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Hey there, folks! I've been gone for a while (okay so it was actually just like half a month...).
I need y'all's most absurd dinosaur/paleo movie/documentary ideas and the posters will come. Don't hesitate - any idea is better than no idea (at least in this case).
All I ask is that the ideas are appropriate. No 🤬s or sex nonsense.
Here is 1 that I do have. Feast your eyes on it's excellence!
In Disney Pixar's Gigantophis, a giant evil black snake stars. He must travel across the Tertiary land and encounter vicious monsters from the Early Cenezoic like Andrewsarchus and Dimetrodon. He must discover his true self...
See you later.
Ok let's start where we left off in cobstricter's arc part 1:
https://dinopedia.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000122322
Koolasuchus was chased by titanoboa who's on koola's tail then...
Titanoboa: agh!? the heck.....?
Gigantophis:hey...it's you
Titanoboa: how dare you trying to stop me from my preyyyyy.
Gigantophis:well nvm here goes nothing...
Koolasuchus:ah crap! is that another snake? i gotta get outta here!
Titanoboa:where do you think your going-
Gigantophis:not so fassssst*bites onto titano*
And so... they fought in a ruthless battle yet koola manages to escape the terror of the 2 serpents and reached ashore.
Koolasuchus:i made it...
Rhamphorhynchus:aye you finally made it
Koolasuchus:its like i'm going in circles around the island(permian island) i need to rest...
Rhamphorhynchus:hmm, why the sad face like c'mon cheer up dude theres many thing to do as a temnospondyli amphibian
Koolasuchus:listen, a few months ago, inostrancevia then betrayed me with archaeothyris the lizard-like synapsid, thats why i came here
Rhamphorhynchus:hmmmm.........*proceeds to soar straight onto the main island(isles proxis)
Rhamphorhynchus then soared 107 killometers then found evil pterosaur (now 57% less evil after he killed ino in the revengeful arc)
Rhamphorhynchus:big bro! hey wheres ino-
Evil pterosaur:probably futher away from me at the coast. and what do you even mean by...
"big bro"?
Rhamphorhyncus:well were both distantly related pterosaurs after all
Evil pterosaur:that's absolutely wrong, we both fall under different clades. †Azhdarchidae and†Novialoidea,you know? were not both not related to eachother.
Rhamohorynchus:yeah yeah but we both are pterosaurs i mean we both fly and are closely related to both dinosaurs and crocodilians but get into the point that you and ino still not talking?
Evil pterosaur:nope,why would i? ino is my rival.
and plus, he's dead as result of revenge for killing me.
Rhamphorynchus:did you forgot? theres a revival center in this universe
Evil pterosaur: oh right
Rhamphorhynchus:ino!
Archaeothyris:?
Inostrancevia:oh look who it is, its that pterosaur who didn't help me get down safely in the paleo-tower https://dinopedia.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000099973
Rhamphorynchus:ino, you need to fix your mess. koola was extremely offended and now your hanging out with this lizard-like synapsid-
Inostrancevia: listen, i don't need koolasuchus anymore since my latest death to quetzalcoatlus(evil pterosaur). archaeothyris is here to keep me company now!
Archaeothyris:yeah! and he's my good ol' pal now!
Inostrancevia: ok let's not do the "best pal thing" thing all over again," also we just met like few months ago so why did you say good ol' pal
Archaeothyris: right, i forgot that
Rhamphorhynchus: listen, you protected koola in the past, and now because archaeothyris is your new pal, koola then left to permian island and now he's in danger!
Inostrancevia: *realises* but....i-
Archaeothyris: you heard him girl! now scatter!
Rhamphorhynchus:well looks like the only ones i need are the nemicolopterus duo
Nemicolop 1:aye! did you say our duo name
Nemicolop 2:well were a duo after all hehehehehehehe!
Rhamphorynchus:agh crap why do i think calling your genus names are a good idea
Nemicolop 1:what do you mean?
Rhamphorynchus: yeah well, don't ask ok follow me.
Both nemicolopteruses: uh....ok?
And so they soared back to permian island a few hours later to come "comfort-ing" koolasuchus.
Rhamphorynchus:koola! you still traumatizing about this achaeothyris situation thing!?
Koolasuchus:i already told you, i came here to stop getting traumatization
Rhamphorynchus:since when did you say that?
Koolasuchus:oh right, i haven't said that before
Rhamphorynchus:well i told you! that i'll come back with something else if you didn't get the traumatization! to comfort you actually....
*wild west style music plays as the winds blow on the nearby plants*
Koolasuchus:uhhh.... nobody else is here
Nemicolop 1:you hear that nemi 2, he called us nobody!
Nemicolop 2:i heard him nemi 1, i heard him well!
Koolasuchus:your the backup?
Nemicolop 1:you think we can't mess you up!?
Koolasuchus:well you don't even need to be a dinosaur to be extremely efficent,powerful or even dangerous
Nemicolop 2:saids the creature who's actually an amphibian and not a dinosaur
Koolasuchus:and yes, giant pterosaurs like the evil pterosaur and strong which shows that.
But then all this time we can't even can't do much because were not even dinosaurs
I'm an amphibian and you 3 are pterosaurs which are relatives of dinosaurs but the point is that don't you think we been undermined for far too long?
Rhamphorynchus:but hey! don't listen do him!
Nemi 1:well as far as i remember, a bunch of theropods exept for allo,therizino and spino intterupted our peaceful sleep last time and at the same time called us weak
Nemi 2:yeah, that was mean wasn't it
Koolasuchus:of course it was but it's not true you hear me?
Both nemicolopteruses:we hear ya!
Rhamphorhynchus:your supposed to help me!
Nemi 2:jeez rhamp-jaw, stop being so bossy!
Nemi 1:yeah! chill out rhamphorhynchus!
Rhamphyrynchus:agh crap! take it quetzal!
Evil pterosaur:thought you never asked, listen koola, if ino betrayed you once more then i will find him and stab him real bad! which is why you should come back to isles proxist,you get what i'm sayin'?
Koolasuchus: ok fine, i'll...i'll go back to isles proxist then.
Evil pterosaur:good...a job well done...*fades into gaseous water vapour while moving away from koolasuchus*
Rhamphorhynchus:wow, i should say this more. when it's nessacary. ok let's escapse this island
Koolasuchus:escape-how!? there literally dangers in the water
Rhamphorhynchus:well theres no danger in the air so we should go there
Koolasuchus:but i can't even fly besides when will amphibians develope flight-
Rhamphorhynchus:never happened
Koolasuchus:well, i have no choice i'll just go on the water then-
Titanoboa:*reached ashore*well koolasuchusss, you raided my territory in the past and you'll get what you deserved *attemps to attack koola*
Koolasuchus:ok we gonna get outta here!
Rhamphorhynchus:ok yep, i'll go with nemicolopterus duo
Nemi 1:woah...titanoboa really is a giant snake
Nemi 2:yeah. it could even constrict a dinosaur-
Rhamphorhynchus:get outta here now!
Both nemicolopteruses:woah! thanks
Koolasuchus:*entered the waters*hmm no danger around here well time to go-
Titanoboa:get back here!
Koolasuchus:for evolution's sake i'll escape
Gigantophis:no you won't-
Titanoboa:*bites onto gigantophis*agh crap, he escaped
Gigantophis:well because of you
Titanoboa:no, it's because of you.literally distracted me-*bitten by titanoboa*not again! fine then...!
And so...the 2 snake fight once more, foghting again in a ruthless battle,rhamphorhynchus,the nemicolopterus duo and koolasuchus finally made it in no time,koola convincing ino was finally sucessful, and they became best friends again, archaeothyris still gets to hang around with them more often playing paleo-cards while nemicolopterus duo decided to make the cavern-oasis their home...
While there is a what’s your favourite dinosaur thing and it’s fun but I feel like it’s getting old so I want to do something much more interesting, my 10 favourite reptilian non-dinosaurs.
Anyway, let’s get into it, shall we?
10: Machimosaurus rex
9: Coelurosauravus
8: Fasolasuchus
7: Prestosuchus
6: Archelon
5: Temnodontosaurus
4: Gigantophis
3: Rhamphosuchus
2: Megalania
Now before we go onto my number-one favourite prehistoric reptile, I wanna go through some honourable mentions.
Honourable mention 1: Liopleurodon
Honourable mention 2: Globidens (aka Joe Biden’s spirit animal)
Honourable mention 3: Postosuchus
Honourable mention 4: Nothosaurus
Honourable mention 5: Aigialosaurus
Now with the honourable mentions out of the way, I want to show you guys my number 1 favourite prehistoric reptile of all time.
1: Sachicasaurus
And that’s it, what’s your favourite prehistoric reptilian non-dinosaur? Tell me in the comments.
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