Asfaltovenator

https://youtu.be/wZkN00vynhE

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This is so sad 😭

Horni boi don’t want Dicraeosaurus,Cumnoria,Vagaceratops and Asfaltovenator no more

Yes he is Bis3xual

Dinosaurs are often considered Titans,but Gigantism isn’t a thing,until now,this is South America,175 Million Years ago,home to the first ginormous creatures,they are animals that all see as might,and their lives are always at risk,in the Hellish Paradise

An Asfaltovenator roars into the air

We see a harem of these giants move along

Bachytracelopan,at 11 Meters and nearly 6 Tons.Their the most common herbivore here.

We then cut to a herd of Patagosaurus

These are the largest herbivores here,as long as 3 Great White Sharks and weighed 12 Tons

We then see some smoll bois eating the insects around the big bois

Heterodontosaurs like this Manidens are on their final stretch.They’re mostly herbivorous but insects are also a major part of their diet.

Then something jumps out as the Manidens screams,the screen cuts to black as the Manidens’s corpse falls.We then see its killer

Condorraptor was a 5 Metere Predator

Then we see a predator roar as the Condorraptor grabs its kill and escapes.

We see an Asfaltovenator fighting a Stegosaur

That moment when you nearly break you leg.

This tiering battle happens for a while but eventually the Asfaltovenator bites it neck and kills it.2 other relative,probably siblings,start eating the Stegosaur

Then these guys show up like 4 Hours later…

Allkauren is a Pterosaur,but it’s not built for bugs like Dimorphodon but instead,fishing and scavenging.

Later on we see an epic mob attack on a Bachytracelopan.

In this desert land,the sun is the deadliest killer,this young Bachytracelopan is almost dazed and can’t defend itself.

After a few bites from the mob of Condorraptor the young Bachytracelopan falls to heat stroke and the mob eats.

Their fattening up for the dry season.The deadliest season of this desert.

Later a Manidens herd starts hunting for insects as plants start getting scarce.A pair of Asfaltovenator sees them but ignores them,their on the hunt for Patagosaurus.They spot a herd of Patagosaurus and start running,just like this.

https://youtu.be/r1yv7Pi78Og

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After the Adolescent Patagosaurus it dazed from the heat he falls,the larger male finishes off the young sauropod with a bite to the nec.Later on they eat.

This meat is enough for many days.

5 Months Later….

The sauropods move on,however the other animals stay,but there is bad timing.The Mother Asfaltovenator has kids now so she has to stay.Her mate leaves and she has to stay.

Her kids are to young to follow the herd.

Normally the Condorraptor can stay while the Asfaltovenator go,but the mom stays.

Then we see the babies hunt an Allkaruen.

These kids are already hunters.

Later on the mom has to hunt and leave her kids.

Menawhile a Condorraptor is chasing a Manidens when he sees the kids.He faces and snarls at them.

He has to kill them and get rid of competition.

He jumps and attacks them,he grabs one and shakes it,killing the kiddo,he slashed another one with a slam and kills it too,one more gets killed and is about to kill the las two when the Asfaltovenator roars and chases him off.

Fastforward 1 Year…

Finally their old enough to hunt,but mom needs to find food.She attacks a Stegosaur,and she has an epic battle,but in the end,her sore leg from her first fight against a Stegosaur,yeah she was the one in the beginning.She has to escape,her kids must be hungry but stuff gets worst.

Its the mother’s last day.

A Condorraptor scents her as she falls,she tries to attack but it’s useless,she gets mobbed and dies.

Thankfully her kids are able to survive on their own.

A sad music plays as the kids mourn their mom.

2 Years later cause yee….

One of the Asfaltovenator,the male,has kids of his own,and he passes his genes

This is the rise of the major dinosaurs,and now the Dinosaurs grow even stronger

A herd of Shunosaurus appears

These 10 Meter Chinese dinosaurs are on a migration,but predators are never far

These Yangchuanosaurus are the apexes.

He chows on an Omeisaurus

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A little teaser for my upcoming tournament

Also there are 32 contenstants and here's the roster:

Erectopus

Xuanhanosaurus

Asfaltovenator

Yangchuanosaurus

Metriacanthosaurus

Shidaisaurus

Siamotyrannus

Sinraptor

Allosaurus

Saurophaganax

Datanglong

Lusovenator

Siamraptor

Veterupristisaurus

Chilantaisaurus

Neovenator

Siats

Acrocanthosaurus

Altispinax

Concavenator

Eocarcharia

Kelmayisaurus

Lajasvenator

Sauroniops

Shaochilong

Taurovenator

Carcharodontosaurus

Giganotosaurus

Mapusaurus

Tyrannotitan

"Let them fight."

- Serizawa

Starting off we have the tiny Lusovenator getting swallowed by the mighty Siats

Then we cut to the Florida everglades where detective Sinraptor investigates the untimely murder of Tianyuraptor. Unbeknownst to him, the perpetrator(Siamotyrannus) was about to ambush him.

My least favourite carnosaur, Xuanhanosaurus, yeeted Eocarcharia to Proxima Centuari B for no reason at all

The mighty Siats strikes again! This time his victim is an unfortunate Chilantaisaurus.

Giganotosaurus with a glock committed Alt F4 on Concavenator

Giganotosaurus with a glock committed eat taco vertically on Shidaisaurus

Carcharodontosaurus obliterated the not-so-mighty-anymore Siats

Altispinax was the literal embodiment of Alt F4(It's even in his name), so Siamraptor thought he was too dangerous to be left alive

The famous Allosaurus dies on his debut when he was stabbed 69 times by Mapusaurus

Xuanhanosaurus was killed by Erectopus' telekinetic powers

Mapusaurus pulled an Uno Reverse Card on Giganotosaurus with a glock, so the latter unintentionally shot himself

Yangchuanosaurus yeeted Shaochilong towards the Sun because she was a yandere

Tyrannotitan transformed into a colossal titan but Kelmayisaurus cut his snape and then decapitated the Titan-Shifter(Tyrannotitan)

Saurophaganax kicked Taurovenator's lower jaw so hard that the latter's head simply flew into the air

Yangchuanosaurus grabbed a sword, ran straight at Siamraptor like Naruto, and decapitated the Carcharodontosaur

Mapusaurus ambushes Acrocanthosaurus, but the latter dodges the attack and snaps the Carcharodontosaurine's neck

Metriacanthosaurus tried mauling Sauroniops, but the carcharodontosaur was too powerful

Lajasvenator complained about being small but Siamotyrannus didn't give a **** about it

Saurophaganax b****-slapped Datanglong to the 4th dimension

Erectopus was too dangerous to be left alive, so Carcharodontosaurus ate it

Saurophaganax teleported Veterupristisaurus into his Minecraft world, and committed Alt F4 on his creation

Yangchuanosaurus thought the meaning of Kelmayisaurus was "Kill me" so the metriacanthosaurid delivered

Saurophaganax snapped the neck of Carcharodontosaurus

Neovenator complained about having a humungous size difference between him and his relative Siats but Siamotyrannus didn't give a poop

Asfaltovenator complained about being classified as a Megalosauroid, not an allosauroid, but Siamotyrannus didn't give a poop about it

Then, the most epic battle in spinwheel battle post history happened...

Yangchuanosaurus picks up a lightsaber and so does Saurophaganax, and they walk in circle, eyeing each other, and this music played(0:10 - 0:39)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsoA5FKh7PA

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Yangchuanosaurus struck first, slashing the lightsaber at Saurophaganax. But the allosaur replied with a grin "Tis' but a scratch!"

Saurophaganax started striking back, and the two theropods banged each other's lightsabers until... Yangchuanosaurus punched Saurophaganax onto the ground he walked towards the allosaur as this played(Ignore jet jaguars voice)(https://youtu.be/4BbIKMI3G3Y?t=76)

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(Ends at 1:27)

He holds his lightsaber at Saurophaganax' neck.

Saurophaganax: Please... I beg for mercy

Yangchuanosaurus: There will not be, any mercy*Stabs saurophaganax*

After that there were 4. And now, Yangchuanosaurus nukes Acrocanthosaurus to make it 3.

Siamotyrannus had to stop Yangchuanosaurus since the latter was a menace to society. Unfortunately, things didn't end too well for the former-tyrannosaur, because Sauroniops intervened.

Then, the final battle happened. Sauroniops shook the earth, and the Volcanos erupted, and around them was fire, lava, and rock. Nothing else but the remaining 2. Yangchuanosaurus smiled.

He threw his lightsaber and Sauroniops, stabbing him in the stomach, but that didn't kill him. However, he was too weak to fight back, and Yangchuanosaurus delivered the final bite.

Not even a god-like being would prove to be a good match against the brutal Yangchuanosaurus.

So the winner is... YANGCHUANOSAURUS!!!!

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(By PaleoGuy)