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Marvel creates the sequel to the Scaveenger franchise, Chicken-saurus, starring Jack Horner. In this epic film, Jack Horner bands together with Jurassic Park scientists to create a fearsome hybrid - the Chickenosaurus, a chicken with the tail of a mighty T. rex. Can the world be saved from the rampage of these dinobirds?

Disney's Nomen Dubium is about a terrible curse sweeping across the land of dinosaurs. This curse, called Nobem dubium, effects the dinosaurs by making them NOT REAL! The curse hits Troödon, Kronosaurus for a while, Nanotyrannus, and more. Can the heroes find the antidote?

Journey back to the origins of Dinopedia in this prequel film, Disney's Creating Dinopedia. Starring Lemniwinks and Humans, this film shows how Dinopedia started, and how Lemniwinks disappeared soon after, never returning. Witness the incredible events that occurred afterwards, in this epic movie!

The newest and most accurate dinosaur documentary is here, Nat Geo's Where Dinosaurs Came From. This documentary showcases the arrival of dinosaurs on Earth, brought here by an ancient race of aliens. The documentary ends at the creation of the great pyramids by aliens, as prisons for evil dinosaurs.

An epic new series from Amazon Prime Video, The Lord of the Rings: The Claws of Power. This prequel TV Series is about the forging of the great claws of power, which were given to 3 races of dinosaurs. Follow the adventures of Galdrosaurus as she fights to reclaim the southern lands from armies of Giganotosaurus.

Disney's most scary movie has released, Night on Death Mountain! A brave warrior decides to camp on a mountain for some reason. There, he is attacked by a relic of a bygone age, a fearsome raptor! The whole movie takes place at night with an oversized moon, very scary.

Warner Bros and New Line Cinema's new film, Dryredwall, shows an evil troll invading Dinopedia. Armed with a keyboard, this fearsome troll warrior vandalizes and plunders the towns (pages), demanding people to subscribe to the Crime Uproot Ministry. Arthur the Arthropleura returns and embarks on an epic journey to stop Dyredwall. Will he succeed? Find out now!

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Marvel Studious makes the 4th movie in the Scavenger franchise: Scaveenger III. After a Megalodon eats Jack Horner's pet vulture, he sets out on a daring mission. He seeks to prove that Megalodon is a scavenger pussy. Will he succeed? Find out in this exciting movie!

The next epic Middle Earth film is The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Paleo Docs! Five fierce T-Rexes, that all look different for some reason, battle for supremecy. Find out which five paleo docs take part in this awesome battle today!

Disney Piznar's Abberation takes us to the epic ARK of Abberation. It is nicknamed The Broken ARK, and for a reason. Witness the terrible events that will unfold beneath the Surface. The caves are filled with giant mushrooms, giant crabs, giant things, and adventure!

The scariest movie of the year, some say! Disney's Death Tyrant features the black tyrannosaur: Thanatotyrannus. It spread death, doom, and despairing across the face of the Earth. Nothing can escape it.

Disney's Death Tyrant is nothing compared to Netflix's TheGreatest Horror Moviie oof all Time. Bizarre dinosaurs with too many heads and limbs will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life. Watch now and despair!

Fanboys features a riot between two sides. One side like Velociraptor, and the other likes T-Rex. After a fight between the two is hypothesized, WW3 breaks loose. Which side will emerge victorious in this battle of unimaginable proportions.

The sequel to Disney's Dinosaur Hoax has come! Leather Wings follows the adventures of the evil cult once more. They preform bizarre spells and concoctions to turn pterosaurs into leather jackets. Will they succeed, or will the pterosaurs defeat them first?

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Marvel Studios makes the price sequel to Scavenger; Scaveenger II! Jack Horner and his pet vulture return as the stars of the show. Jack Horner, after failing to convince T-Rex its a scavenger, decided to tell Smilodon it's a scavenger. Will Horners theory work, or will the Smilodon eat his vulture?

Disney's Dinosaur Hoax: A Consspiracy Film is epic as ever. An evil witch from a dinosaur-hating cult decides to convince the world that Dinosaurs are fake. Will she succeed? Get ready for a dino-packed epic adventure now!

Disney Pixar's Yi Qi is a Chinese film about the amazing dinosaur Yi qi. Get ready for an adventure as a Yi qi attempts to save China from the evil attacking birds.

National Geographic hurries to cash in on paleo documentary success with its new dino doc: 10 Monsters That Eate T-Rex. Watch as experts discuss 10 giant creatures that could ate T-Rex. Subscribe for 10 years of amazing luck, and you don't want to miss number 1!

Disney completes the Dinopedia franchise alone. Dinoppedia: Endgame is the fantastic end to the trilogy. The Dark Lord Slaughter threatens the land of Dinopedia, and the Arthropleura must save the land. Starring as Slaughter is actor Fawe Charissioun Geo. Will this really be the last Dinopedia film, or with it be milked some more?

Warner Bros and New Line Cinema give us a new epic Middle Earth film. The Hobbit: And Unexpectted Species is about a bird that accidentally begins to evolve into a fierce Tyrannosaurus. The bird must journey through the Misty Mountains to stop this evolution and stay a bird. Gandalf is in the adventure, too.

Netflix finally gives us the sequel we've been dying for for ages. Monsters Resurrected returns with Monsters Resursted 2! Prepare for a 5-part series with a new and updated Spinosaurus (in the poster) and tons of bloody carnage. Just what you want in a paleo documentary! Get ready!

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Starring Jenag and Samre, Netlix Dove's newest classic is epic! In Shadow Doom, a vicious, shadowy Terror Bird is terrorizing a flaming village. Can the heroes stop the monster before every last human perishes?

The latest entree in the Star Wars franchise is bizarre as ever. In Star Wars: Doarth Gorgon, a mutant Gorgosaurus named Darth Gorgon must complete his journey to becoming a Sith Lord. Watch as he kills Jedi dinos and gets a red lightsaber!

Marvel Studios epicly smudges it's logo in the sequel to Scavenger. PETA, starring Josh Hane, Anu Juey, and Fel Efterc the Be is truly epic. Jack Horner must stop the non-scavenging T-Rex from eating everyone. Can he manage to convince it its a scavenger?

Idea: @The Duck's revenge

Disney Itar's Dimetrodon is boring. A rediculous, inaccurate Dimetrodon journeys across a desert. The End.

Allegedly the final Dinpedia film, Disney Pixar's Dino Pedia Elections takes place at the beginning of 2024. Many different dinosaurs struggle to become moderator of the great land of Dinopedia. Who will emerge victorious? Find out soon!

The sequel to the beloved Sony film 65, 64 is even more epic. Mills (Adam Driver) must return to Earth to rescue the dinosaurs from extinction. However, some vicious mammals like Didelphodon want him dead. What will happen? Who will win?

And now, the greatest Lord Of The Rings film ever: Rex King Of Angmar! The Rex King must defeat Gondor and the other free kingdoms of Middle Earth. They say no dinosaur can kill him, so how can the good guys win?

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Directed by Caner in Marvel Studios (for some odd reason) , comes the next great paleo film to add to your watchlist! Scavenger stars paleontologist Jack Horner (voiced by someone) as he sets out in a journey back in time to find a T-Rex and see how it scavenges. Accompanying him is his prt vulture. At the climax of the film (not sorry for spoiling it for you), Jack Horner is hunted and eaten by a T. rex.

Disney rages after losing Pixar, and they'll try to get it back. But in the meantime, it produces the next great animated film, a sequel to Disney Pixar's Dinopedia: Diniopedia II.

After the terrible events of the first film, the Dinopedia is tosses into the past, and it finds itself in the Carboniferous. For the rest of the 60-min film, Carboniferous creatures like Arthropleeura (I think thats how it's spelled) and Muganeera (a big dragonfly I think). At the end of the film, the book opens up and the big centipede thing goes into it.

Disney produces yet another paleo film: Simbakubwa King! This film stars a young Simbakubwa who gets older and his father dies and an evil Simbakubwa called Cut takes over and and and.... if you want the rest of the plot, watch The Lion King :/

Pixar produces its first documentary. The 20-minute film features (take a guess) T-Rex in Not A Predator: This Is The Truth. Unfortunately Jack Horner didn't make it to the production, so another narrator (forgot her name) narrated the film. The film showed the idea that T-Rex was a scavenger, with a higher budget than the beloved Valley Of The T-Rex from like, 2 decades earlier.

Disney breaks the law and plagiarized both Impossible Pictures and Pixar, by making a sequel to Pixar's New Blood, an adaptation of Walking With Dinosaurs. In Cruel Sea, aquatic reptiles of the Middle Jurassic coexist in harmony in the shallow waters. The main character, a time-jumping Elasmosaurus, must escape from a vicious Pliosaur that wants to eat it.

Disney's latest paleo series, Prehistoric Park recieved heavy negative criticism for turning a beloved documentary series into... whatever this is. Disney steals Nigel Marven's name and likeless to sell the show (he had nothing to do with the production). I would write down the plot of this show, but I can't remember it. All I can remember is chaos...

And that's it for tonight's paper! Will Disney reclaim Pixar? Which film was your favorite? Find out more next time on Dino Film Rant!

With the demand for paleo documentaries rising more and more, Amazon decided to throw a billion dollars at this new series, Dinos World. As well as the incredibly lame title, Jurassic Park logo ripoff, and Jack Horner narrating it, Dinos World has numerous scientific inaccuracies.

Disney Pixar skips all the ARK maps and creates a movie adaptation of ARK 2, a dinosaur video game that hasn't even been released. Not starring Vin Diesel, this low-budget film features a few dinosaurs such as Velociraptor and T-Rex.

Disney Pixar's latest animated film stars a young Quetzal on a search to find her lost parents. Get ready for a song filled adventure in Quetzal!

Pixar remakes their blockbuster film, ARK, with new up-to-date animation.

Disney Pixr creates a long anticipated film titled Great Dying. Starring a young Scutosaurus on his mission to save his herd. They will encounter many dangers, and at the end, they all die.

Pixar breaks free from Disney, renaming itself Pixxjar. Their first film is New Blood, a story taking place 220 million years ago. A fearsome Postosuchus terrorizes the early dinosaurs, and they must stop the monster.

Which of these new movies looks the best? Which looks the most rediculous?

What paleontology theory have you heard of that sounded the most outlandish?

For example, Jack Horner's theory of T. rex being only a scavenger or the theory that caterpillars made the Dinos go extinct.

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