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So sometimes I do go outside and touch grass, and since school recently ended for me I decided to go to my local science museum with one of my best friends since there's a new awesome dinosaur exhibit.
A model of a Quetzalcoatlus next to a very real SR-71 Blackbird.
A skull of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
A Carcharodontosaurus skull.
A full skeleton of a Suchomimus.
Cryolophosaurus Skeleton.
Amargasaurus
Carnotaurus
An absolutely massive Gigantosaurus skeleton!
Ouranosaurus
Austroraptor (This was honestly way bigger than I thought it would be)
After visiting this museum, I have officially seen four species of megatheropods (Tyrannosaurus Rex, Acrocanthosaurus, Gigantosaurus, Carcharodontosaurus) and I hope to see even more. There was some stuff that I either didnt take a picture of or didnt take good enough pictures to be displayed here, but there was also an Argentinosaurus bone, a Majungasaurus skeleton, a Simosuchus skeleton, two species of sauropods which I don't remember, a Futalognkosaurus leg, and a Herrerasaurus skeleton.
It's gotten worse. First things first, i'm writing this on google docs, and I will post this online when the internet comes back because the internets gone out for the entire town. Nobody knows why, we arent even able to call people from outside the town, because we tried to call an electrical company to fix it, but we werent able to.
Hell, even satalite phones don't work, I don't know how that's possible, but we are basically cut off from the world. You can still techically drive out of the town, but nobody wants to anymore because of y'know, what happened to Mr Jacobson.
Speaking of him, we know what happened to him. He was found half eaten behind a 7/11 parking lot. I think we all know what it was, it was those things in the woods. I'm going to leave out most of the details, but I am going to say that they seem to hunt like chimpanzees. They quite obviously went for his face first.
Also, about those people in military gear, we have been seeing more of them in town, there are around thirty of them. Anytime anybody tries to investigate what they are doing, they tell us they are here because they are "private contractors who are providing security for the people who employed them." They wont let me take pictures of them, but they wear all black uniforms with body armor, and an orange patch on their shoulders.
I did manage to take a picture of this helicopter though, I know for a fact it's not a civilian one because apparently it's a UH-60. My friend @HOWSTHEWEATHER told me that.
Another thing, people in town including people from school have seen more of those things. Apparently, one of them killed some kids dog. It lured the dog into the woods next to their house (most kids at my school live next to the woods, including me.) and then they said that when it lured the dog into the woods, all he heard was his dog barking, as well as this weird croaking noise, and then silence.
The next morning, they found pieces of his dog all around his property, like they are trying to case them out of the house. I'm getting more and more scared by the day, but im hoping everything will be okay, since the local police have sent a letter to everyone in the town saying that they will be taking action because of everything that has been going on.
The city's name is Gastonia. There's a museum of natural history. The museum has a dinosaur. Guess who else is a dinosaur? Gastonia.
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I was sitting in study hall bored out of my skull when I had the most ridiculous idea, and goddammit I'm gonna do it.
This is gonna be half hunger games, half story
THE LORE
It's 2025, and the state of Dinopedia has crumbled into chaos. Nuclear global-ban bombs have been used, killing millions of innocent users. Now, the survivors fight over what's left.
THE GAME
This will work in a variety of ways. There will be digital battles fought using Hunger Games software, polls for duels between users or their faction, propaganda for your faction or just for yourself, blueprints, all sorts of things. You guys are free to form teams, or just run solo.
To start things off, there will be a blank map I post below. Once everyone has formed their team and decided where they want their starting territory to be, I'll move onto the next phase, where I will be starting the first sets of Hunger Games (Dinopedia Games?) battles over pieces of land.
Oh yeah, the twist. (If you can even call it that.)
Dinosaurs are still alive! Once the starting map locations have been decided for all participants, you're free to "tame" whatever kind of dinosaur or prehistoric creature you want, think ARK. Taming a single dinosaur will take 24 hours, and taming a group of 3 will take 48. There will be a bunch of random encounters I do as well, where I'll use the Hunger Games stuff to simulate battles between wild dinosaurs and participants.
The overall jist of this is that you use the replies to the post to form your factions, claim land, invade other people, post your propaganda and art, and pretty much everything else.
There will be a ruleset later, but for now, just form your factions and claim the countries you want, I'll update the map as I see fit.
Have fun!
Note from andromedus: Also, anyone who wants to use things like tanks and planes NEEDs to have drawn a basic blueprint for it and submitted it on my message wall. You can trace an image if you need to, but if you claim to have vehicles that I didn't approve, then those are automatically invalid.
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Somewhere in Pennsylvania
A C-130 Cargo plane lands on an airstrip next to a forest. A group of masked men bring the unconscious bodies of 20 people into the forest, and place them in a circle around a massive pile of weapons.
Two hours later, they all wake up at the same time. These unconscious people are a group of dinopedians.
"Where are we, what happened?" said Cooner21.
"I don't know, and is that you, cooner?" Asked 11duckhunt.
All the dinopedians started talking to eachother. They all noticed the large pile of weapons Then, out of nowhere, a helicopter flew above the clearing. One of the masked men was aboard the helicopter. He started talking to the dinopedians.
"Dinopedians, only one of you will leave this forest. You are allowed to do anything to get out of here, including murder." And with that, the helicopter flew off.
Optional battle music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5A6wcx7b8&t=692s
The dinopedians started panicking, and then, the first event happened.
Palae ran to the pile of weapons, and grabbed a landmine, and then ran into the treeline. Right after this, Kelbeam grabs a battle ax and also runs away into the woods. D1n0 grabs a frisbee, and runs away as well. Kaijunerd and Savage Almond. Cooner21 finds a revolver in the middle, but looses it soon after. Powerlord23 and 11duckhunt fight over food, 11duckhunt wins the fight, but spares Powerlord23's life. Booenderwalk finds an assault rifle, and everyone else not mentioned runs into the woods.
Saurio finds a paintball gun, meanwhile Mimik breaks his ankle. D1n0 is attacked by a deer, and is almost killed, but 11duckhunt helps him, and together, they kill the deer, cook it, and eat it. They team up. Booenderwalk and Prince Vermillion team up. The Gecko Gamer complains of his back hurting. Kelbeam complains of his back hurting. Booenderwalk shoots savage almond, and kills him. Cooner21 picks flowers. Vortex the Complex is beat to death by SiatsPyro.
Andromeda finds an abandoned house, and hides inside. Tyrann0 and Nonot are stung by bees. Little do the contestants know, there is an Indominus Rex stalking them, it is a special bossfight, and it takes multible people to take down. At the same time, while him and 11duckhunt are traveling, D1n0 trips and falls, hurting himself.
Powerlord23 sneaks up on The Gecko Gamer and roundhouse kicks him to death. Meanwhile, Palae hides in a tree after placing his landmine, which proceeded to kill Booenderwalk and Prince Vermillion. Nonot dies from his bee stings. Kelbeam collects fish from the river.
11duckhunt and D1n0 hide in a cave. Andromeda finds a pickaxe, and decides to use it as a weapon. Siatspyro falls off a cliff and dies. Mimik and Cooner21 team up. Saurio shoots Tyrann0 with a paintball gun, this scares Tyrann0, so he runs away, where he trips and falls, hitting his head on a rock, and dying. As a result, Epic Thoradolosaur fights Saurio, and wounds him.
Optional battle music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y67ykByFT3Q
Epic Thoradolosaur heals himself after the fight. Kelbeam finds a dead horse, and cooks it. D1n0 finds an assault rifle, and gives it to 11duckhunt. Mimik finds a sleeping bag. Palae breaks his leg. Powerlord finds supplies containing food and water. Andromeda finds a bow and arrows. Ankysareawesome finds a lab, and takes shelter in it. Kelbeam finds Ankysareawesome and they team up. 11duckhunt breaks his arm. Mimik tries to sleep, but has nightmares.
Kelbeam and Ankysareawsome finally stumble upon the Indominus Rex. They try to take it down, but the Indominus Rex kills them both. D1n0 and 11duckhunt wander around. The Indominus Rex finds and kills Palae. While D1n0 is alone, Saurio stumbles upon him, and kills him. Andromeda falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Powerlord finds another airdrop containing an encyclopedia containing useful information for surviving in the wilderness. Cooner21 and Mimik find the abandoned house, and use it for shelter. Mimik proceeds to contract a disease. Cooner21 finds the pickaxe Andromeda used, and decides to use it as well. Powerlord wanders around.
Saurio finds the cave, and takes shelter in it. The Indominus Rex fights 11duckhunt, and 11duckhunt manages to wound it. 11duckhunt then finds Saurio in the cave, and kills him to avenge D1n0. Mimik and Cooner21 fight The Indominus rex, and manage to kill it. Then, they kill Powerlord. Mimik then dies from the disease he contracted, and the wounds he had suffered.
Two contestants remain, Cooner21, and 11duckhunt. Only one will make it out of the forest.
Optional battle music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh85GHBe6xY
Cooner21 and 11duckhunt meet in the field, 11duckhunt pulls out the assault rifle, and Cooner21 pulls out the revolver. 11duckhunt charges at him while firing. Cooner21 dodges most of the bullets, but is hit in the leg, and falls to the ground. 11duckhunt walks over, thinking Cooner21 is dead. Cooner21 fakes being dead, but right before 11duckhunt is about to confirm that he's not dead, Cooner21 pulls out his revolver, and kills 11duckhunt.
Winner: Cooner21
I'm bored, and I remember Mimikutubes hungergames so I think i'm gonna do something similar.
It's gonna have some sort of storyline to it, and hopefully there will be multible episodes to this, so I might be able to expand upon that.
I'm also gonna add more stuff to the hungergames, like world events, and boss fights. So, here is my idea for the first game:
Uhh first map would be Pennsylvania from JWE2, the bossfight could be an Indominus Rex, also every user would be whats in their pfp. (No, ankysareawesome, im not gonna add every single character from your pfp lmao.)
Also it's gonna be completely random, i'll use the hunger games bot thing to determine who wins.
Also Palae and Nonot have already asked to be in it on the discord.
Random fucking cumornia so this isnt taken down for being off topic:
Alright, it's time to tell yall why you should vote for me and my friends in the mosasaur party for the election.
1: First of all, I lead the biggest party at eight members, meaning I already have experience in a leadership position, albiet a smaller one than being moderator, although I have had high positions on other wikis before.
2: Most of the members in the party, as well as myself, have been on the wiki for more than a year, making most if not all of us veterans of the wiki, we have seen lots of events take place, so we have experience dealing with things like drama.
3: Most of our members have a discord account, so we can effectivley communicate with the discord members as well as the staff members much faster and more reliably than on fandom.
4: I don't know why I have to include this, I thought it would go without being said, but of course the mosasaur party will crack down on harrasment.
Now for the next section...
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Some people have said things about the mosasaur party, I don't want to state their usernames, and please do not go annoy them, I just want to disprove some of the things they have said.
"The political parties such as the mosasaur or theropod parties only want to devide dinopedia"
I don't know why this is a thing people are saying, the mosasaur party was mostly started for fun, and a way for likeminded people to help each other get into the moderator position so that we can help the wiki.
"The users of the mosasaur party are shady"
Again, I don't know why this was a rumor that was started. I'd say most of us are decent users for dinopedia standards, and most of us havent been in drama in at least a month or two.
"The mosasaur party spreads misinformation"
From what I can tell, this started because of past debates about paleontology on the website. I can't really comment on this because it's very controversial, but either side could be right or wrong. I can say for certain that the mosasaur party is not actively spreading misinformation.
I can't really think of anything else, but if you have any questions feel free to ask me, I likely wont be ansewer for a while after this post.
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I genuinley do want to make a positive impact on this wiki and stop drama and harrasment from happening on the wiki, which is why im running, and it's also why all of the mosasaur party members are running for mod as well. We genuinley do want to help this place.
I hope you vote for us, but if you don't, then that's okay. Also, good luck to the other users that are running for mod!
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Basically the title, if you have any questions about the mosasaur party, what we will do, why we created the party, what will our policies be, and stuff like that, just ask in this post. I will be answering, but any other mosasaur party members can also answer any question you need if they want.
This image goes hard, feel free to screenshot:
This will become dinopedia if I become mod
Okay, seriously though. I think I would be a good mod for a few reasons:
1: I've been on this wiki for a decently long time, I was lurking since around 2019-2020, and I officially started posting in 2022, meaning ive been around here for around two years. I understand the culture of this wiki, and im also decently active on both the wiki and the discord.
2: Not to sound to arrogant, but i'd like to think of myself as decently popular with the users of this wiki. I've made a few popular series (namely creatures of a bigone era) and im friends with a number of the users, including most of the staff.
3: This is a bit similar to number one, but ive seen a lot of stuff happen on dinopedia and it's discord so I know how to deal with drama.
4: I've been endorsed by Palae, ScaryLookinHobo, and Savage Almond
(Gigan is palae, and Sigmar Almon is Savage Almond.)
5: I'm currently the leader of the Dinopedian Mosasaur Party, which is currently the largest Dinopedian "political" party. We currently have eight members (Being Saurio, Lambo, Nonot, Duckhunt, Birdman, Medi, Tyrann0, and I. We are still looking for members, so if you would like to join the party, just ask.) This shows that im already pretty good at leading stuff. I also led the stability party, and even if you think that the stability party failed, (which it didnt, lmao) it still succeeded in it's main goal, which was get one of it's members into the dinopedia staff.
6. This part is also similar to number one, but ive been on other wikis and been on fandom itself since 2017. I was a trusted member on the Ice and Fire mod wiki for a while.
All of this makes me, at least in my opinion, a very good potential mod. I may not be perfect, but I will make sure im a good candidate.
GOALS:
These are going to seem very similar to saurios goals but there arent really many things you can do as a discussion mod, so i'm going to list my goals here.
1: My first, and most important goal is to realistically limit drama as much as possible. I won't be able to completely get rid of it, that would be impossible, but I could use my skills and knowledge from past experiences to stop as much drama as I realistically could.
2: I could stop unfair WWW's. I personally am not the best with weights and sizes of dinosaurs or anything like that, but I could do basic research on each WWW post and see if it's fair or not.
3: If the existing staff team needs anything, I could help them with stuff on downtime. This goes for normal users to, I could help with anything on the wiki.
I'm currently running with Saurio, Nonotbeast, and Duckhunt in the party (Yes, there are more members in the Mosasaur party, but Saurio, Nonotbeast, Duckhunt and I are the only ones running.) so here's some propaganda for us.
The 4th and 5th propaganda pieces were made by Lambo, so credit goes to him.
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