Yo it's nonotyeast again, back at it with another random-ass inconsistent appearance.
Yeah, everyone's been doing their top ten dino's so hey I might as well too.
10. MR FHUNNY LEGS
Turiasaurus is cool. It's whole family of sauropods is pretty unique for having long legs over necks. All-Around, a pretty cool sauropod.]
9. KOWABUNGA IT IS
Saurophaganax was the apex predator of the Morrison Formation and really cool dinosaur all around. Not much else to say except this guy's cool.
8. MY PET DUCK GERALD
Suchomimus has always been a favorite of mine, and I guess I always kinda like a yoinking corpses away from larger predators like a bird. Love this fella.
7. FAT ASS OWCHY LIZARD
What can I say? It's stegosaurus. It's just COOL. I really can't say much else.
6. BAD TO THE BONE RIFF EFFECT
Maip was a favorite of mine ever since I saw it in that one Mario Lanzas size comparison video. The name is sick, its claws are sick. This is the hell yeah dinosaur for me.
5. BIG MOTHAFUCKA
Hell yeah, it's T.rex baby. The amount of knowledge this lovely fella has contributed to therapod paleontology is immense, and I love that. Plus, it's a really damn neat dino too!
4. HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
I put that as the name because in discussion about large Therapods, this fella is usually left out. Which sucks, because he is super cool! Tyrannotitan was a fairly robust member of his family, which is what makes it stand out to me.
3. C H U N K Y ' S D E A D
Acro was an absolute UNIT and that is why me and so many others' love it. I love chonky therapods, and this guy is a too much of a unit to leave out.
2. A LOVE LETTER TO GOJIRASAURUS
This thing was my childhood. So, it hit me like a truck when I found out it was dubious. However, this will not stop me from stating my adoration for this creature.
This thing was one of the first dinosaurs to ever really get me into paleontology. The idea of a Triassic therapod, in a world ruled by Loricatans and Phytosaurs, holding an apex predator role really got me intrigued.
It's sleek, slender build intrigued me, as I was used to robust creatures being apex predators, so it took me as a pleasant Suprise.
In other words, this thing sparked my intrigue, and remains my second favorite. And I will always love this thing.
There is no such thing as any love from me for number one.
1. WALKING IDENTITY CRISIS
At first, it was confusion.
For my first response to seeing this nightmare before nature was saying out loud:
"Fuck is this?"
Ingentia is a walking identity crisis life-stealing demon that's what it is. Just look at it and you struggle to even tell what it is.
After a few minutes, the second feeling set in.
Rage.
What WAS thing? And why do I like it so much? It is a fragmentary, weird ass sauropod with claws and a head-empty face.
RAGE.
It is so painfully generic and BLAND, how could anyone possibly have this in their top 10? I hate this thing.
About a month later, it's my favorite dinosaur.
Acceptance.
This thing is most certainly a dinosaur all right; the dinosaur of all time on may say. It's goofy ass appearance clawed its way to number one, so here we are.
In conclusion, I have no clue because I like Ingentia as much as I do. Maybe it's the goofy face, the claws, the fact it is from the coolest family of sauropods ever? Who knows.
You took gojirasaurus's spot, Ingentia.
In true conclusion fuck you Ingentia but also nah you're pretty cool.