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Neanderthals could be brought back within 20 years — but is it a good idea ? [ Nope ]
...with today's technology, we cannot bring back Neanderthals. But even if future advances allow it, should we !? [ They will want Europe and Caucasia as homelands ]
Scientists Could Bring Back Neanderthals Within 20 Years — But At What Cost ?
Neanderthals could walk among us within 20 years — but would reviving our extinct cousin rewrite science or unleash an ethical nightmare ? [ Yes ]
In this 4.4-million-year-old skeleton, scientists may have found [ The ] missing step between climbing and walking.
Named : Ardi ~ is The Oldest known partial skeleton of a hominin and shows foot features that are transitioning from vertical climbing to bipedal walking.
While Ardi has the primitive grasping big toe of the more apelike human ancestors that came before her, other parts of her feet are more evolved.
It is Ardi’s talus, a bone in the ankle, that lies somewhere between the morphology of the same bone in apes and humans.
4.4-million-year-old female skeleton named Ardi answer a question.
Predating even The iconic Lucy by a million years, she belongs to the species Ardipithecus ramidus, and is revealing more about our origins and how we became bipedal.
Unearthed in the Ethiopian desert back in 1994, Ardi is the oldest known partial hominin skeleton, though her species has been known since 1925 under the name Australopithecus ramidus.
Biological anthropologist Thomas Prang of Washington University in St. Louis and his research team discovered that Ardi was able to walk upright but still retained a grasping foot and other ape -- like features...
[ ◊ ◊ ] | Also; We actually found a way to | Endure | The : L E A D ~~ Stayin' Alive ! Somehow....
(Edited by The dragnor)
''' According to new CT scans and models, parts of the 140,000-year-old skull resemble those of modern humans, while the jaw appears to be more similar to those of our extinct relatives... '''
Adult Female Neanderthal
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So, I had this idea of a short movie about Human Evolution, and it'll be 2 minutes and 31 seconds (and you'll know why) and its name would be The History of Humanity. So basically how this short movie starts it basically starts off with the beginning of life itself obviously, and we see first ever life emerge out of the primordial soup (i.e. a prokaryote), and then we this prokaryote turn into an Archaea (which I have just learned that its a proper noun), and then we see that Archaea absorb a bacterium and becomes a eukaryote with the bacterium becoming the mitochondria at around 2.2 BYA. Then this eukaryote evolved sexual reproduction (which may not be shown), which soon it evolved into a Choanoflagellate and then into Proterospongia.
Soon about 650 MYA we finally see an Urmetazoan (which might be represented by Dickinsonia) then into a Eumetazoan soon it evolves bilateral symmetry and become the first Bilaterian, but then see it turn into an acorn worm. Which the acorn worm does some shenanigans before evolving into a Pikaia and now we are in the Cambrian period where we see it get chased by an Anomalocaris and when it is happening the Pikaia soon evolved into a Haikouichthys, and soon into a Conodont of which finds a safe spot for it to live in.
Soon as the Cambrian Ended and the Ordovician began the Conodont would soon evolve into an Arandaspis and now has to avoid a Cameroceras but soon the Ordovician ended as the Silurian began and this is when the Andraspis evolves into an Ateleaspis and now has to avoid Eurypterids, but then it grew jaws and evolved into an Entelognathus and bit down on the eurypterid that was chasing it. But then it evolved once again into a Guiyu, and soon as we know it we are now in the Devonian and it evolved into a Styloichthys, and then into a Eusthenopteron.
As the fish noticed a Dunkleosteus a chase soon ensued between the 2 as it soon evolved into a Panderichthys, and then again into Tikaalik, and then it escapes out onto dry land, as it evolved into a Ventastega, and then into Acanthostega. Then soon Ichthyostega and soon as it evolved the Devonian would end and it evolves into a Pederpes as it now is in the new environment and soon evolved into the first amniote.
But then this amniote was pursued by a Meganeura and as it ran it evolved into an Archaeothyris, and then into Ophiacodon, and then into Pthinosuchus and when that happened the Carboniferous soon ended as the Permian now begins. But then it evolved fur and evolved into a Thrinaxodon as it soon hides in a burrow during the Great Dying thus marking the end of the Paleozoic and the Mesozoic began (of which I picture it having The Land Before Time art style), and soon the Thrinaxodon got out of its burrow to snatch an unsuspecting lizard and walked and walked until it became a Cynognathus.
As that happened the first dinosaurs began to evolve of which evolved into a Megazostrodon and soon avoided every dinosaur and as it did it evolved once again into a Fuitafossor and then an Eomaia and has that happened it caught a bug and ate it. Then it became a Juramaia still hiding in the shadows of the dinosaurs but then it evolved into the ancestral Supraprimate and then into the Purgatorius soon the small ancestral primate saw the meteor that's gonna hit Earth and killed off all of the dinosaurs (i.e. Non-avian dinosaurs.
As it did so an Altiatlasius had emerged from the skull of a T. rex, and then soon became Plesiadapis and then Carpolestes thus marking the first of the primates, but then the Carpolestes became the first dry nosed primate and soon again into Eosimias. As Eosimias climbed and climbed it evolved once again into Aegyptopithecus.
But now as its tail began to shorten it later became Proconsul as the newly evolved ape began to swing from tree-to-tree, but then became Pierlapithecus as soon 2 infants were born one of them evolved into Sivapithecus and then later Gigantopithecus (psst this is foreshadowing of the main villain of Ice Age: Continental Drift), and then other became an Orrorin and then turns into Ardipithecus (oh yeah I forgot that the Early Cenozoic parts will be an in-between of Ice Age's and The Land Before Time's art styles, and the later Cenozoic parts are in Ice Age's art style).
But then Ardipithecus walks more and more upright, soon turning into Australopithecus, and then into Homo habilis, then Homo erectus, of which the Homo erectus finds a stick that is on fire and announces to its peers about this new thing called "fire", and soon they have became smarter and are now Neanderthals, and then later modern day humans well ancient humans.
Soon early Homo sapiens began building the pyramids, and invent writing, and then soon it flashes hundreds of thousands of years to the present day in where a human scientists discovers a skeleton of an Australopithecus.
But don't think that this is over oh no no no there's more, right after that we skip forward thousands of years into the future to see the descendants of humans which are now adapted to zero gravity, I was thinking about the Spacers from All Tomorrows but due it being owned by someone (i.e. C.M. Kosemen) I can't use it, but there'll be other human descendants also like ones that resemble the extinct non-avian dinosaurs, and then the whole short movie ends with some highly omnipotent beings that are actually descendants of humans, soon resetting time, and this part takes place like billions of years into the future.
The reason why I made it 2 minutes and 31 seconds is because of the song that I'd like to use which is Popcorn by Hot Butter I think it's a good thing that represents evolution very well, but yeah I highly doubt that the Land Before Time art style and the Ice Age art style would ever be used due for
Blue Sky Studios (the company that made Ice Age) is dead.
I highly doubt that Universal and Disney (the one who owns FOX now and by that extension the Ice Age franchise) would ever collaborate with this short film.
The Art Style of the new Ice Age film is heavily controversial.
Both the films have degraded in quality over the years despite both having dark first entries.
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