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Hello Gays, today we have a list of Top One Reasons Why I Should Be A Mod!
I ALREADY FUCKING AM ONE
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(also this was actually an advertisement for the Great Birb Desolation of '69 Season 2, hopefully coming later this month)
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Star Wars: Revenge O the Gastonia tells of a faraway planet of dinosaurs. The Sith build Gastonia Walkers to destroy all dinosaurs on the planet. Can the Jedi save the day?
Disney re-buys Pixar and is so mad that they mess up the branding in their newest adaptation of Walking With Dinosaurs: Time of Titans! This tells of a Jurassic land where giant sauropods roam. Can they successfully migrate or with Allosaurus eat them?
Disney makes the next paleo film with out Pixar. Giant of the Sky feature giant (and inaccurate) pterosaurs on an epic migration to survive. The main character, a Quetzalcoatlus, must swim over an ocean of terror.
Disney Pixar's Spirits of the Ice Forest stars the many creatures of Cretaceous Australia. Including Koolasuchus (on the poster) and Laeallynasaura. They must survive in the freezing weather and make friends.
Google makes the next great paleo doc. A film 1 million years in the making, Nature tells of the amazing animals that lived in the Pleistocene. A prequel is planned...
Disney's next paleo film is a little surprising. Indiana Jones and the T-Rex features an animated Indiana Jones as he explores a lost island. On this island is a vicious T-Rex, nicknames R-Rex (I have no idea why...).
And that's it for the news! What films will be made next? Which film was your favorite? Find out more next time on Paleo Films News!
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While inostrancevia and therizino's "unfair" fight, koolasuchus was stated "abandoned" alone
Koolasuchus:man i'm bored, i'm bored on this island(permian island) the only one inhabited here is proburnetia what am i supposed to do here anyway-*notices something long at a distance* wait was that a snake?
And i don't think thats a familiar face(giganophis)
huh, i wish inostrancevia was here to help me but he literally betrayed me rn
*flashback begins*
https://dinopedia.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000099880
Inostrancevia: hm now that i think about it let's be "best pals" for now
Archaeothyris: aye! lets go-
Koolasuchus: you betrayed me...
Inostrancevia:what? you can still be my good old pal even if i made a new friend like seriously don't be ashamed pal
Koolasuchus: well, imma go now
Inostrancevia:did i offended him?
Archaeothyris:not really, i'm suprised ino
Inostrancevia:me too thyris... me too......
*flashback ends*
Koolasuchus:did i take things too far?
Titanoboa:is that...diplocaulusssss oh no you don't...
Titanoboa then slowly approach koolasuchus while mistakening him for diplocaulus.
Koolasuchus: ok i need to get outta here-
And then titano bites koola in the head*
Koolasuchus:aaggghhhh!!! the heck!!???
Now i have a scar on my face i need something that is like what humans called a "bandage" wait... thats not giganophis....
(size is not accurate in terms of their real counterparts but whatever)
Titanoboa:well actually it's koolasuchus nvm he also raided my territory in the past... Now time to go!
Koolasuchus:wait the sec when did i-ah crap this is going to be an unfair fight and titanoboa will solo kill me!*proceeds to swim as fast as possible*
To Be Continued...
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Inostrancevia:koolasuchus look out-
Erythrovenator:*drawing*im ganna do a-hey i was about to finish you stupid cup of water huh?
Koolasuchus:don't even think about wasting toilet paper,look here
Erythrovenator*looks to see if koola's gone*
Erythrovenator:good,now time to sneak out,get some toilet paper and clean up the mess-wait,it didn't get cut,uh oh,hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry-
Koolasuchus:how dare you,now the paper towel is going to be empty!
Erythrovenator:uh-oh...RUN!*instantly makes the paper towel emty*
Koolasuchus:ok,your too fast but i got something*squirt water at erythrovenator using the squirt bottle of water*
Erythrovenator:ok...you win...OOF
Koolasuchus:heres the new paper towel,you just empty the previous one earlier today,so here
Erythrovenator:ok,im done*deep breaths*
Bonus:
*meanwhile inside*
Allosaurus:ok,i can't close the jaw for much longer,im ganna go
Nuralagus:ok,bye se ya
Mapusaurus:wait,but i can't get out,you know what,im stuck,just kill me pls then tell shi to recover me cuz i don't like being stuck here forever
No.1:inostrancevia and koolasuchus
Location:grave-lands
No.2:thrinaxodon and broomistega
Location:quetzalcoatlus statue
No.3:deinosuchus and dreadnoughtus
Location:the river
No.4:allosaurus,nuralagus and spinosaurus
Location:the mountain sea
(Edited by Shi468)
Looks like inostrancevia is somehow interupting koolasuchus's metural-mind-reader fixing
(Edited by Shi468)
With the other tyrants sleeping, Savage Almond goes into the viewing chamber at midnight to do a Temnospondyl spinwheel battle. Little did he know, it would be his last.
Savage Almond the Sribe-Tyrant: Lemme have some fun. Can't wait to see
Nigersaurus god: No *stabs*
Savage Almond gets killed by the Nigersaurus god for no reason, and the body vanishes. And that was how the first Tyrant died, the Scribe-Tyrant, the one who made up the lore of that universe.
Nigersaurus god: No evidence! K let's just spin this wheel.
Nigerpeton: Father... is that you?
Nigersaurus god: Yes, I am your father. Now kill that dude over there.
Nigerpeton: Yes father.
Eryops: *dies*
Iberospondylus was chopped by Zatrachys.
Indobrachyops threw Capetus into a portal where Arizonasaurus was. Arizonasaurus woke up on the velociraptor-sized platform and murdered Capetus.
Nigerpeton was too weak to stop FedEx-man Fedexia(It was actually named after FedEx).
Nigersaurus god: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Postman Postosuchus: Finally, a worthy opponent!
Eryosuchus raged after his brother's death. He yeeted Melosaurus to Icarus, where the latter burned to death.
Archegosaurus used his temnospondyl powers to let Eryosuchus kill him. What?
Indobrachyops yeeted Capitosaurus into a random Cryodrakon's mouth.
Kamacops used 2 Meganueras and kamikazed straight towards Cherninia. Didn't work.
Siderops tried to use the "Wait then fight at the end" strategy but accidentally fell into Metoposaurus' mouth.
Collidosuchus collided into Iberospondylus. Didn't end too well for the former.
FedEx-man Fedexia was shipped to hell by Stegops, the oversimplified Stegosaurus stenops.
Parotosuchus couldn't handle the Peltobatrachus style.
Stegops was obliterated by Koolasuchus.
Eryosuchus commit Alt F4 on Zatrachys.
Dasyceps casually nukes Cyclotosaurus.
Eryosuchus casually commit Alt F4 on Edops who couldn't handle his style.
Indobrachyops casually nukes Dasyceps.
Prionosuchus teleported Iberospondylus to the Late Jurassic, yeeted him to the prehistoric Iberian Peninsula, and let him get eaten by a Eustreptospondylus.
Metoposaurus ate Paracyclotosaurus.
Cacops accidentally slaughters Eryosuchus.
Prionosuchus died when Promastadonsaurus showed him an image of a feathered amphibian.
Promastodonsaurus called the cops on Cacops. It was pretty obvious who they were gonna be aiming for.
Nigersaurus god: That piece of caca finally died!
Branchiosaurus, the god of rip-offs, has succumbed to Koolasuchus.
Peltobatrachus did some extremely disturbing stuff to kill Broomistega.
Promastodonsaurus was decapitated by Cherninia's lightsaber. Yes, a Star Wars reference, finally.
The Indian Temnospondyl Indobrachyops, has been killed by Koolasuchus. We still have Cherninia tho.
Metoposaurus was destroyed by Koolasuchus.
Cherninia couldn't handle the Peltobatrachus style.
:(
Nigersaurus god: Finally it's about to end, I'm getting very sleepy
The ending was pretty anti-climatic because Koolasuchus just dropped a piano on Peltobatrachus, which ultimately killed the latter.
So the winner is...
KOOLASUCHUS!!! The last surviving member of Temnospondyli!!!
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