Arthropleura

Dr Z(omboss)

Entering the science center in St. Louis.

Pteranodon model

Tyrannosaurus animatronic, since it was made in 1991, it’s pretty dated, and the museum has a list of the inaccuracies

Genuine Triceratops skull

So I accidentally stepped into a time warp and was transported back to the Carboniferous

He he he, I fooled you it was just a diorama

Actual fossils from Sue

Another real Triceratops skull

1:1 replica of Sue

Replica of a Triceratops skeleton

Brush your teeth kids, you don’t want to end up like Sue

Model of Sue in life

Edmontosaurus

Ankylosaurus

Alright guys, we're here. Here was the signup and how we're doing the adventure. If you don't know, this is like the Dinopedia Hunger Games but for a Prehistoric Dominion rescue mission.

There are 8 Acts, and because I didn't want this post to be so long, I saved 4 for later.

It took me a while to do this (335 million years to be exact), so enjoy, please!

ACT 1

Nigel + Crew Members: *dash out of portal and immediately slip on wet dead conifers.*

Nigel Marven: Crikey! How's that for a start?

Pholidogaster (@Fire Campaign) : *sunning itself on bank dashes away immediately* What was that strange creature?

Nigel: *talking to camera/audience* We're here in the swampy forests of Carboniferous Scotland, about 335 million years ago. There's plenty of strange creatures here, and hopefully we'll catch a few. Whatever happens though, this is sure to be a cracking adventure!

Nigel: *spots a tail sticking out from under a piece of wood* Look here, mates! *grabs a different Pholidogaster by the tail*.

Nigel: This here is a beauty! It's some sort of primitive tetrapod. Looks like a lizard. I'm gonna leave it for now. *sets the creature on the ground*

Pholidogaster (@Fire Campaign): *watches from safety* Primitive? The nerve…

Crew #1: It looks scary!

Nigel: Let's head inland, guys!

Nigel + Crew #3: *head inland into forest*

ACT 2

Nigel: Our main objective for this trip is a type of amphibian called Proterogyrinus. It's a really croc-like amphibian, so it's probably around the river. However, we're coming inland to search for more some other creatures.

Crew #3: AHHHH!!

Nigel: *whips around* I don't believe it!

Pulmonoscorpius (@EpicThoradolosaur7782): *stalks toward Crew #3* What's this?

Crew #3: KILL IT!! 😭

Nigel: Step aside, mate! *jumps between Crew #3 and Pulmonoscorpius (EpicThoradolosaur7782)* This must be a Pulmonoscorpius.

Pulmonoscorpius (@EpicThoradolosaur7782): *dashes forward*

Nigel: It's eyesight isn't too good, so it uses its excellent smell to hunt. Plus, it can sense tiny vibration using sensors in its legs. *dodges scorpion* Our chances could be worse.

Crew #3: That bug is way to big! How could it get worse?!

Arthropleura (Gecko): *rears up from beneath the mosses and ferns* Shut up, guys!

Pulmonoscorpius (@EpicThoradolosaur7782): Yikes! *scuttles away*

Crew #3: *faints*

Nigel: Crikey! I don't believe it! *backs away from giant millipede (Gecko)*

Different Arthropleura: *crawls out of foliage* Who are these losers? Doesn’t matter. Bye, Nizaliddin! *runs away*

ACT 3

Arthropleura (Gecko): *approaches Nigel* Hey there!

Nigel: The trick for dealing with this monster is to stay quick on your feet. Don't make any sudden movement, and don't run. I don't fancy my chances of outrunning this thing in this forest…

Arthropleura (Gecko): *hisses* “Monster”? *lunges*

Nigel: *dodges* Like the scorpion, their eyesight isn't too good, but their antennae are great for feeling things. They probably just eat fungi and plants, but that doesn't stop them from defending their territory.

Arthropleura (Gecko): This guy is smart I must say.

Nigel: Modern millipedes can secrete acid from their bodies, so I don't want to be any closer.

Arthropleura (Gecko): What does he mean by “modern”? Eh, I'm hungry. *goes away*

Nigel: Crikey! A prehistoric encounter with a giant Arthropleura! I don't believe it.

ACT 4

Different Arthropleura: *nears river* Eh, I'm thirsty, I think.

Crassigyrinus (@Ankysareawesome): *creeps close to Arthropleura*

Different Arthropleura: What was that?! *backs up*

Crassigyrinus (@Ankysareawesome): *moves closer*

Different Arthropleura: Ahhhhh!

Crassigyrinus (@Ankysareawesome): *dashes away suddenly* Let's go attack some 2-legged animals.

River Monster (@Nizaluddin): *bursts up and kills Different Arthropleura*

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Idea: @PowerLord23

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Which movie was your favorite? What ideas do you have for future posters?

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Which silly poster was your favorite? What ideas do you have for future posters?

So hey folks! Here we got some new movie posters, some of which were suggested by you guys in the post here. You can still leave suggestions there or here.

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What was your favorite film poster? I have a few very epic posters for next time, so get ready! Don't forget to leave ideas!

“Pixar Movie poster for the film “Carboniferous” featuring a massive millipede in a jungle” by Freepik.

The millipede is Arthropleura, btw. And yes, I am aware of the misspelling.

Would you watch that movie?