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We know humans evolved from Australopithecus, but according to modern taxonomy, life is classified based on its evolutionary relationships, and humans are more closely related to certain Australopithecus species than others, so how come humans aren’t Australopithecus themselves?
Back in the Devonian period I kicked this random rock, now the whole timeline is messed up and carnivorous proboscideans will wipe out the megafauna
Karakiller = Terror Bird
(Gastornis, Utahraptor considered)
South American Rattleback = Doedicurus
(Protoceratops, Polacanthus considered)
Babookari = Australopithecus
(Mesopithecus considered)
Deathgleaner = Pteranodon
(Rhamphorynchus, Ornithocheirus, Anurognathus considered)
Spink = Diictodon
North American Rattleback = Scutosaurus
(Protoceratops, Doedicurus, Polacanthus considered)
What are your thought? Which animals would have been better comparisons?
File classification: Expedition Disaster
Time period when it happened: Miocene Epoch
Species Involved: Deinotherium and early hominids
Description: This trip was a disaster. First off the team ended up running straight into a herd of male deinotherium in musth. Luckily they got away before getting trampled to death. Then they ended up getting pelted with rocks by early hominids. But everyone ended up with broken bones from the rocks.
This is the in story reason dinopedia prehistoric park won't have a true second season for a while. With no team to get animals the story would not be right.
If you've seen a fossil or skeleton of a prehistoric animal at a museum, exhibition, etc on this list, mark the name off and see if you can get 5 in a row
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL GUESTS AND RANGERS CURRENTLY INSIDE THE MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK. RECENTLY, WE HAVE RECEIVED WARNING ABOUT A LARGE UNIDENTIFIED BIPEDAL PRIMATE, SEEMINGLY AN APE OF SOME SORT, ROAMING AROUND THE WASHINGTON STATE. DUE TO IT'S BROWN FUR AND LARGE FOOTPRINTS, MATCHING UP TO THE DESCRIPTION OF BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS, IT HAS BEEN GIVEN THE NICKNAME; "BIGFOOT."
IT IS HIGHLY AGGRESIVE AND SEEMS TO ALMOST ALWAYS ATTACK HUMANS UPON BEING VIEWED. WE REQUEST ALL RANGERS AND STAFF OF MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK EVACUATE THE PARK IMMEDIATELY.
FOR SAFTEY REASONS, HERE IS A GUIDE TO KNOWING WHEN YOUR INSIDE BIGFOOT TERRITORY, WHAT TO DO IF YOU ENTER IT, AND WHAT TO DO IF IT SPOTS YOU:
TERRITORY SIGNS
A LACK OF LIVING WILDLIFE, AS BIGFOOT IS CARNIVOROUS
BROKEN TREES
FOUL ODORS
WHAT TO DO IF YOU ENTER IT:
COVER YOUR SMELL IF YOU CAN
WALK OUT FROM WHERE YOU CAME FROM SLOWLY
IF YOU HEAR MOVMENT STAND SILL AND LOOK DOWN SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
WHAT DO IF YOU SEE IT:
OUR ONLY INSTRUCTION IF YOU VIEW IT IS TO RUN TO THE CLOSEST, MOST SOLID UNLOCKED STRUCTURE NEAR YOU AND HIDE.
THAT IS ALL
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ERROR
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Transcript 3968, Reads as follows:
Hello, this is agent RF of the Central Intelligence Agency. Upon the sightings of "Bigfoot" we sent out a Special Ops crew to deal with the threat. Whilst they were unable to kill "Bigfoot", they still managed to get a DNA sample of the beast. It strangely contained unidentified Australopithecine DNA Aswell as well as unidentified Pongine DNA along with Chimpanzee DNA. RP staff were questioned, but they denied that they made it. P.P's owner, Jacob, was questioned about it and shockingly admitted he and the unidentified individual known as "Heart" made it. In his words, he said that he and heart made it in their college years to prove that they could actually create something. Whilst we can charge Jacob for illegal genetic experimentation, we will lay off the charges for now.
Sincerely, Agent RF.
“Australopithecus”
A dodo, according to all the points stated above
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And here's your daily dose of Terrifying Dinosaurs:
Troodon convices jack horner to make him valid along with nanotyrannus as donkey is fucking a komoodragon as rathian yells at the top of her lungs The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.The test will begin on the word start.On your mark, get ready, start. as a compsognathus shoves a pipe bomb up dreams ass during dream's livestream/Dream stans start crying over Dream's death but Archelon grabs a pipe bomb from Compsognathus and shoves it up all the Dream stans' assholes before blowing them all up finally causing the Dream stans to go extinct./Compsognathus cheers in victory/Espinas kills Rathian, meanwhile, Heavy from TF2, along with Virgil from Devil May Cry 5 kill anybody not participating in NNN/The dracorex and the stygimoloch appear ready to fight Jack Horner/Ratholos kills Espinas and burns down the zootopia land/Zangoose curls up into a ball and cries himself to sleep
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Lesothosaurus fails at Wii Play's Billards
Opabinia eats the rip-offed Chikorita after Archaeopteryx ate it
Galarian Articuno mind-fucks Protoceratops to the point of oblivion
Noivern holds a family of Australopithecus hostage
Charles Martinet torments a Protoceratops
Dracorex yeets Totodile to the sea
Barapasaurus crushes a Raticate
Carnotaur’s Meme is probably one of the more famous retweets of all time. The situation was too big to be ignored. Rather than back down, Carnotaur stayed online, employing the same techniques used by Encyclopedia Dramatica to see just how much damage he could do. As a result of his actions, the meme “who kicked the bucket?” became an international joke, and was, until 2016, one of the most shared memes on the web. In 2014, it was even briefly #1 on the Twitter trend list.
An Unfortunate Foul
As can be imagined, most of the cats’ injuries were almost immediately fatal. That was not the case for a cat named Punk, however. Punk, for the most part, managed to avoid Carnotaur’s attack.
As a result of the attack, Punk suffered only a few injuries:
He had a broken tail bone
A couple of punctured lungs
A few missing teeth
And a damaged ear.
All of the injuries were relatively minor, and Punk, remarkably, was able to fully recover. A year later, he was featured in an episode of the Australian television show Utopia.
In 1999, the Canterbury Tale, a fantasy novel published by Random House, named its main character Punk. It is alleged that the character was modeled after Punk.
Part 1: The Olive Branch
Through Pioneer 10 and Voyager 1
We've launched our knowledge to other suns
Aspiring and reaching for the highest of beings
We've lost our search for the world's basic needs
The Aliens - inside our machines!
The Aliens - inside our dreams!
The Aliens . . .
The Aliens, The Aliens are here!
Through fiction and lies we gaze at the skies
For flying saucers and men with three eyes
Creating those monsters we seek to destroy
Like children at play smashing their toys!
The Aliens - controlling our spheres!
The Aliens - so far yet so near!
The Aliens . . .
The Aliens, The Aliens are here!
All myths of men and gods will apply
when sanity and reason begin to die
the dragons you've denied and wish to slay
may rise to conquer us all someday!
The aliens - the message is clear!
The aliens - the aliens are here.
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