A little teaser for my upcoming tournament
Also there are 32 contenstants and here's the roster:
Erectopus
Xuanhanosaurus
Asfaltovenator
Yangchuanosaurus
Metriacanthosaurus
Shidaisaurus
Siamotyrannus
Sinraptor
Allosaurus
Saurophaganax
Datanglong
Lusovenator
Siamraptor
Veterupristisaurus
Chilantaisaurus
Neovenator
Siats
Acrocanthosaurus
Altispinax
Concavenator
Eocarcharia
Kelmayisaurus
Lajasvenator
Sauroniops
Shaochilong
Taurovenator
Carcharodontosaurus
Giganotosaurus
Mapusaurus
Tyrannotitan
"Let them fight."
- Serizawa
Starting off we have the tiny Lusovenator getting swallowed by the mighty Siats
Then we cut to the Florida everglades where detective Sinraptor investigates the untimely murder of Tianyuraptor. Unbeknownst to him, the perpetrator(Siamotyrannus) was about to ambush him.
My least favourite carnosaur, Xuanhanosaurus, yeeted Eocarcharia to Proxima Centuari B for no reason at all
The mighty Siats strikes again! This time his victim is an unfortunate Chilantaisaurus.
Giganotosaurus with a glock committed Alt F4 on Concavenator
Giganotosaurus with a glock committed eat taco vertically on Shidaisaurus
Carcharodontosaurus obliterated the not-so-mighty-anymore Siats
Altispinax was the literal embodiment of Alt F4(It's even in his name), so Siamraptor thought he was too dangerous to be left alive
The famous Allosaurus dies on his debut when he was stabbed 69 times by Mapusaurus
Xuanhanosaurus was killed by Erectopus' telekinetic powers
Mapusaurus pulled an Uno Reverse Card on Giganotosaurus with a glock, so the latter unintentionally shot himself
Yangchuanosaurus yeeted Shaochilong towards the Sun because she was a yandere
Tyrannotitan transformed into a colossal titan but Kelmayisaurus cut his snape and then decapitated the Titan-Shifter(Tyrannotitan)
Saurophaganax kicked Taurovenator's lower jaw so hard that the latter's head simply flew into the air
Yangchuanosaurus grabbed a sword, ran straight at Siamraptor like Naruto, and decapitated the Carcharodontosaur
Mapusaurus ambushes Acrocanthosaurus, but the latter dodges the attack and snaps the Carcharodontosaurine's neck
Metriacanthosaurus tried mauling Sauroniops, but the carcharodontosaur was too powerful
Lajasvenator complained about being small but Siamotyrannus didn't give a **** about it
Saurophaganax b****-slapped Datanglong to the 4th dimension
Erectopus was too dangerous to be left alive, so Carcharodontosaurus ate it
Saurophaganax teleported Veterupristisaurus into his Minecraft world, and committed Alt F4 on his creation
Yangchuanosaurus thought the meaning of Kelmayisaurus was "Kill me" so the metriacanthosaurid delivered
Saurophaganax snapped the neck of Carcharodontosaurus
Neovenator complained about having a humungous size difference between him and his relative Siats but Siamotyrannus didn't give a poop
Asfaltovenator complained about being classified as a Megalosauroid, not an allosauroid, but Siamotyrannus didn't give a poop about it
Then, the most epic battle in spinwheel battle post history happened...
Yangchuanosaurus picks up a lightsaber and so does Saurophaganax, and they walk in circle, eyeing each other, and this music played(0:10 - 0:39)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsoA5FKh7PA
Yangchuanosaurus struck first, slashing the lightsaber at Saurophaganax. But the allosaur replied with a grin "Tis' but a scratch!"
Saurophaganax started striking back, and the two theropods banged each other's lightsabers until... Yangchuanosaurus punched Saurophaganax onto the ground he walked towards the allosaur as this played(Ignore jet jaguars voice)(https://youtu.be/4BbIKMI3G3Y?t=76)
(Ends at 1:27)
He holds his lightsaber at Saurophaganax' neck.
Saurophaganax: Please... I beg for mercy
Yangchuanosaurus: There will not be, any mercy*Stabs saurophaganax*
After that there were 4. And now, Yangchuanosaurus nukes Acrocanthosaurus to make it 3.
Siamotyrannus had to stop Yangchuanosaurus since the latter was a menace to society. Unfortunately, things didn't end too well for the former-tyrannosaur, because Sauroniops intervened.
Then, the final battle happened. Sauroniops shook the earth, and the Volcanos erupted, and around them was fire, lava, and rock. Nothing else but the remaining 2. Yangchuanosaurus smiled.
He threw his lightsaber and Sauroniops, stabbing him in the stomach, but that didn't kill him. However, he was too weak to fight back, and Yangchuanosaurus delivered the final bite.
Not even a god-like being would prove to be a good match against the brutal Yangchuanosaurus.
So the winner is... YANGCHUANOSAURUS!!!!
(By cheungchungtat)
(By PaleoGuy)