scavenger films. Blood Moon stars a bizarre super Terror Bird named Blood Moon with the power to grow heads at will. He must save the Grand City from the ani-bird poachers.

Disney's Far Cry Primal follows the adventurers of a caveman named Takkar. He must save his tribe, the Wenja, from the vicious Udam and hateful Sunwalkers. Along the way, he learns things about his enemies that none had known before.

Note: not all were AI.

Which movie was your favorite? What ideas do you have for future posters?

Disney Pixar's Walkking With Beasts features many of the most amazing beasts from the Pleistocene. Finally Pixar figures out how to make an almost proper-looking Mammoth (if you remember Woolly, you know what I'm talking about).

Amazon, the creator of Rings of Power, delivers another fascinating story from Middle Earth: Lord of the Rapitors. A lost raptor must find his way across the sea to Valinor, with the help of the warriors of the Southlands.

The Galactic Emoire hunts down a deformed Mammoth in the latest Star Wars film, Star Wars: Mammmoth. Ame Ansath and Hor Dousdl are two Jedi knights who must save this Mammoth from the wrath of the Stormtroopers.

The prequel movie for Walkking With Beasts, Disney Pixar's Land Of Giants featured a lone Hyaenodon on a mission to find his pack. Along the way, he encounters many giants of the Oligocene.

This tells the extraordinary story of life before the dinosaurs, when strange and savage creatures fought a ruthless battle to rule the planet! In Disney Pixar's Walking With Monsters, witness the story of life on our planet like never before!

Disney Pixar's Dinopedia tells an amazing story of life! The Dinoepia ("Dinopedia" in Dinosaurese or something) is an encyclopedia that can summon dinosaurs and other lost creatures. Watch as they spread terror in our world.

Pixar mispells it's name on the poster of its latest dinosaur film, Nemegt! Starring featherless Velociraptors as they travel across a desert of time jumping dinosaurs.

Which was your favorite poster this time? Which do you think is the most rediculous?

Disney Pixar's SuperCroc stars a Deinosuchus in the swamps of the Late Cretaceous. This is easily one of the best posters AI has made (it spelled Pixar correctly!)

No need to watch the ARK: Animated Series, as Pixar is making its own! I have no idea what "The Diving Workl" is supposed to mean...

Pixar's Woolly is about a Mammoth. Don't blame me that the mammoth looks absolutely terrible.

Disney's Tyrant stars a T-Rex who dominated all the animals in a freezing landscape.

Thanks to @Tyrann0saur125 who posted movie posters first.

Mammoth

Mastodon

Megalonyx

Megatherium

Glyptodon

Doedicurus

Satherium

Arctodus

Shrub Ox (Euceratherium)

Macrauchenia

Hagerman Horse

Ontocetus

Platygonus

American Lion

Smilodon

Homotherium

Mammoth

Mastodon

Megatherium

Megalonyx

Smilodon

American Lion

Homotherium

Arctodus

Glyptodon

Doedicurus

Macrauchenia

Platygonus

Satherium

Any other requests for which animals you want to see in the series? (must be a Pleistocene animal from the Americas)

Craiyon made some progress by now knowing that Kelenken is a bird, just not a terror bird yet.

Why is it dogs

I already have Smilodon and Mammoth in the series but I need more animals to add to it.

Make sure it’s an animal that coexisted with these two during the ice age (2 million to 10,000 years ago).