Before we begin: This is based on the game Frantic Fanfic and made by me, @SiatsPyro07 and one of our irl friends. Here's what we got
Story 1: Elasmosaurus and Spinosaurus
It was a warm and not sunny day in Africa(i think) and an Elasmosaurus showed up out of nowhere with a cool cup when he saw a Spinosaurus.
“Yo bro what ya doin here?” Said the Spino
“Taxes” said the Elasmo.
That happened to scare Spinosaurus as he decided to stop paying his taxes quite a while ago, which meant this Elasmosaurus was with the IRS> “You’ll never take me normally!” Said Spinosaurus as he shape-shifted into a F-22 raptor and charged at the Elasmosaurus, who was rightfully scared and ran away, crying like a little girl. But then he stopped, turned around, and said mighty words.
“Nah, I’d win,”
The air shifted as it contained power, strength, and fear all combined, causing the Spinosaurus to turn back into a Spinosaurus and gasped. This plesiosaur had decided to go full scary mode, but which subcategory, he knew not.
“Let me tell you a joke, eh?” He started. “Hawk one said balls, and Hawk two said uh”. The Spinosaurus, offended by this audacity, charged at the Elasmosaurus. However, he was not prepared for the plesiosaurs advanced weaponry, as he was quickly deflected by a cool lookin stick that seemed to be pulled from thin air. The Spinosaurus crashed to the ground, looking up at the Elasmosaurus.
“You are no match for my power” He said, standing above the Spino
“Oh really?” Said the Spinosaurus, who promptly kicked the Elasmo in the jaw, causing him to fly back. The Spinosaurus then began to glow bright yellow and levitate into the air, his long body amalgamating into a spherical shape. The Elasmosaurus, though dazed, managed to steady himself and was flabbergasted by what he was witnessing. Several more seconds passed and then the Spinosaurus landed back on the ground, but now in an upright stance and with a traditional theropod head.
The Elasmosaurus prepared to launch another attack, but was stopped mid-lead by the Spinosaurus’s left hand. The theropod flicked his right fingers at the plesiosaur, which relocated his head to his tail and vice versa.
“What, how’d you do this?” the plesiosaur asked, confused.
Story 2: Ruby Rose and Marcielle(ok not extinct animal related but they're mentioned)
The cool breeze wafted through the trees in the thick forest. Leaves of all colors dangled peacefully from the strong branches as Ruby Rose wandered along the worn down path. The first signs of fall were showing as the orange leaves crunched beneath her feet. In her right hand she held her scythe, while in her left she held a pumpkin iced latte she got from starbucks earlier that day. However, despite the peaceful setting, she had a far more dangerous task.
She had been tasked by the Totally Right And Surely Happy society of Elasmotherium that she had to go and destroy all elves because their ears were too pointy and if they had to get rid of their horns, then elves had to do it with their ears too! Ruby eventually found Marcielle, an elf girl, inside of a dungeon eating some dungeon monsters because there’s no other food.
“Hey!” She shouted. “Are you an elf?”
“Yes,” Marcielle called back. “Why do you ask?”
“Your ears are too pointy so I need to cut them off. It’s my task”
“Why though?”
“Because if the Elasmotherium can’t get pointy horns, than you can’t have pointy ears”
“Lame,” Said Marcielle, who gave some dungeon food to Ruby. “Try this. It’s pretty good!”. Ruby took a bite and her eyes instantly sparkled with delight.
“Oh for real it is. Not going to kill you now.”
Marcielle grabbed Ruby and then said. “You’re my friend now. We’re having soft tacos later!”
Story 3: Mosasaurus and Suchomimus
The warm sun felt nice against the snout and back of Mosasaurus as it was basking near the water’s surface. Not much had happened for the last few days, although that soon changed as he saw a lump swimming towards him.
This lump happened to be a Suchomimus, who had found himself in the ocean after a freak storm. The Suchomimus bumped into the Mosasaurus but continued to swim as if nothing had happened.
The marine reptile, not particularly pleased with this, swam up to the spinosaur and asked, “What was that for, and how’d you get here?”
Startled, the Suchomimus looked to the left and saw the aquatic lizard nearby. He shrugged, being nonverbal due to accidentally swallowing a clarinet all those years back. The Mosasaurus went and got angry, for he does not like it when others do not speak to him, and brought out a comically small minigun, only being two atoms long. The Suchomimus did a rock eyebrow raise, wondering what all that was for before starting to swim away. The Mosasaurus rook even greater offense to this and charged after him, opening his mouth wide to eat the Suchomimus, but when he closed it, it was completely gone. He turned around and saw the Suchomimus behind him and stared in shock, as the Suchomimus had cool white anime hair and a dope longsword that looked like it came straight from an anime. The Suchomimus went and used musical tunes that made letters appear out of thin air, spelling the words: “I am anime man. You cannot defeat my weebness, fool”
“Sucho, this isn’t you” the Mosasaurus said with a tear in his eye
“HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? You abandoned me” Suchomimus replied, dropping his sword at his side.
“I didn’t mean to, you know i needed that cash money”
“You were my friend, Mosa, and you left me for KFC?”
“You must understand, it was finger licking good” Mosasaurus said, shoving some fried chicken into the Suchomimus’s mouth.
“Hol’ up this is finger licking good, my bad” The Suchomimus said while licking his fingers, and they walked off into the sunset.
