Jurassic Fight Club

The Golden Age (1993-2005)

This was the age of Jurassic Park and the Walking with Series, and a few mid range docs

(Walking with Dinosaurs is a great example of this era)

The Jurassic Fight Club Era (2006-2010)

This was the era when every company started spewing out dino docs (usualy violent) there are a few exceptions (Prehistoric Park)

(This image sums up this era. One word: VILOENCE)

The "Decent" Age (2010-2012)

This was an era of some pretty solid shows, like Planet Dinosaur.

(A pretty good age)

The Age of Spinosaurs (2010-2020)

This was the time we people started raving about spinosaurus and every doc had it in it.

(Read the title)

The Second Golden Age (2020's)

This is a second golden age of paleo media seeing shows like Prehistoric Planet, and Walking with Dinosaurs (2025)

(Showing them just as animals, beautiful)

Hello guys,Welcome to episode 4 of my accurate series today I am going to do jurassic fight club

Jurassic fight club is a series made in 2008,it is about dinosaurs fighting each other and it takes place in the jurassic and cretaceous,and also the cenozoic in mega bear vs mega lion

So let's go through the dinosaurs

First off we have the ceratosaurus

My thing with this design is that it is too skinny but I really love it and ceratosaurus didn't deserve the treatment it got,back on topic its arms are long enough to scratch prey which it cant even do and it's arms should be smaller but considering this is nasicornis,it is not the most accurate

Pachyrhinosaurus

What am I even looking at anymore,back when I was a kid I had no problem but now that I'm older,this design is hideous,it has spikes on its frill a horn on its head and cant even hold off an albertosaurus on its own

Allosaurus

This design is way too skinny and the horns aren't right at all not to mention this guy in a duo can literally take on a full grown fucking camarasaurus,it's like a ceratosaurus duo hunting a full grown brachiosaurus which no carnivore would ever do,let's also say that this dinosaur could've eaten the stegosaurus and ceratosaurus instead of trying to kill the camarasaurus

Albertosaurus

Now this guy isn't the most inaccurate but it can literally headbutt a goddamn pachyrhinosaurus flying in the air,and this guy cannot swim well in the water which I guess is accurate but they could swim irl but not as good as tyrannosaurus

Nanotyrannus

This guy is LITERALLY THE FUCKING SAME THING AS TREX GODDAMMIT!!! THIS GUY IS IDEK IDEK WHAT TO SAY,okay okay now the design isn't half bad,but it can literally take on 2 JUVENILE TREXES AND TRIED TO FIGHT THE MOTHER TREX LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

Majungasaurus(Female)

This thing is so wrong in every damn way,It is longer had smaller arms and a SMALLER HEAD IRL,WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!?! SMH.

Majungasaurus(male) Brace yourself guys

THIS MAJUNGASAURUS IS NOT A FUCKING MAJUNGASAURUS,ITS NECK DEWLAPS ARE FUCKING HIDEOUS,ITS ARMS ARE SMALLER THAN THAT AND ITS THE SAME I DONT NEED TO FUCKING SAY IT!!! This thing is more like a turkey and majungasaurus ykw Idek if I wanna call this a majungasaurus at all....

Utahraptor

This thing is so fucking wrong in every way,it had feathers on it's tail,arms and head even on its whole body,this cowshit is so hideous and look at its head,It's the fucking jwtg megalosaurus

Dromaeosaurus

This Dromaeosaurus is featherless,it had feathers on its whole damn body,And in a pack can KILL A FULL GROWN EDMONTOSAURUS!!!!!!! What the fuck is this show anymore bro

Edmontosaurus

They butchered edmontosaurus in design and screentime,for the design its neck is way too skinny,it's body is so slim and its so wrong,now for the screentime IT WAS WAY MORE HUMILIATED THAN CERATOSAURUS,IRL NEITHER OF THE DROMAEOSAURUS WOULD SURVIVE IF THIS WAS REALISTIC,DO FUCKING RESEARCH ON HOW BIG EDMONTOSAURUS IS BEFORE HUMILIATING IT!!!!! AND HOLY SHIT I BELIEVE JURASSIC WORLD IS MORE REALISTIC THAN THIS SHIT!!!!!

Deinonychus

HERE WE GO AGAIN I DONT EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN!!!!!

Tenontosaurus

This thing Is YKW FUCK IT IM NOT EXPLAINING!!!!!!!

Arcotodus(Mega bear)

What the fuck am I staring at?! THIS BEARS SNOUT IS SO FUCKING SHORT IT COULD KILL A TREX BY BURNING ITS EYES WITH ITS HIDEOUS FACE,IT LOOKS LIKE THE JWTG GIGANOTOSAURUS GAVE BIRTH TO THIS FUCKING THING!!!!! AND THE EARS ARE FAR TOO FUCKING BIG FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! I WILL POP A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL IN A SECOND!!!!!

American lion(Panthera atrox)

Idek what the fucking fuck this thing is,the ears are too big and the thing looks like an African lion with its mane shaved

Stegosaurus

This stegosaurus neck is too skinny and its feet are literally mammalian feet,but this thing's body isn't too bad especially the plates and the 4 thagemizars

Camarasaurus

The camarasaurus's Feet are FUCKING MORE MAMMALIAN LIKE AN ELEPHANTS AND ITS TAIL IS TOO LONG AND THE HEAD IS SO FUCKING UGLY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Gastonia

This gastonia had longer spikes irl and there's not much to say

And finally tyrannosaurus

My problem is that the head needs its 2 more accurate crests it had irl and the arms are too big,this guy even didn't look after its fucking children,A FUCKING NANOTYRANNUS KILLED YOUR CHILDREN AND YOURE MORE WORRIED ABOUT HUNTING YOUR STUPID FUCKING PREY THAN YOUR KIDS,FUCK YOU JURASSIC FIGHT CLUB!!!!!! EVEN THE BODY IS SO FUCKING SLIM IT WAS THICKER IRL,HOLY SHIT IM GETTING SOME WATER TO CALM DOWN!

So in conclusion,no it isn't accurate,not even the fights because they are not even accurate and have dinosaurs scratching and slashing with their fucking feet claws,So no it isn't accurate

EDIT:One more thing is that the dinosaurs are constantly roaring over and over again while in the middle of fighting

That is it for today guys

I will go first.

JFC wasn't as bad as Dinosaur With Steven Fry.

So hey folks! Here we got some new movie posters, some of which were suggested by you guys in the post here. You can still leave suggestions there or here.

Note: you need to click on the images to see the full poster.

Discovery Cannnell reboots Jurassic Fight Club and delivers the highly anticipated JFC Season 2! Experience the thrilling experience of the first series all over again, with brand new and even worse CGI. Watch as totally realistic dinosaurs make totally realistic decisions in the bloody, savage versus fights of the Jurassic era.

Netflix's Life On Our Planet returns in Life On Our Planet 2. Experience the dinosaurs that were left out in the first season, such as Velociraptor and Gorgosaurus. Life On Our Planet 1 smashed all of Walking With... and Planet Earth into one series, so the second one shows what was left out in the rush!

Disney Pixar's Dinou Pedia 3 bring back a beloved franchise better than ever! The Arthropleura goes through the Dinopedia into an alternate reality where Evolution has turned Earth into a bizarre world of smooshy, deformed creatures. Can the Arthropleura escape before the Alternate Earth is unleashed?

Disney Pixar's newest animated film is awesome. Woolly Giraffe takes place in an icy Ice Age land, where a Woolly Giraffe must escape deformed, weird looking hunters. That's it.

This expanded universe film from Disney Pixar's Dinoppedia (or is it Dinou Peddia?) franchise. Dinoppedia: Battle takes place in the ugly land of Dinoppedia. Lagerpetids, Dinopedians, Waifus, Vandals, Trolls, and more team up to face the terror of yesballs from DRYREDWALL.

Jiany Rrake directs this awesome animated classic: Eveerglaides. A Spinosaurus (take my word for it; it's a Spino even though it doesn't look like one) in the Everglades must stop an invading species: Titanoboa! Epic battles.

If want to see awesome dinosaur adventures, watch this. Disney + Pixar's Nanotyrannus stars a blue Nanotyrannus on an adventure to stop an evil pterosaur prom eating a fish.

What was your favorite film poster? I have a few very epic posters for next time, so get ready! Don't forget to leave ideas!

Here are the reason why this abomination (a.k.a. the Awesomebroraptor), is worse than my remake here

1. Barely even feathered

2. Looks too much like something in one of those crappy dino docs like Dinosaurs with Stephen Fry or Clash of the Dinosaurs, while mine looks like something made for Prehistoric Planet

3. The name is just straight up stupid like Greenotaraptor seriously you cannot think of a better than like idk Chlororaptor.

4. Feathered Dinosaurs can be scary!!!!

5. Why is this thing lipless?

6. Dinosaurs are animals not monsters

Found this at Walmart

Nice try JFC

Basically, it's gonna be really bad documentaries, and i'm going to see which one people think is the most accurate through a series of polls

Contestants:

Valley of the T rex

Jurassic Fight Club

T rex, an evolutionary journey

Monsters Resurrected

Tarbosaurus, the mightiest ever

Clash of the dinosaurs

Bizarre Dinosaurs (maybe this is a hot take)

Dinosaur with Stephen fry

After being forced to endure an entire season of Jurassic Fight Club, I am confident to say my only major problem is the fight scenes themselves. I like the format JFC takes at first, following a prehistoric "crime scene" being discovered, and providing information varying in accuracy on the combatants(but not the varying in accuracy part). Aside from the "Pachyrhinosaurus" I don't really mind the first half hour of the episodes.

It has come to my attention that the wiki page here for Jurassic Fight Club is quite empty, only containing a list of species appearing in the show, which means someone is going to have to watch these episodes and fill out the wiki page.

This leaves us with the burning question: Who?

Who will dive into the depths of the land down under to fill out the rest of the wiki page? I might be able to fill out some plot details, with emphasis on might, but are there any volunteers?

Before

My edit

Changes

• Shortened the Limbs

• Increased the Tail Length

• Bulked up the neck and also shortened it

This is really my second time photo editing so take it with a grain of salt