33 Votes in Poll
Haimacystis and Thescelosaurus suggested by @Ankysareawesome (Thescelo could be better because basal-shaped ornithopods aren't very easy for me)
Geosternbergia, Phalarodon, & Bistahieversor suggested by @OceanStudios (my standing pterosaurs need a lot of work)
“What do you think you’re doing?” Stated the seaman as he stared at the fellow going on his boat. The pterosaur was peach colored with a harpoon-colored beak. The crest on top of his head seemed to be ripped in two, with the spine being black and the remaining part of the once flamboyant crest being a seafoam blue. He cocked his head at the seaman, turning to face the dromaeosaur.
“Goin’ after the beast that did this to me,” he started. “Tylos Dick. That leviathan shall be slaughtered. By me!” He chuckled a bit as the dromaeosaur got another good look at him. One wing was there, but the other was halfway gone. Most of the wing membrane was gone and everything past the claws was made of ivory.
“Why do you want to go back after him? After all, he did… that to you.”
“Because I want revenge. And he’s the only beastie I haven’t slain yet. A stain on my record. Once I kill him, the seas will be able to be transversed by all, thanks to me. Captain Geo!”
The dromaeosaur sighed as he stared back as he stared at Captain Geo. “Will you bring more people?” he asked, wondering how long this’d take. The pterosaur nodded. The dromaeosaur sighed again, turning to leave before a bag was thrown to his feet. Looking inside via his sickle claw, he noticed some gold coins. Moving his head back into the direction of Captain Geo, the pterosaur chuckled.
“I’d assume you know this ship better than anyone else. Come with me and the crew matey,” he stated, smirking while chuckling again and extending his ivory wing. The seaman smiled, extending his arm to shake the pterosaur’s wing, chuckling himself.
“Name’s Tolis. Nice to join your crew”.
—- —- —-
The crew moved forth, and after a week they reached the edge of Tylos Dick’s domain, deep in the center of the oceans at the Primordial Abyss.
“Here we are men,” started Captain Geo, looking over the bow of the ship. “This is the home of that albino leviathan”. Turning around to face the crew once more, he abruptly stopped and stared back out over the bow. Thunder had rolled in and the waves were slowing down.
Suddenly, from in front of the boat, a beast breached the surface, bellowing his rule. An albino mosasaur, seemingly a hundred times larger than the vessel, covered in battle scars and chunks taken out of his dorsal fin and fluke, splashed back down into the water before turning to face the bow head on. Tylos Dick had arrived.
Staring at his enemy, Captain Geo screamed.
(Play: Blood & Thunder by Mastodon. 2:12 in, or here:)
Running back to the crew, Captain Geo ran towards them, grabbing a harpoon. “BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN!” While the crew started doing so, they noticed the pterosaur turning back to Tylos Dick with the harpoon. “THIS IVORY WING IS WHAT PROPELS ME!” The captain started a full gallop, reaching the bow with the harpoon in his hands. “Aim directly for his crooked brow,” he instructed them whilst running, and when he reached the bow, he jumped. “AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE!”
Tylos Dick, who had turned to get a better look started to not look as his eye was stabbed. Roaring in pain, Tylos Dick breached out off the water once more as Captain Geo lost the harpoon’s landing in the leviathan’s eye, before stabbing it by his tooth.
Tolis, still on the ship, started gathering the crew to get ready to shoot, but the mosasaur went beneath the waves… with the captain. The crew started panicking, with one member even getting onto the crude wooden escape raft before the rage of the waves brought him to a watery grave, though it returned Captain Geo and a tooth of Tylos Dick to the raft.
The crew started to cheer, but then they stopped, as Tylos Dick came from below, snapping the ship in two and sinking both halves, before resurfacing and turning to face Captain Geo. The captain snarled as something chuckled. Looking around in confusion, Geo realized the sound was coming from Tylos Dick himself, who did so whilst feeling the space where his tooth once was.
(Make sure Blood & Thunder has ended by now)
“Well, well, well,” started the Leviathan. “You dare stand against me? How brave,”
“Go to hell!” screamed Captain Geo, staring at him. “You are a devil! A beast that should not stand against me!”
“Well, technically I’m swimming,” stated Tylos Dick, still looking at Captain Geo, though starting to circle around the raft. “You cannot kill me with puny tools like harpoons. I am a Primordial. A ruler. I am the king of the oceans!”
“So?” asked Geo, not really caring about that lore drop. “I will try with all the power at my disposal, you demon! If you wish to taunt me, then kill me already!”
Tylos Dick chuckled. “Sure then,” he started. “Just prepare for pain”. The mosasaur turned away and went some distance before being directly in front of the raft, his red eyes gleaming and lightning showcasing the nearly hundred-meter distance between them.
Tylos Dick charged, breaching out of the water and opened his mouth, roaring, ready to devour. Captain Geo roared as well, but held out the tooth and aimed it at his rival. Lightning flashed.
A sound of thunder. Or perhaps not. They were both gone.
—- —- —-
“...And that is the tale of Tylos Dick, based on what we can figure out from this inscription,” stated Athena, pointing at some text on a massive tooth in a glass case. A Dimetrodon stared at it in awe, before turning to the Dilophosaurus who explained it. “Is that really the case?” he asked, wondering about this legend. Athena shrugged. “We’re highly unsure about this, Snowball. It’s based on just two lines of dialogue, and even then, we have no idea how this inscription came to be. Captain Geo, if he existed, wouldn’t have been able to write this, even if he won.”
Snowball stared back at the tooth. “I wonder how he’d think about the story today,” looking back at Athena, he smiled. “Well, Tylos Dick is gone, or at least in hiding, so we’re able to explore the world now, not having to worry about him”. Athena chuckled then gestured for Snowball to follow as they continued forth on their tour of the museum.
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It is done!
Well, what do you guys think? Do you all find Tylos Dick to be cool? Should I continue the universe thing? What story should I parody next, and if I do, got suggestions? Should Animal Farm or Dante's Inferno be next? Would you smash? Would you put this in a book fair? Would you read this to a child? Should I make art for this stuff?
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The Florida Marine Market is one of many Illegal Markets in the world, this is an "independent" meaning they are only found in one location and do not have operations across the world. The Florida Marine Market is located in Southern Florida and is the largest dealer in prehistoric marine life. Although the market does not host official fights, clients are allowed to rent out water tanks to host fights.
Lets take a tour
Here is the view that people flying in will see.
The entrance
The market has also bred three Spinoraptors, which are named after famous living paleontologists Naish, Horner, and Paul
Oh and they have megalodon
In another tank is the massive shonisaurus
The only Pterosaur the market houses is Pteranodon sternbergi
Not all the animals at the market are predators, some are graceful animals, like the Archelon
The final marine animal is Dunkleosteus, that massive placoderm fish
In the middle of the Megalodon habitat is an island containing Australovenators, guests view them through a dome
Oh and they have spinosaurus
Because JWE2 does not have Psittacosaurus and Livyatan, I was unable to add them here, but in the series they will be present
Rain pattered down over the famed city of London, in the UK. It was approximately 09:00 and a tour boat was passing through the River Thames. The sound of Big Ben chimed across…
Wait. First, what is New Dynasty? New Dynasty is a series I have been writing that takes place in modern day. Two friends, James and Thomas, find themselves at the forefront of a global change. As Dr Alan Grant in Jurassic Park said; “Dinosaurs and Man, two species separated by 65 (66) Million Years of Evolution have just suddenly been thrown back into the mix together. How can you have the slightest idea what to expect?”. I am posting it here before I upload it to my YouTube Channel (@Prehistoric_YT) so I know what needs to be worked on. Enjoy!
Rain pattered down over the famed city of London, in the UK. It was approximately 09:00 and a tour boat was passing through the River Thames. The sound of Big Ben chimed across the landscape, as flocks of pigeons swarmed across the skyline. It was all a typically peaceful day in London, until it happened. A tourist in the back of the boat was staring at the water when something caught his eye. The reflections of the Pigeons were vanishing in a blur. The tourist picked up their phone and pointed it up. There, he caught on camera the realisation. Something was picking the Pigeons out of the sky, and it was a pair of Pteranodon sternbergi. The captain remained calm. The previous week, the BBC had stated that in the event of a dinosaur attack, remain calm and call the government taskforce put together to deal with such incidents. So, he reassured the tourists, and dialed the number.
But then, the boat started bobbing in the mist peculiar manner, and a long, tall shape emerged from the water, heading for the boat. The captain knew this was too serious, and no lifeboat could save the people now. The creature fully emerged, with short legs, powerful arms, an elegant sail and a long snout, this was unmistakably a Spinosaurus. The very creature responsible for all that destruction in Peterborough mere days ago. The Spinosaur growled, and picked up the screaming captain, killing him with its jaws. Horrified onlookers on the bridges and banks could only look on, as the boat was shredded and capsized by a creature; thought to have gone extinct one hundred million years ago. This was a New Dynasty.
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Please rate my artwork below from 0-10 (with 0 at worst and 10 as best)
It should be stated that I am bad at drawing walking pterosaurs.
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This Pterosaur is just called a Sea-Flyer, but the scientific name is Larussaurus Okeanos (Seagull Lizard of the Ocean). The wingspan is 7 meters, but I don't know how to make size comparisons for pterosaurs.
This is not what this Pterosaur originally looked like. It originally looked like this:
I didn't like the original head so I referenced an actual Pteranodon skeletal diagram and I preferred the results.
Mine is either pteranodon sternbergi or jeholopterus
27 Votes in Poll
Pachycephalosaurus
Dilophosaurus
Microraptor
Tylosaurus
Allosaurus
Geosternbergia
Troodon
Sorry they're flipped, fandom is being stupid as always
I know it's said to be a species of pteranodon but what's it's current status? is it confirmed to be a species of pteranodon or is there still a debate?
Wikipedia tells me the current consensus is that its a species of Pteranodon, whilst dinopedians (presumably due to the fact that everything *has* to have a genus name to be interesting) tell me Geosternbergia being valid is the current consensus
So do they both fall under the same genus or are they confirmed to be different genuses?
I've decided to draw more non-dinosaurian animals recently. My last drawing was of Ophthalmosaurus, which is also not a dinosaur.
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