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It's gotten worse. First things first, i'm writing this on google docs, and I will post this online when the internet comes back because the internets gone out for the entire town. Nobody knows why, we arent even able to call people from outside the town, because we tried to call an electrical company to fix it, but we werent able to.
Hell, even satalite phones don't work, I don't know how that's possible, but we are basically cut off from the world. You can still techically drive out of the town, but nobody wants to anymore because of y'know, what happened to Mr Jacobson.
Speaking of him, we know what happened to him. He was found half eaten behind a 7/11 parking lot. I think we all know what it was, it was those things in the woods. I'm going to leave out most of the details, but I am going to say that they seem to hunt like chimpanzees. They quite obviously went for his face first.
Also, about those people in military gear, we have been seeing more of them in town, there are around thirty of them. Anytime anybody tries to investigate what they are doing, they tell us they are here because they are "private contractors who are providing security for the people who employed them." They wont let me take pictures of them, but they wear all black uniforms with body armor, and an orange patch on their shoulders.
I did manage to take a picture of this helicopter though, I know for a fact it's not a civilian one because apparently it's a UH-60. My friend @HOWSTHEWEATHER told me that.
Another thing, people in town including people from school have seen more of those things. Apparently, one of them killed some kids dog. It lured the dog into the woods next to their house (most kids at my school live next to the woods, including me.) and then they said that when it lured the dog into the woods, all he heard was his dog barking, as well as this weird croaking noise, and then silence.
The next morning, they found pieces of his dog all around his property, like they are trying to case them out of the house. I'm getting more and more scared by the day, but im hoping everything will be okay, since the local police have sent a letter to everyone in the town saying that they will be taking action because of everything that has been going on.
So I'm a bit burnt out on writing shit so why not another Hunger Games, you know how these work lmao.
Rules or some shit: So uhh everyone can suggest themselves, 3 Dinosaur related things and 1 other wacky unspecified thingamabob (I mean this is dinopedia and I'd rather have more dinosaurs than some random characters lmao)
EXCEPT ME, I WILL PUT EVERY TUUKF CHARACTER IN THERE CAUSE I CAN
So have fun
Hi everyone, Ducc here. It's one of those rare times where I'm going to be serious with this wiki.
Let's be honest, the wiki just isn't fun anymore. There was a point in time back in 2021 where it was fun, but then something must have happened. 2022 was awful for the wiki, and so far 2023 hasn't been great either.
We were fine for the start of the year, things were looking good, and then the Lamborlobator incident happened and now we're back to our usual shitty selves.
I can't deny that what Lambo did was bad, but for fucks sake its been several months since then and some certain people just need to drop it. Another thing, the WOF wiki. Sure they can be a bit annoying sometimes, but jesus fucking christ the way you people talk about them you would think they fucked every single one of your mothers and then left with the milk. There's always a person behind that computer screen and this wiki seems to forget that a lot.
Every single time someone makes a mistake the wiki dogpiles them and tears them apart like they're nothing. We can't keep letting this happen. Take Crysomega from not too long ago. Everyone dogpiled the guy (me included) because he said something about a fucking goose lizard.
Same with Powerlord, and a few other people including myself.
I'm not gonna act all high and mighty like I sometimes, do, I've certainly played my part in this borderline bullying, and I'm not going to do it again, and you guys need to stop doing it too before Fandom gets involved.
Second part of the post, the wiki is a bit dull now to be honest, nothing new is really happening besides the Dinopediaverse. I'm not sure if this is why we're taking so many opportunities to dogpile people but if it is we can change it. We need more original posts and ideas and not just repetitive things that people have already done.
Reminder we also have an active Discord where we can discuss this kind of thing in more detail (warning its a bit strange in there)
Alright that's it for now lads, hopefully things start changing soon.
@Scotalt @Savage Almond @TitanoReborn
(Day 16 and 17 get merged into a single day. Cause yes.)
There might be some people that won't know what this is.
Previously on KSWB: Remake
Then Intense procrastination followed
But it returned.
Shantungosaurus: Hey that's a weird looking wall...
Shant finds a bit of wall that's a different color than rest of the coloseum walls and it commits Doom 1993 and opens up to reveal a small room with a teleporter that just so happens to take him to the audience.
Shantungosaurus: Yeah, I'm killing you all Assholes. Die!!!!!
Kelbeam: Who the fuck put that Teleporter in there? Wow I feel like yesterday I'd say something goofy instead of fuck like a dinosaur name that vageuly sounds like fuck, like Fukuiraptor or Fukuivenator. Speaking of yesterday it feels like it was ages ago.
Mimikyutube: Anyway there's a Shantungosaurus murdering our audience, that seems like it coold be bad.
Kelbeam: Holy shit it does seem pretty bad! I'll handle it. And by that I mean I'll just send out the Capybara minions.
Kelbeam turns around and points to the 2 Capybara's guarding the door to the tyrant viewing chamber.
Kelbeam: Get out there and capture that ornithopod!
The capybara army attacks Shant
Shant: You devils! I remember you, you'll pay!
Capybara army: *capybara noises*
Shant: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Several capybaras are flung into the air and the others are trying to zap Shant with their Electric Rods, but it only pisses him off. And they all get yeeted into the air with a swing of Shants tail.
*transforming Capybara noises*
Shant: Did they just turn into fucking tanks
Shant VS 2 Capybara tanks real
Capybara tanks fire at Shant who slides under the Capybara shaped tank shells. Shant leaps into the air onto one of the Tanks Cannon, and swings it to the left causing it to shoot at the other Capybara tank, and it gets exploded. Then with all of his might, Shant flips the remaining Capybara tank over and it rolls down into the coloseum where it explodes.
Kelbeam: Well this is just straight up embarassing. They had TWO tanks. I guess I'll go get him instead.
Savage Almond: Ok bye.
Kelbeam: I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Kelbeam lands in front of Shant
Shant: Oh so you're the evil boss guy?
Kelbeam: You could say so.
Shant: Alright then, DI--*gets smacked in the face with Kelbeam's club, which sends him sliding across the floor lmao*
Kelbeam: Let's get this over with... You know I thought this was gonna be cool, the remake thing, right.
Shant: Sussy 4th wall break
Kelbeam: I mean I could have made it good, knowing what happens already I could have made an actual cast of the characters that are relevant to the story and some of them die throughout. But it's still all pointless filler.
Shant: True
Kelbeam: I had so many ideas in the beginning like Spinosaurus being a somewhat relevant character, Gryposaurus was friends with a Parasaurolophus and he dies, he's big sad but he like moves on, but that basically went to shit.
Shant: I hope Kelbeam's Ultimate Spin Wheel Battle will be better ngl.
Kelbeam: Me too. So where were I? Man I got carried away.
A portal in pops out in the sky and some sort of theropod pops out. It walks towards some nearby footprints and touches them with it's paw. It growls silently and decides to follow the tracks.
He shall be known as The dude
Nodosaurus: This is going to be the final day.
Gryposaurus: Shit's going down today, huh. How are we going to get through this.
Nodosaurus: The guys are going mad at the thought of leaving this place, there won't be any reasoning with them. Don't let your guard down.
Gryposaurus: ....... Why are you helping me? I mean thanks, I'd be dead long ago if not for you but why?
Nodosaurus: I've had a vision, the force is telling me, that you're someone special. I just felt like I had to do something about it.
Nodosaurus: I may die today, but if I can get you through this, then so be it.
Gryposaurus: Don't say that...
The killing begins:
Bistahieversor got trolled hard by Irritator.
Sauropelta charged into Aegyptosaurus' leg, breaking it and causing the sauropod to fall to the ground, it then stomped on the sauropods neck multiple times.
Hipacrosaurus eats Dryosaurus whole
Gryposaurus: Holy shit he's gone mad!
Bahariasarus tried to kill Sauropelta, but the guy stabbed him in the chest with his shoulder spike.
Kelbeam comes out of the elevator in the Tyrant viewing chamber.
Kelbeam: Aight, tell me what I missed.
Savage: Irritator did a little trolling
Mimikyutube: Stupid Sauropelta got 2 kills.
Savage Almond: And Hipacrosaurus is no longer vegan.
Kelbeam: .... hold up, where's Sun Tzu?
*bit of silence*
Savage: I dunno
Capybara minion: *capybara noises*
Kelbeam: He fell out the window? When
*capybara noises*
Kelbeam: Oh. When we were on the rocket. Well he's probably dead, but retrieve him or something.
Nodosaurus: Let's just lay low for now.
Gryposaurus: Yeah, that seems like a good ide-LOOK OUT
Gryposaurus manages to snap Mongolostegus' neck with the force.
Gryposaurus: WOAH, how did I do that?
Nodosaurus: Huh, thanks. Looks like you really are someone special.
While following the footprints, the dude stumbles into Deinocheirus
The dude: Uhh, excuse me?
Deinocheirus: Fight me.
The dude: You're not my, target, I don't want to waste time on some randos.
Deinocheirus: Pussy.
The dude: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bounty Hunting School, and I've been involved in numerous secret bounty hunts, like the assasination of John F. Kennedy, and I have over 300 confirmed bounties. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the best lightsaber weilder in the entire Nicaraguan Bounty Hunter armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another potential target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Solar System, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in person? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Bounty Hunters across the Galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my teeth. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to am entire arsenal of my past victims and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this moon, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Said the dude as he reached into his back pack to grab a French 18th Century 4 Barrel Flintlock Pistol with Antique Gray Finish-Fau Wood Tuning and he proceeds to shoot Deinocheirus multiple times.
Kelbeam: Who the fuck is that guy
Savage Almond: He looks like a Megaraptor.
Mimikyutube: Wasn't there one already?
Kelbeam: Pretty sure there was, but this guy seems cool, so I say we let him stay.
Mimik and Savage: Agreed.
Chadrosaur infighting, Corythosaurus threw Edmontosaurus off a cliff, that was there apparently.
Jaklapallisaurus gets stepped on by Mamenchisaurus
Parasaurolophus impaled a Skorpiovenator onto a Gigantspinosaurus's shoulder spike, then it slammed it's head into the ground repeatedly, but it didn't notice Irritator who decided to epicly troll Parasaurolophus by performing surgery to swap the place of his left lung with his liver, while he was distracted.
Irritator be like: :trollos:
Dryptosaurus killed Diplodocus with the power of drip.
Sauropelta tramples Coelophysis
Mimikyutube: He can't do that, shoot him or something.
Gryposaurus and Nodosaurus work together to kill Ankylosaurus
Nodosaurus: You're a much better fighter than I expected.
Gryposaurus: Yeah, me too.
Kelbeam: Alright, fellas, what do you say that instead of ending this tomorrow, we do it today?
Savage Almond: Sure
Mimikyutube: Yeah why not
Kelbeam: Alright then.
Mamenchisaurus puts down the crazed Hipacrosaurus.
Nodosaurus: looks like there ain't much people left, we just need to wait a little, fuck up the last one standing and then we'll figure someth-
Nodosaurus gets yeeted by Therizinosaurus.
Gryposaurus: Oh christ, I didn't notice them this time.
Gryposaurus: Fuck, my name is in bold.
Therizinosaurus roars at Gryposaurus and charges towards him.
Gryposaurus tries to focus on Therizinosaurus' attacks and just barely dodges them, feeling a gust of air hit his face after each swing, the clawed menace continues to strike, again and again. Gryposaurus backs into a tree and gets an idea.
He quickly moves out of Therizinosaurus's way as it tries to strike him again, it's claws plunge deep into the tree.
Gryposaurus: Yeah, fuck you, eat shi-
Therizinosaurus obliterates the tree with it's other arm.
Gryposaurus: Oh.
Therizinosaurus leaps into the air and tries to slice Gryposaurus as it lands, but Gryposaurus jumps out of their way. Therizinosaurus then slices upwards, Gryposaurus stands straight up on his hind limbs and feels the tip of theri's claws touch his chin.
Gryposaurus: Too clo-FUCK
Therizinosaurus immediately follows up by stabbing Gryposaurus in the side. Gryposaurus slams into Therizinosaurus knocking him to the ground.
Gryposaurus: Think, Quick, think!
Nodosaurus can't get back up cause he landed on his back, but he sees that Gryposaurus is in triuble so he throws his lightsaber at him.
Nodosaurus: HEY, CATCH!
Gryposaurus catches the lightsaber with his jaws and ignites it with his tongue. Therizinosaurus gets up and charges at Gryposaurus again.
Gryposaurus: How do use this?!
Nodosaurus: JUST SWING IT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC
Gryposaurus: Holy shit it worked
Nodosaurus: Cool, can you help me get up here?
Kelbeam: Fuck you
Savage: BOOOOOOO
Mimik: Yeah, I was hoping he'd win, but oh well...
Torvosaurus gurneyi and Eotriceratops rap battle
Epic rap battles of history!
Torvosaurus gurneyi
VS
6 TONNES OF PURE MUSCLE AND RAGE
Begin!
Torvo: Yo! My name is Gurn-*angry Eotriceratops war cry followed by scream of agony*
Savage: WHY
Dryptosaurus died of shame after Mamenchisaurus pointed out that his whole fit was fake.
Nodosaurus sliced the charging Eotriceratops vertically in half with his lightsaber.
Savage: That's right, karma! I want the purple lightsaber guy to win now.
Capybara minions walk into the Tyrant viewing chamber, with the recovered Sun Tzu
Kelbeam: Ah there we go. We nearing the end, good you brought him back.
Sun Tzu: That was uhh, weird.
Kelbeam: Well you could have died.
Mamenchisaurus broke Corythosaurus' neck with a swing of his tail, then he stepped on the Sauropelta, killing it instantly.
Mimik: YEAH, FINALLY, MAMENCHISAURUS IS BASED
Acrocanthosaurus crushed a Utahraptor between its jaws.
Nodosaurus and Gryposaurus then get attacked by Mamenchisaurus, Acrocanthosaurus and Irritator
Nodosaurus: So much for laying low, these guys look like they're friends.
Gryposaurus: Yeah, that sucks for us.
Nodosaurus and Gryposaurus prepare to fight, meanwhile Charanosaurus meets Olorotitan.
Charanosaurus: Hello Olorotitan from Udurchukan formation
Olorotitan: Hello Charanosaurus from Yuliangze formation
Charanosaurus:Good to see you, friend.
Olorotitan: Hey look under there!
Charanosaurus: Under where?
Olorotitan: Ha, I made you say Underwe-
Charanosaurus tackles Olorotitan into the ground
Back to Mace Nodo Windu
Nodosaurus slices the tip of Mamenchisaurus' tail with his lightsaber when he gets charged at from the side by Acrocanthosaurus, which causes him to drop his lightsaber.
Meanwhile Gryposaurus is having a 1v1 with Irritator, who uses powerfull trolling techniques to piss Gryposaurus off.
Nodosaurus tries to grab his lightsaber using the force, but Acrocanthosaurus grabs it with his foot and leaps into the air when:
THE DUDE flies into the battle, shooting Acrocanthosaurus and Mamenchisaurus with his rocket launcher.
Sun Tzu: I have no idea what's going on
Nodosaurus grabs his lightsaber.
Nodosaurus: Uhh, thanks?
The dude: Unfortunately, I didn't came here to help you.
The dude ignites his yellow lightsaber.
Nodosaurus: Bruh
Gryposaurus: COME HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT
He shouts at Irritator as he just runs around, scratching Gryposaurus as he passes by.
Gryposaurus: Jesus christ, can you do something else?!?!
Irritator leaps onto Gryposaurus back.
Epic cutaway to Charanosaurus and Olorotitan.
Olorotitan leaps onto Charanosaurus, pinning him to the ground. He tries to stomp on his head fith his forelimbs, but Charanosaurus bites him and kicks him off.
Charanosaurus spits out Olorotitan's blood and notices him pick up a conveniently place DB shotgun
Olorotitan: HAHA
Olorotitan tries to shoot the gun but it's empty
Olorotitan: OOOOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO
Charanosaurus tackles Olorotitan and grabs his gun, he opens the shotguns ejectors and then pinches Olorotitan in the neck with the gun. The Olorotitan screams in pain and he kicks Charanosaurus in the face.
Charanosaurus feels his own blood fill his mouth, and when he looks up to see what his enemy is doing, they rip the gun out of his hands and smacks him in the face, causing the gun to break. Charanosaurus manages to counter by slamming Olorotitan with his tail.
They continue to fight and roll down a nearby hill.
The Dude and Nodo-Windu faced each other in a wide open field, laser swords drawn, ready for battle.
The Dude lunged forward, slashing at Nodo-Windu with his lightsaber. Nodosaurus parried the attack and countered with a powerful thrust. The Dude narrowly avoided the attack and spun around, swinging his lightsaber in a wide arc.
Kelbeam: Megaraptor for the win!
Nodo-Windu was ready and blocked the attack. He then stepped forward and thrust his lightsaber at The Dude's chest. The Dude jumped back and narrowly avoided the attack. He then lunged forward in a flurry of strikes, each one blocked by Nodo-Windu's lightsaber.
The dude: The guy who wanted your head, he wasn't exaggerating when he told me you have skill.
Nodosaurus : You're a bounty hunter, eh?
The battle raged on, neither fighter giving an inch. The Dude and Nodo-Windu traded blows, neither able to gain the upper hand. The sun beat down on them as they fought, their swords clashing in a flurry of sparks.
Finally, The Dude landed a lucky strike and Nodo-Windu stumbled back. The Dude pressed the attack and drove Nodo-Windu back with a series of powerful strikes. Nodo-Windu was forced to go full on defense, and The Dude gained the upper hand. The dude langed forward with a mighty strike that sent Nodosaurus flying in the other direction. Nodosaurus instantly got back and tried to locate where his enemy is with eyes, when he heard him Land just a little behind him. Just barely turning around in time to block what could have been the deciding strike.
Gryposaurus and Irritator continued their clash, Gryposaurus finally managed to grab the Spinosaurid, breaking it's arm before flinging it at a nearby tree. Irritator tried to get up, but Gryposaurus stomped on it's skull killing it instantly.
Gryposaurus sighed in relief before realising that there's still trouble.
The Dude and Nodo-Windu kept on trading blows, before their lightsabers clashed.
Gryposaurus thought about what he can, then he saw the light reflect on a nearby metallic object.
It was a conveniently placed Metal pipe, he knew what to do.
The dude got fucked yeeted into unconciousness.
Nodosaurus: Holy shit this guy is fucking tough.
Gryposaurus: Look he has something on his arm!
Gryposaurus took of his bracelet of some sort.
Nodosaurus: There's a button, press it.
A portal opens up.
Gryposaurus: Where does this lead to?
Nodosaurus: Doesn't matter. If it gets us out of here, we're going in.
They jump into the portal.
The dude quickly recovers and jumps in before the portal closes.
Olorotitan and Charanosaurus crawl towards eachother, desperate to finish the fight.
Olorotitan: Alright, I'm done with this. Time to unleash my secret weapon.
Charanosaurus: You have asecret weapon?
Olorotitan: Yes. It's my self-driving Tesla. It'll run you over, turn you into a pancake!
The Tesla drives out of the bushes and it heads straight towards Charanosaurus at incredible speed. When it suddenly stops.
Olorotitan: What. What just happened? Why are you laughing?!?!?
Charanosaurus: The events of this day were revealed to me like a week ago in a dream! I knew about your secret weapon the whole time!
Olorotitan: No fucking way
Charanosaurus: So I messed around with it's AI so that it wouldn't run me over. And guess what I also did! *he points at the Tesla*
The cars trunk opens, revealing a giant turret.
Olorotitan: How the fuck did that fit in th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
![Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare - Sound Effect [HQ]](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/86dd0604-7121-43e4-a372-529412cc7247/scale-to-width/755)
Charanosaurus: Wait did I just fucking win
Kelbeam: Oh well, we were all hoping for the Megaraptor guy to win, but he went into a portal so, uhh, congrats?
Charanosaurus: Ok so what do I get out of this?
Kelbeam: Absolutely nothing! Fuck you!
A hatch opens in the ground and Charanosaurus falls in. Back into a cage, where he'll wait for another SWB to start.
The end.I will finish the Nodosaurus and The dude part of the story tomorrow, this is getting too long, it's literally lagging my device and typing is becoming hell, so uhh bye.
(Edited by Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood)
Kelbeam: You know what guys? I almost forgot about Archelon's immunity. That was more than 3 days ago, right?
Mimikyutube: Yes.
Kelbeam: Time to turn it off. Imagine if Archelon won because I forgot to turn off his immunity shield.
Nizaluddin: That would be pretty funny, honestly.
*opening bell rings*
Kelbeam: Well, Spin the wheel!
Stupendemys got blown to pieces by Xenacanthus latus, who was using a Nexter WASP 58 Light Anti-Armour Weapon rocket launcher.
Cretoxyrhina vraconensis swallowed Komensaurus whole.
Titanoboa couldn't find a way to kill Parapuzosia americana. The ammonite did however find a way to kill the semi-aquatic snake.
Acanthostega went into the water and Squalicorax pristodontus decided to do a little trolling.
This was the only good song for a chase I could think of. So yeah, Dream moment.
Leedsichthys: Run!
Hippopotamus gorgops: From what?
Leedsichthys: From that thing!
Apatosaurus: Come here, free kills!
They run for a while or something.
Leedsichthys: How the hell is it so fast?!?!
Hippopotamus gorgops: Focus on running!
Tylosaurus pembinensis: I'll distract it!
Hippopotamus gorgops: No, you're going to get yourself killed!
Leedsichthys: Just run!
They swim away safely and look at the battle between Tylosaurus pembinensis and the possesed Apatosaurus.
In the end, Apatosaurus cuts Tylosaurus pembinensis in half with his tail lightsaber thing.
Hippopotamus gorgops: Noooo, you brave but stupid bastard!
Leedsichthys: There's nothing we could do.
Apatosaurus looks them in the eyes and starts approaching them with malicious intent.
Leedsichthys: Hide!
Hippopotamus gorgops: I know!
They hide and after a while of looking for them Apatosaurus spots another creature and starts chasing it.
Hippopotamus gorgops: That was way too close!
Paleorhinus bransoni got killed by his much larger and more advanced, and with a much more difficult to pronounce name relative Machaeroprosopus jablonskiae
Mesoleptos used the power of something I guess to win his fight against Stenopterygius cayi.
That one creature that Apatosaurus spotted earlier was Bothriolepis babachevi. As you probably guessed, things didn't end well for him.
Acutiramus floweri got sent to brasil by Purussaurus brasiliensis.
This starts playing.
Pakicetus met Predator X in a fight that happened cause of the story. They both ignited their lighsabers and clashed. Pakicetus swung his sword at Predator X 3 times, but Predator X blocked all 3 hits and then force pushed the land whale away.
Predator X tried to finish Pakicetus off, but Pakicetus blocked his strike. They fought for a long time, one kept the striking while the other one blocked, until Pakicetus used force lightning on Predator X. Predator X was lying on the ground helpless, his lightsaber just out of reach. Pakicetus swung his lightsaber to end the fight but then, Predator X pulled a gun out of his:
And shot Pakicetus in the face, right through his brain. As Pakicetus fell to the seafloor this played.
Predator X: Revenge, bicellum!
Archelon got attacked and killed by Pliosaurus almanzaensis. Oof. The same day I realised that his shield was gone he got killed.
Anshunsaurus huangnihensis got stabbed MULTIPLE TIMES by the tiny Rolfosteus with the spike nose thing it has.
Ceratodus robustus wasn't robust enough to win his fight with Dorudon serratus.
Sarcosuchus imperator realised that Tylosaurus nepaeolicus has the advantage in water a little bit too late.
Tylosaurus proriger saw Deinosuchus rugosus vent. He called an emergency meeting and the sussy croc got ejected.
Asaphus used Trilobite magic to kill Xenacanthus erectus.
Maiacetus threw a harpoon at Anshunsaurus huangguoshuensis, who caught the harpoon and threw it back at the mommy whale, killing it.
Machaeroprosopus mccauleyi death rolled Arthrodytes.
Gryposuchus pachakamue got killed by Tuseteuthis in a disturbing way that I won't describe cause I'm lazy.
Kelbeam: Wait for it...
*ending bell rings*
320 creatures left.
Kelbeam: Boom, there you go.
M: So is Predator X still a simp or what?
Kelbeam: Well, he killed Pakicetus so he'll probably stop thinking Steller's sea cow, so I think he finally stopped thinking about her, now that he avenged her.
M: Yes!