Cryolophosaurus

Yes, yes, I know this is the same poster of the entire Tyrant Universe series that I wove together, I'm still trying to make a unique one. The main character of this series is the low-poly Cryo on the far right.

Last time on CJLST...

Cryolophosaurus: I have a stupid idea: Let's overthrow the legal system!

A bit of schenanigans later...

Antarctopelta: I've called the police on you all.

Sinornithosaurus: You bastard!

Hatzegotpteryx: Forever a pterosaur pirate!

All except Ikran and Thalasso: ARRR! ROAAWK!

And now, we return to the planet of Lost Hope, where some shi bouta go down.

Hatzegopteryx: Alright boys, we're coming in! Gear 5!

All the pirates: *spread their wings to slow their descent*

Geosternbergia #1: I have pink eye.

Dimorphodon #1: So you have a septic eye?

Pteranodon #1: Bruh.

Dimorphodon #2: We don't talk about StaurikSepticEye here anymore, not after he was absolutely owned by Marshoplier.

Pteranodon #2: I see smoke!

Geosternbergia #1: Where?

Hatzegopteryx: Let's fly towards it! The weather and the clues tell me that the smoke is sign of settlements!

Ikrandraco: *thoughts* Soon.

Hatzegopteryx: Everybody land and go into Panthera formation!

The group splits up. One group goes ahead of the settlement and advances towards it while the other hides on the other side...

Sinornithosaurus: We got pirates!

Olorotitan: Pie rats!? Again?

Kentrosaurus: Bruh. *pokes his head out the window* Yep, pirates.

Cryolophosaurus: But we only have dirt! The only other thing we have are the scales on our backs!

Dakotaraptor: We got ambushers on the other side. This is Panthera Formation, I'd recognize it anywhere.

Olorotitan: You worked for the military?

Dakotaraptor: I was the calvary in my squadron. They were all gunned down in Morrison by filthy sauropods. I was captured, sold for two cents and a gum wrapper, then deported.

Kentrosaurus: What's the difference between Morrison Formation and Panthera formation?

Sinornithosaurus: The difference is that if the formation is named after a place, it's fine, but if it's named after an animal or a funny letter, it's something the military uses.

Hatzegopteryx: Come out with your hands in the air!

Olorotitan: No!

Geosternbergia #1: We have cookies!

Sinornithosaurus: Don't do i-you fucking let them in. Pirates are like vampires, man!

Olorotitan: Pirates are vampires!?

Kentrosaurus: No you dumbass, you're not supposed to let them in!

Olorotitan: But they have cookies! *to the pirates* WHAT FLAVOR?

Geosternbergia #2: We have oatmeal raisin.

Kentrosaurus: Goddamnit.

Sinornithosaurus: If we come out, you are NOT allowed to kill us?

Hatzegopteryx: And why's that?

Cryolophosaurus: We'll call Scrafty Goodraman on your asses!

Geosternbergia #2: The cookies are $2.50.

Olorotitan: Okay, we're coming!

Dakotaraptor: Bruh.

Suddenly, the pterosaurs in wait explode, to the dismay of Hatze, the main squad, and the other visible pirates.

Cryolophosaurus: What the hell!? We don't have bombs!

Hatzegopteryx: Neither do we!

Dakotaraptor: AAAAAAAAAA-*PTSD kicks in and she begins murdering pirates*

Sinornithosaurus: We aughta help her! I'M COMING!

Hatzegopteryx: Ah shit our compass broke! We'll never get back!

Dimorphodon #3: We're stranded!

Geosternbergia #1: That is a 2-week old banana peel.

Kentrosaurus: Welp, people are dying, guess I'll just go kill people.

After a rather lame and very awkward battle...

Ikrandraco: Whew! Nailed it!

Thalassodromeus: Got you, traito-IKRAN!?

Ikran: I can explain!

Dakotaraptor: *stealth 1 billion deactivated* You both will.

The two pterosaur traitors are bonked with a rusty frying pan and knocked out. Dakotaraptor chuckles like a fatass from Scotland and runs back to base with her prisoners.

Cryolophosaurus: We lost the leader and his closest men.

Olorotitan: They did not have cookies though.

Kentrosaurus: That's why you never trust a pirate, fatass!

Dakotaraptor: I HAVE THINGS!

Sinornithosaurus: *Scottish fatass laughter*

Ikrandraco: I didn't do anything!

Thalassodromeus: It's entirely his fault!

Kentrosaurus: *begins yelling with no contribution to the conversation*

Cryolophosaurus: SHUT UP! Who are these nerds?

Dakotaraptor: Pterosaur pirates I found yelling at each other in the bushes.

Olorotitan: Ayo?

Ikrandraco: I set off those bombs.

Thalassodromeus: Ikran...WHY?

Sinornithosaurus: *fatass laughter stops* You serious?

Ikrandraco: I ain't no slave, not to filthy scalawags!

Thalassodromeus: We're supposed to never betray brothers-in-wings! You'll have every pirate ever after you!

Ikrandraco: Give me liberty or give me death!

Cryolophosaurus:

Meanwhile, over to Pliosaurus, who everyone immediately forgot about...

Pliosaurus: *in the vacuum of space*

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On Mariner...

Cryptocleidus: Sir! MMPRSMS incoming!

Albertonectus #1: Dear god...

Kronosaurus #1: What the painis is that?

Cryptocleidus: Massive Marine Prehistoric Reptile Singing a Meme Song!

Shonisaurus #1: How long until he gets here?

Cryptocleidus: He's coming in too fast! GET TO THE BUNKER!

Pliosaurus slammed into Mariner at a devastating speed, boiling the oceans and sending tsunamis in all directions...

Cryptocleidus: What the hell?

Liopleurodon: HELP MEH!

Archelon: He's coming!

Pliosaurus: *axes the bunker door* HERE'S PLIO!

The three marine reptiles all screamed very loudly as Pliosaurus grabbed them and slapped them with the Mystery Dungeon badge, sending them back to Lost Hope. He then goes elsewhere, where he meets another problem...

Simosaurus: Sir! Pliosaurus inbound!

Nothosaurus #1: But I'm not ready to get funkei!

Nothosaurus #2: I'm not ready for Freddy!

Simosaurus: Every day, I want to punt someone more and more.

Lariosaurus #1: Launching all of our most effective warheads at the threat!

Simosaurus: NOOOOOOO DON'T DO I-

All the missiles are fired. Because of his main character aura, Pliosaurus survives, and kicks down the naval base door.

Pliosaurus: Y'ALL FREADY TO GET FUNKEI?

Except for Simosaurus, who didn't have a number at the end of his name, everyone proceeded to get killed by Pliosaurus, because if they ain't ready for funkei, they don't deserve to live.

Pliosaurus: Now what? *proceeds to stare at a map sideways* I need to go North until I end up in the East.

Simosaurus: That's not how you read a map.

Pliosaurus: Oh yeah? How DO you read a map?

Simosaurus: Where you tryna go?

Pliosaurus: East.

Simosaurus: *flips the map right-side up* Fixed.

Pliosaurus: *stunned*

Simosaurus: Here lies Pliosaurus. He died for honor...and a virgin.

Pliosaurus: I didn't die a virgin, Simo.

Simosaurus: NANI!?

Pliosaurus: *imposing music as he grabs Simosaurus, grins like the Joker, and slaps the badge* I DID YOUR MO-

After a luckily muffled joke, everything was going well, except the police.

Hylaesaurus: We lost contact with Mariner!

Gastonia: What!? How!?

Sauropelta: An MMPRSMS, apparently.

Sauropelta soldier #1: Gay.

Sauropelta soldier #2: Can we go kick some ass now?

Antarctopelta: *shoots #2* No!

Pawpawsaurus #1: Please?

PawlicePawlicesaurus: Not yet son wait for the higher officer to address you.

Gastonia: *over the loudspeaker* All novices to the hangar! I have a mission for you.

In the Hangar...

Hylaesaurus: Many of you will not return alive...

Sauropelta: *slap* NEVER start with that!

Gastonia: Attention! We have a mission! You are to scout the Mariner system immediately! Check every planet except Dante, and check every moon except Dante's moon, Inferno.

Nodosaurus novice #1: Dante's Inferno reference?

Antarctopelta: Shut up!

Sauropelta: We have reason to believe that there are fugitives hiding in the Mariner system! Start with Mariner itself, which has a big ass hole blown into its side after a reported MMPRSMS impact, then move closer to the star until you reach Dante.

Hylaesaurus: Now may I please say the thing?

Gastonia: Sure.

Hylaesaurus: A few of you might not come back from this! Expect pirates, wacky hijinks, kinky dinosaurs, cringe jokes, and an absurd amount of blood and crap!

Gastonia: Look out for this blue dumbass and her team. *pulls up a picture of Cryolophosaurus* She's emo and wants to get us all fired!

Nodosaurid Node: *in sync* Aye-aye, sir!

Hylaesaurus: WHERE!?

Gastonia: Sometimes I wonder why we hired you.

And then they were all thrown out of the Tart Destoryer and just kinda thrown all over, with Gastonia himself coming along and conquering an unnamed planet.

Also Gastonia:

TO BE CONTINUED

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