Probably as everyone expected the winner is...
Allosaurus
(P.S. Bee Hummingbird put up a good fight)
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Big Al?
Or Broken Jaw?
Link to the OG post on the DBWC wiki
@Nizaluddin : Hello there sapient crows again! We’re back with another battle royal!
@HerbivoreEnthusiastAlt : But before that, we have some special guests!
@Mimikyutube : Hi there! I’m Mimikyutube, but you can just call me Mimik.
Nizal: Do you know where DankTorvo went? I thought he was coming with us
Mimik: He doesn’t have a ping on the DBWC wiki since he hasn’t interacted with it at all, so he didn’t get invited.
Herbi: Interesting. Anyhow, this is the Allosaurus battle royal! Let’s dive into the contestants, shall we?
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Nizal: First up, and the OG is Allosaurus fragilis. The most popular and I think the largest species, I can’t help but find him overrated.
Herbi: You can’t deny that Allosaurus europaeus is cool too.
Mimik: With Allosaurus jimmadensi up next, we round out the trio.
Nizal: Saurophaganax is coming up next, and is definitely surprising people. It was once thought to be a species of Allosaurus, so we’re including it.
Herbi: That is also the case with Epanterias, though they might actually be a species of Allosaurus and not a separate genus.
Mimik: Next up is the man, the myth, the legend himself, Big Al. He is one of the most famous individuals in the fossil record ever. We actually have to thank him for the stadium today in the Salt Flats.
Nizal: Big Alice is up next, and despite her name, she’s actually not a fossil, but a star in The Land of the Lost.
Herbi: Fossil Fred is up next, and they’re literally just a skeleton with no powers. We invited them for the funni
Mimik: The Walking With Dinosaurs Allosaurus is up next, and they are extremely iconic, featuring in a meme.
Nizal: DBWC Allosaurus is next, and they want to prove themselves after their loss against Titanoceratops. Titano really deserved the win though.
Herbi: Back from the Tyrannosaurus battle royal is Gwangi. Will he continue destroying opponents with the big iron on his hip?
Mimik: Next up is JP Allosaurus, but the juvenile featured in Fallen Kingdom. She has big hopes and dreams.
Nizal: Next is her older sister, JP Allosaurus Adult, who first featured in Battle at Big Rock
Herbi: JPOG Allosaurus is up next and only included because of nostalgia.
Mimik: Ark Allosaurus is next, and while not as strong as the Ark Tyrannosaurus, he has bleed and is a bit faster.
Nizal: Can’t forget about his variant, X-Allosaurus, with a volcanic pattern.
Herbi: Jurassic Fight Club Allosaurus is up next and in debt to the Ceratosaurus mafia.
Mimik: Next is Big Al 2, who is nothing that special.
Nizal: 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus is up next. I wonder if he’ll have the same performance as his fellow in the last one.
Herbi: One Million Years BC Allosaurus is another stop motion classic.
Mimik: Next up is Aloesaurus. They may not be an Allosaurus, but they fulfill the 34th rule to be an Allosaurus. To learn more, search up Allos—
Nizal: Do NOT search that up. You will regret it and you cannot be cleansed. Next up is The Isle Allosaurus, which he happily does not have the same controversial history as his developers.
Herbi: Path Of Titans Allosaurus is one of the newer guys here. I wonder if he has what it takes to fight.
Mimik: The fact sheet on When Dinosaurs Roamed America Allosaurus is incomplete, though I think that’s because the person who made the facts hasn’t watched the show.
Nizal: Alvin is coming up now, and he’s a jolly good fellow.
Herbi: Stephen Fry’s Allosaurus is up now and a very cursed fellow that uses the stupid hatchet bite method even though it’s invalid.
Mimik: Dino Dan Allosaurus is next, and with barely any screen time, they aren’t a popular pick.
Nizal: Dinosaur King Allosaurus is next, and with the wind element, is a very fast contestant.
Herbi: Planet Dinosaur Allosaurus is another stupid hatchet jaw user.
Mimik: Our last contestant is Broken Jaw, but even with a broken jaw, he has a very strong will.
Nizal: Before we start, we have something to say.
Herbi: We will be playing music if we want to, and there is also a big pile of items in the middle of the arena that the fighters can use. The closer to the middle, the stronger the weapon.
Mimik: Let the battle begin!
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Alvin charges to the middle, but JFC Allosaurus interrupts him and knocks him to the ground and starts biting. Alvin does not like this, and he kicks JFC Allosaurus away and continues going to the middle.
Big Al and Big Al 2 find each other and run to the middle together, but they are stopped by Big Alice, who is wielding a stick.
Gwangi runs to the corner of the arena and grabs his big iron and puts it on his hip as he gets a cowboy hat.
Allosaurus europaeus gets ambushed by PoT Allosaurus, but kicks him away and into the ground, before stomping his skull into the ground.
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Nizal: First death!
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Allosaurus jimmadensi runs to the middle, but is grabbed by Ark Allosaurus and is thrown across the arena, dying in the process
Allosaurus fragilis finds Dino Dan Allosaurus and rips out their throat.
Alvin gets to the middle and searches for the strongest item, but Broken Jaw comes from behind and chokes him to death.
WDRA Allosaurus also reaches the middle, but JFC Allosaurus kill’s them as Broken Jaw grabs a sword and starts some music.
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Herbi: It’s all coming together
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”Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken”
Broken Jaw slashes JFC Allosaurus in the chest, killing them instantly.
“I’ve even forgotten my name”
Big Al, Big Al 2, and Big Alice all run the the middle.
“I don’t know the season or what is the reason”
Broken Jaw lunges at the trio, killing Big Al 2 in a single slash
“I’m standing here holding my blade”
Big Alice tries to bite Broken Jaw, but he sticks the sword through her skull. Big Al runs
“A desolate place(place)”
Broken Jaw chases Big Al, but is stopped by Allosaurus europaeus throwing Fossil Fred at him, killing Fossil Fred
”Without any trace(trace)”
Broken Jaw slices Allosaurus europaeus in half, before turning his attention to Saurophaganax.
“It’s only the cold wind I feel”
Broken Jaw charges at Saurophaganax, who dodges.
”It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight”
Epanterias stands beside Saurophaganax as Planet Dinosaur Allosaurus and Stephen Fry’s Allosaurus come also.
”The only thing I know for real”
Broken Jaw lunges
”There will be BLOOD”
Broken Jaw the latter two into multiple pieces.
”SHED”
Broken Jaw turns to attack the other two, but Gwangi shoots him in the back of the head, making the music stop.
Saurophaganax bites Gwangi in the throat, killing him, but not before Gwangi shoots Saurophaganax, killing him too.
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Mimik: Halfway done! I hear some rumbling though
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DBWC Allosaurus looks to the wall of the stadium as a Diplodocus barges in and stomps on him, killing him.
WWD Allosaurus signals Big Al to help hunt this Diplodocus.
The Diplodocus smacks WWD Allosaurus away, but X-Allosaurus bites it by the neck and drags it along the ground as Big Al gets the finishing blow to the head.
Aloesaurus charges at 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus, but is crushed to death due to being a plant.
One Million Years BC Allosaurus challenges 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus to a battle, but is quickly killed by JPOG Allosaurus.
JPOG Allosaurus charges at 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus, knocking him to the ground before crushing him by dragging JP Allosaurus on top of him.
JP Allosaurus charges at JPOG Allosaurus and knocks him to the ground before stabbing him with a knife.
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Nizal: Final 10!!
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Allosaurus fragilis grabs a boombox from the middle and throws it at Epanterias, killing them instantly.
Dinosaur King Allosaurus uses Ninja Attack and kills Ark Allosaurus while dodging X-Allosaurus
JP Allosaurus tries to fight Allosaurus fragilis, but is kicked the ground and killed.
X-Allosaurus looks for someone to fight, but is stabbed by a giant log by WWD Allosaurus
The Isle Allosaurus tries to attack Dinosaur King Allosaurus, but is thrown across the arena by Cyclone.
Dinosaur King Allosaurus turns to find his next opponent, but Big Al comes and drags him to the ground, killing him.
Big Al charges at JP Allosaurus Adult, but is killed by Allosaurus fragilis knocking him to the ground and ripping his throat out.
WWD Allosaurus bites JP Allosaurus Adult and does a super cool midair flip for the one time he can not care about physics, killing her.
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Nizal: The final 2.
Herbi: Do we have music for this?
Mimik: Nope. We used it all on the murusama blade Broken Jaw used
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WWD Allosaurus charges at Allosaurus fragilis, who dodges and slashes his head. WWD Allosaurus retaliates with a tail slap and then bites the throat of his opponent. Allosaurus fragilis falls to the ground, but rolls over so he’s on top of WWD Allosaurus and then starts slashing his throat with his claws and feet.
WWD Allosaurus lets go and roars as Allosaurus fragilis bites the throat of WWD Allosaurus, and drags him on the ground and sticks him in a refrigerator.
Allosaurus fragilis sits down.
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Nizal: That was a finale I did NOT expect
Herbi: We’ll folks, the first person to suggest a creature for the next battle either on here or Dinopedia will have that creature be in the next battle royal!
Mimik: And I might be replaced with DankTorvo!
NEXT CREATURE IS STEGOSAURUS DO NOT SUGGEST
(Edited by Ankysareawesome)
Starting today's battle, we have Postosuchus:
A familiar roar sounds the air:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxLVhEyST0s
It's Big Al the Allosaurus from Walking with Dinosaurs: The Ballad of Big Al, reincarnated to battle:
(The stadium transforms into a salt plain):
Postosuchus bites on Big Al's back, as the Allosaur roars in pain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmLp9DOocns
As soon as Big Al yeets the Postosuchus off, a Space-Time Distortion appears:
As soon as the Distortion appears, a bunch of Eevees appear:
The Postosuchus roars at the Evolution Pokemons:
The Eevees, soon start to tackle the Postosuchus down, immediately suffocating the Postosuchus
Big Al thanks the Eevees for letting him live
Big Al advances to the 16th-finals!:
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Yea the color is pretty bland
I took some inspiration from Big Al from WWD and this paleoart (dunno who made it)
![Heavy is Dead but it's vocoded to Battle of the Salt Plains (from The Ballad of Big Al) [REQUESTED]](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/549a81fb-5fbc-41d0-970d-261d46769131/scale-to-width/755)
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It's Postosuchus's day off and he is watching Walking With Dinosaurs
Narrator: "His life has run full circle, in his time he traveled the globe, but death finds him here, the very same place where he first mated some 40 years ago,*sad music intensifies*."
Postman Postosuchus: No, not Ornithocheirus! *starts crying*
Big Al: Its all in the past, forget about it. Its not like we conveniently happen to have a time van to travel back in time
Postman Postosuchus: Oh yah we have a time van!
Big Al: Why do we have it?
Postman Postosuchus: So the movie can happen. Now fukuiraptoring shut up and get in the van
The Title appears
Postman Postosuchus: The Air Delivery
The time van teleport them to the middle of the ocean
Postman Postosuchus: Where are we?
Big Al: We're in the Jurassic seas
Liopleurodon: And soon in my belly!
Big Al: Ahhhhh!!!
Postman Postosuchus: *Casually throws a bomb*
Big Al: First the time van now bombs, where are you even getting these stuff?
Postman Postosuchus: The prop makers
Mysterious voice: Hello their
Postman Postosuchus: That scared me, who is talking in our radio?
Mysterious voice: I'll tell you that later, I teleported both of you here so you can do my tasks
Big Al: I don't know Postosuchus, he seems kinda sus
Mysterious voice: If you want to rescue the Ornithocheirus(or go back home) listen to me, kill the annoying Baby shark Hybodus
Baby Shark Hybodus: Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo
Postman Postosuchus: My ears! *throws a bomb at the abomination and kills it*
Mysterious voice: Now I don't have to listen to that stupid song again, onto my other task
The time van teleports them to the Walking With Beasts shooting
Mysterious voice: I'm hungry, go get me some delicious mammals
Big Al: There's some Mammals in the watering hole, lets go get them
The mammals are teleported to the mysterious voice's kitchen
Mysterious voice: I'm satisfied, I'll teleport you now
The time van teleports them to before the Ornithocheirus dies
Postman Postosuchus: So where do you think that Ornithocheirus could be?
Big Al: I don't know but I see a McDonald's
Postman Postosuchus: Lets order some food, I'm very hungry
Both of them go to McDonald's, order their food and eat it
Ornithocheirus walks in
Ornithocheirus: Could I get a Happy Meal?
Big Al: Their he is!
Postman Postosuchus: Lets go warn hi- oh, he already left
Big Al: Lets hurry than before he dies
The travel for two days on the van and finally reach the mating grounds
Postman Postosuchus: Now where could he be?
Big Al: There he is! He's dying, lets go quick
Ornithocheirus: I'm dying, huh? Who are you two?
Postman Postosuchus: We're here to rescue you
Ornithocheirus: Thanks their, I would have died if it weren't for you two, who are you two exactly?
Big Al: I'm Big Al and that's Postman Postosuchus
Mysterious voice: And I was the obvious main villain of the movie
Postman Postosuchus: WHAT!?
Mysterious voice takes off his cloak and he is revealed to be Saurosuchus. Standing next to him is a hooded Sauropod
Postman Postosuchus: YOU!? How did YOU travel back in time!
Saurosuchus: Plot convenience
Ornithocheirus: Who are these fools?
Big Al: Don't worry, I will take care of this
Saurosuchus: Kill the spare
Hooded Sauropod takes out his lightsaber and stabs Big Al
Postman Postosuchus: NOOOO! BIG AL!
Postman Postosuchus: You will pay for this!
I'm too lazy to come up with something so they fought and Postman Postosuchus won and escapes on the Time van with Ornithocheirus a Al's lifeless body
All the Postmen are sad and are crying except Yamanasaurus
*Few hours later
Coelophysis(owner): I see your sad Postosuchus, I've never seen you sad
Postman Postosuchus: Al died, why wouldn't I be sad
Coelophysis: He lived a good life, and hey, we got a new postman
Postman Postosuchus: Your right, I must avenge him.
*Meanwhile*
Random minion: Lord Saurosuchus, we may have found the location of the Drippicus
Saurosuchus: Good
To be continued in...
Postman Postosuchus: The Mail to AntarcticaCredits roll:
Written by: Nizaluddin
Directed by: Nizaluddin
Produced by: Nizaluddin
Images by: @Savage Almond
The Character of Postman Postosuchus was made by: Lawpingflims
(Edited by Interstellar Voyager)
It's Postosuchus's day off and he is watching Walking With Dinosaurs
Narrator: "His life has run full circle, in his time he traveled the globe, but death finds him here, the very same place where he first mated some 40 years ago,*sad music intensifies*."
Postman Postosuchus: No, not Ornithocheirus! *starts crying*
Big Al: Its all in the past, forget about it. Its not like we conveniently happen to have a time van to travel back in time
Postman Postosuchus: Oh yah we have a time van!
Big Al: Why do we have it?
Postman Postosuchus: So the movie can happen. Now fukuiraptoring shut up and get in the van
The title appears
Postman Postosuchus: The Air DeliveryComing to Dinopedia in the first week of October
(Edited by Interstellar Voyager)
Allosaurus had a Bite Force of 2000 Psi while
Spino has a Bite Force of 6,000 Psi,Spino was 53 feet long and 11 Tons while Big All was 23 Feet Long and 1 Ton,This dude is smoking Crack,Pot,Heroin and meth if he thinks Big All and Spino were the same size,probably some allosaurus fanboy.Big all was so small and inexperienced that a Ceratosaurus or Marshosaurus would clap him.This tiktok is Garbage
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR8RYEjA/
None of these battles make sense,Big All loses them all
Austroraptor has never seen such Bullsh*t before
39 Votes in Poll
Big Al (Jimmadensi)
Broken Jaw (Europeus)
23 Votes in Poll
The son: Big Al
The father: Bigger Al
The grandpa: BIGGEST AL
Made this just for fun so dont take it too seriously
Again this is something i wanted to do for the sake of doing it and again it is not meant to be accurate but hey i just wanted to share this so yeah lets begin
It was peaceful in the mesozoic landscape pterosaurs were flying compys were chirping and then
A ornitholetes comes out of the forest and starts running as something bigger is chasing it
The ornitholestes nears a clearing but before it could get there something snatched it up and it felt it was in the jaws of a predator that was massive compared to an ornitholestes
It was a allosaurus named "big al" he is a male who has reached full maturity and has grey coloring with black stripes a cream colored underbelly and two red crests on top of his head signalling that he has grown to full maturity
Al thrashes the ornitholestes around and eventually kills it and puts it on the ground to eat it
While he's eating he sees a stegosaurus pair together and al knew that it had to be the mating season so after al finished eating the carcass he then went away to find a mate
He searched but no luck he went to a lake but a stegosaurus was there and he didn't want to deal with this one cause he could tell it was bigger than the others
He then finds footprints and he sniffs them
They are definitely female allosaurus footprints
Al then walked around for a few more minutes and then he stopped and was roaring
But this was no regular roar this was a mating call
Al then hears something else
There was a response
Al bolted to the location of the sound he was filled with joy considering he could finally stop being alone
He got to a clearing where there was no stegosaurus or diplodocus but there was one dinosaur there
Al saw it he saw the female
The females differ from the males cause unlike them the only way to tell if they have grown into full maturity is either if their crests are big enough or if they themselves are large enough
The female named "alison" is very cautious but slowly makes her way towards al
Al does the same but before he could get to alison something else caught his attention
There was rustling in the trees and out of the trees approaches another male
This one may not have red crests but al knew this male meant business
The second male named "punch" roars at al and challenges him to a fight whoever wins gets to have alison as their mate
Al is very wary of this cause he's never fought another allosaurus that was the same size as him
But al had no choice but to fight punch since he may not find another female after his last attempt that could have killed him
Al and punch circled each other while alison watched
Punch charged at al and al charged as well but then al stops and right before punch could bite him al turns his body and wacks punch with his tail and pushes him away
Al then ran to punch and headbutted him and suddenly punch used his arms and he wrapped his hands around al's face and slammed al to the ground
But al wasn't giving up so easily
Just as punch was going to attempt to break al's neck to insure that he wont come back al kicks punch away and gets up again to face against punch
Punch was now on the floor but he got up as well
Punch charged al but al didn't move and punch thought al was stupid but al had a trick up his scaly sleeve
Just as punch was about to deliver a bite to al's left arm al moves to the right and uses his right claw to slash punch's face and he headbutted punch away toppling him over
Al then went over to punch and bit on punch's neck drawing blood
Al had let go of punch who was barely alive
Al roars fiercely at punch and punch runs away empty handed
Alison walks over to al and nudges him and congratulates him for his win
THE END
The reason i did this is because al never had a mate so i did him a favor and gave him one also in this universe al's ribs weren't broken by the bigger female he fought in the ballad of big al but he still got into a fight with her
(Edited by DragonSaber73)