Narrator returns?!?!?!? whoa ma gosh. Anyway, no time to dawdle. We're about 2/3 done with this one. Let's go!
The group of 10... wait seriously? 10 members already. Ugh. Too many characters to write! Anyway, the group of 10 start to head to CENO4 and put in the passcode as Giganotosaurus turns to look at the rest.
Giganotosaurus: Well everyone, it's time. Get into your disguises.
Meanwhile, in the lounge area thing inside CENO4, Jake Sully has killed everyone besides Skimwing, who he's currently throwing into a cabinet.
Jake Sully: Well, you tried your best. Anyway, your best isn't enough.
He flips his knife scarily(i can't spell threatening) and advances towards Skimwing, knife in hand, and scary expression on his face. Suddenly, the group of 10 enters the room with their disguises. Giganotsaurus looks like Daphene, Utahraptor looks like a Water Bottle, Shunosaurus looks like Minos Prime, Allodesmus looks like Beetlejuice, Titanomyrma looks like a human version of Mothra for some reason, Banshee and Great Leonopteryx are dressed like each other, Giganoraptor looks like The Tower of Babel, Reaper Thalassadromeus looks like a pencil, and Deinotherium just put glasses on his face. A titlecard called "Totally Not A Diversion" appears
"Totally Not A Diversion" was filmed in front of a live THESWARM audience.
Jake Sully and Skimwing look very confused.
Giganotosaurus: Well now gang! We heard that you guys wanted to start moving in items here. We'll start with the knife shelf.
Utahraptor carries in a comically large shelf with hundreds of knives and "trips", causing a few to hit Jake Sully, which completely bypasses the plot armor, and one also lands on the battle start button. Wait what-?
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Quagga finds a gun and shoots it at Megaloceros, impaling him with a spear. The music changes to: Whatever the KSI song is. I'm not going to search it up
Dodo blasts Carribean Monk Seal into the Shadow Realm, for we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo
Aepyornis finds Neanderthal and the latter prepares a fight scene. Wait wha?
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Neanderthal holds a rock and stares at Aepyornis and prepares to throw it, but Aepyornis does not give a crap about the fight scene as it's too early and summons Sherrif Colcord and Agent Cash from the novel Extinction, written by Douglas Preston, and they all start shooting him and fucking kill him.
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Haast's Eagle starts to fight Rodrigues Solitare. The flightless bird tries to do something, but Haast's Eagle uses Fearless Flap and destroys him
Dodo pounces on O‘ahu ‘ō‘ō out of midair. The smaller one tries to use a knife to get him, but Dodo disarms him while there being a bit of purple energy around him.
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Giganotosaurus: Ok, we're about halfway done. We got that computer with that extremely horny AI chatbot helper that you asked for
The current room is basically already full of stuff. There's a hundred knives, a Jenga block that duplicates every 5 seconds, an infinite pouch of only yellow colored pencils, and the unmatched power of the sun so far.
Jake Sully: I didn't order any of this! You idiots!
Utahraptor: Hey, uh, is this your Prime TNT?
Jake Sully turns to see a piece of Minecraft TNT about to explode right in front of him. It explodes, causing him to go into the air and hit the ceiling, before landing on the floor again. He's dazed but he hears everyone talking that he can't hear due to his daze as Deinotherium charges and rears up. Jake Sully smirks
The purple energy is back on him as he dodges and slashes the ankle of the herbivore. Trying to kill him made them remember the plot. Remembering the plot gave him his plot armor back. The others look at him, 100% scared now
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Tasmanian Tiger uses his Wild Kratts swag and kills Kauaʻi ʻōʻō
Gastric-brooding Frog summons an extinct species of Indoraptor or maybe Latenivenatrix or MindFlayer or something known as 11Duckhunt and gets them to kill Steller's Sea Cow
Hippopotamus Gorgonops does a Chaos Theory and splits Tasmanian Tiger in two
Aepyornis grabs a command block and does /kill @e [type=Passanger_Pigeon], killing Passenger Pigeon
Quagga ambushes Gastric-brooding Frog and uses Anti-Duckhunt defenses to kill the frog
Narrator here, just interrupting. We need to straight up kill him. I'm going to call my friends if we need some plot armor to stop him. Well, if we need any more *hint hint nudge nudge*
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Jake Sully: You little IDIOTS! You guys thought you could kill me? Well THINK AGAIN!
Jake Sully's Knife turns into a flaming longsword and he stares at the now 11 characters and charges. Gigantoraptor goes in front of him and slashes with her tail feathers, now as hard as metal. Jake Sully dodges via the purple plot armor energy and slashes at her side, but she parries it with the same steel chair from last episode, pushing him into a Reaper Thalassodromeus ambush.
Jake Sully uses a Doctor Dolittle Book and blocks her attack and knocks her to the ground, and prepares to behead her, but Utahraptor blocks it with his claws and rips the sword out of his hands. Jake Sully materializes a Greatsword and slashes it, but the dromaeosaur dodges, no plot armor involved.
Giganotosaurus prepares to bite down on Jake Sully, but he dodges and slashes the Greatsword, doing light damage, as purple energy protects him. Jake Sully has no time to think as Allodesmus pushes him into THESWARM, run by Titanomyrma. Jake Sully's plot armor saves him as he does a cool jump and dodges all of it.
Banshee and Great Leonopteryx suddenly come from above, but Jake Sully ducks and they all bonk into each other. Jake Sully laughs at them, but suddenly, a sound comes from the door. In order to make up for his non-appearance last episode, Shunosaurus has created quite a show
He is standing on Ramiel from Evangelion, who actually escaped from CENO2's battlefield.
Shunosaurus:
Ramiel blasts Jake Sully, who disintegrates because he had to face the 1-2 punch of Ultrakill and Evangelion
All of the now 12 characters celebrate
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Quagga hunts down Western Black Rhinoceros and rips off his horn
Aepyornis tries to stab Dodo in the back, but he's covered in purple energy as he grabs the weapon and stabs Aepyornis in the heart.
Dodo throws Meiolania off a cliff like what eagles sometimes do
Sylviornis jumps on the back of Haast's Eagle and directs him into crashing into the Batcave
Great Auk tries to ambush Dodo, however, he dodges with purple energy, and then he summons 30 billion spongebobs and kills him
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Utahraptor: Oh... hey guys... do you see Dodo in there?
The other 11 go and look inside the arena and see Dodo, and they all pale.
Gigantoraptor: D-d-does D-Dodo have p-plot a-armor?!?!
Ramiel: *Geometric Screaming*(Translated: what the hell)
Allodesmus: H-how?! Is he guaranteed to win?
Reaper Thalassodromeus: No. Not exactly. Remember that Titanomyrma told us that there were 3 ways to 100% take out plot armor?
Titanomyrma: Msg, pih ks qob'h rc wh wt Eiouuo'g ghwzz vsfs obr dzomwbu hvoh TIQYWBU YGW GCBU! Ks bssr hc FIZSG CT BOHIFS hvwg!
Banshee: Oh no... what will we do!?
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Hippopotomus Gorgonops still does not care about what's going on and snaps Sylvisornis in two
Guadalupe Caracara nearly slays Quagga but hits Hippopotomus Gorgonops instead.
Dodo jumps on Quagga and rips his spine out. The music... is completely gone. It's not here anymore.
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Shunosaurus: Our only chance is now. Guadalupe Caracara must slay the horrid beast
Great Leonopteryx: But we need to get into the music system, but how?!?!
Deinotherium is already at at the computer with the Horny AI Chatbot Helper and hacks into the music system, completely ignoring any and all remarks for he is locking in. He hacks into the music system and gets it ready
Skimwing: I-I g-guess we start?
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Gudadlupe Caracara stares up at Dodo. It feels like somehow, somewhere, someone helped him get into this situation. Oh well. Now he's about to die from Dodo and his massive robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOpzP33_USs
The music turns on. It's a weird song to put, but oh well.
"The Time Has Come To An End"
Guadalupe Caracara sees Dodo and his massive robot start running towards him. Well, if he's going to die, at least die fighting.
He too charges and pulls a cool stick from the ground and runs at the robot.
"Yeah, This Is What Nature Planned".
He jumps on a dead tree in the desert wasteland of the arena to get on higher ground as Dodo's Robot suddenly turns one of its wings into a sword and does a sweeping attack, getting rid of the tree and the stick. Guadalupe Caracara falls to the ground. The Robot prepares a follow-up stomp, but Guadalupe Caracara dodges by going into an underground hole. Oh, is that fire? Welp, that sucks. Anyway why's his vision all white?
He appears somewhere and sees a Tyrannosaurus.
"Hey. It isn't time for you yet. Go away"
And now he's back in the arena. Well, he's going to need to wait for at least episode 13 for some answers. Or maybe even after the series moves from spinwheels, which is like, episode 14 or something. Depends on the future
"Being Tracked By A Starving Beast"
Guadalupe Caracara leaves his hole and pecks at the legs of the robot, but a purple energy deflects it, but then the arena speakers also make noises, which sound like talking.
Voice 1: "HEY! Guadalupe Caracara! If you hear this, you gotta listen up!"
"Looking For Its Daily Feast"
It sounds like a man who's probably annoying. Possibly also a weeb.
Voice 2: "P-please! It's s-super important! It's p-probably the end of the world i-if you do-don't listen!"
"A Predator On The Verge Of Death"
Female voice this time. Probably would be the sterotypical submissive character that the show would want you to simp for. How does he know this stuff though? All he remembers before this was being shot by a human. Oh well.
He chirps and looks all around at the arena's speakers.
"Close To Its Last Breath"
Voice 1: "When it say the line that starts with R, you gotta time it correctly!"
He's confused. The hell do they want him to do? He never really timed anything, besides waiting for prey or whatever.
"Getting Close To Its Last Breath"
The Robot's Sword wing gets raised and starts swinging at him. He can't dodge it. Somehow, he knows what to do though.
Voice 1, 2, and 10 more: "RULES OF NATURE"
He grabs the multi-tonne sword with his claws, stopping it in its tracks, and shattering the purple energy completely, before spinning three times and throwing it up into the air.
"AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP"
He flies up into the air and lands on the cockpit, seeing Dodo in the center and cracking the glass. He does an angry chirp at Dodo, who has a very frightened expression on his face.
Dodo: W-what? H-how?
Guadalupe Caracara: *Assorted Bird Noises*
Dodo: W-well, you will not survive against my trump car-
"WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (ALIVE)"
Dodo's throat is grasped in Guadalupe Caracara's claws as he's pushed to the back wall of the cockpit. He gasps for air and presses a button as Guadalupe Caracara kills him.
Voices 1-12: "YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! WOOO-"
Voice 1: "Hey, uh, what's that?"
Guadalupe Caracra looks around and sees a Dodorex and Dodowyvern staring right at him. He takes off into the air as he narrowly dodges the Dodowyvern snapping its jaws around him and the Dodorex's fire breath.
He notices an open door on the ground and dives for it, looking back to see the two Dodo Mutants fighting each other and strange things inside their eyes, looking like metal.
He heads through the door and lands in a room with lots of creatures nearby. He chirps.
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Utahraptor runs to him and snatches the bird up and sits him securely on his head
Reaper Thalassodromeus; We did it! Welp, I guess it's time to move on.
The group of 14 characters-because the Horny AI Chatbot Helper Computer Thing has joined-start heading towards their next destination and wondering about the major lore implications that this episode has so far. Like, why did Dodo have the plot armor? Who's that Tyrannosaurus? Who are my friends? When suddenly, an alarm blares through the facility
"WARNING! WARNING! REACH THE GATE LABELLED ERA2 WITHIN 5 MINUTES OR DIE"
Utahraptor: Doesn't that sound kinda like Overseer?
Gigantoraptor: D-don't care! We g-gotta go!
They start running and reach the ERA2 gate. There's a scanner there, and Utahraptor presses it, teleporting him to the other side. Soon, the others follow, besides for the 5-non combatants and Guadalupe Caracara, who's just chirping at it
Allodesmus: Hey! BIRD! PRESS THE STUPID SCANNER!
Guadalupe Caracara looks at it curiously but steps on it, sending him to the other side. Banshee puts his hand on it, but nothing happens.
Utahraptor: Guys! It's just like the Ark bosses! They don't have the "soul" of a combatant so they can't come here! What do we do?
On their side, the 8 members of the group that can actually think of things start arguing about a plan as Guadalupe Caracara starts behaving like the regular animal he is. Suddenly, a noise comes from the other side and they all turn.
Banshee, Great Leonopteryx, Skimwing, and that Horny AI Chatbot Helper all turn into anime girls and Ramiel is just the same.
Banshee: What_Ack! H-how?!?
Great Leonopteryx: AHHHH
Skimwing: Y-yo! W-wait guys! It says here we can shapeshift into different ones.
He tries it out and changes from his current one, which is Anya Forger, to Asuka from the original Evangelion series.
Skimwing: It's pretty neat!
Banshee scrolls through all of his characters and looks at everyone else's
Banshee: Wait... all of these are anime girls that aren't over eightee-
All on their side stops as they turn and look behind them. It's a Discord Moderator, and it's duplicating every 2 seconds. They stare at the DMs as the DMs stare back, and then they swarm.
Screams of pain come from the other side as fire rains down from the ceiling, which is probably better. Ramiel gets the others to climb up on them as they shoot the Discord Mods and try to find CENO4. Banshee makes a run to the barrier though
Banshee: We're pr-probably going to die n-now, but b-before we do, I j-just have to say that you guys were the best friends I had.
They tear up as they head back to Ramiel's back and try to fight off the Discord Mods. Back on the main side, everyone besides Guadalupe Caracara is crying, but the bird chirps at them and shows them that they can explore more.
They do so and find a room. It's called PALE1
The Pings:
@MimikBoogTube
@Interstellar Voyager
@TotallyNotDeltadromeus445-2
