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Because I'm lazy. *obligatory sex joke* Reminder that some images may need to be clicked on.
The Gaymes have once more begun, and just in time to see the leaders of the Eastern Axis agree to a fair duel with the leaders of the Western Mutineers. It's Showa Gigan, Showa Megalon, Half-Century War Godzilla, and Showa MechaGodzilla versus Neo-Legendary, Zilla '98, Ready Player One Mechagodzilla, and Kong.
1/2CWGoji: Alright, Mutineer, prepare to taste Japanese justice. If you think about cheating and so much as try to, your head will be mine.
Neo-Legend: What makes you so sure? You do realize the last time Japan was part of a group called Axis, they lost?
1/2CWGoji: And that led to Godzilla's creation. We are not so different, you and I.
Neo-Legend: We are, because I'm American, and I got in Fortnite.
Showa Gigan: THAT GAME IS FOR FIVE-YEAR OLDS!
Kong: Shut the fuck up, before I turn you into STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN!
The Mutineers chuckle awkwardly. Some laugh, most are just uneasy, because if there's anything more dead than Invincible humor, it's the braincells of a Minecraft Movie fanboy. *insert obligatory Persona is superior joke*
Megalon: You know what's better?
Kong: What?
Megalon: *inhale* I AM MEGALOOOOON GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
The Eastern Axis and Western Mutineers alike cheer at the war cry of the bipedal beetle, because that's peak humor.
Neo-Legend: Enough! Let's settle this like men!
1/2CWGoji: What kind of man? A gentleman or an American man!
Neo-Legend: You did not just-
The four Axis commanders charge, and the four Mutineer commanders have to answer or else they lose this war.
Alphastar: Please good sir, I promise I'll repay you!
Demon Quetz: Nah lmao
*gunshot*
Bagan: Finally! If only there was as much order in my head as there is blood on the floor.
Globster 1: This is an ugly picture.
Globster 2: Dude, that's the leader of Matsune Hiku's space hobo cult!
Globster 3: Neru and Teto are better smh.
Globster 4: I DO NOT ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH THIS MAN!
Avalancher: Stick 'em up and give me your money!
Desig. V: What the fuck!?
Chirostenotes: I got'chu babe.
*gunshot*
Chirostenotes: You owe me three dollars.
Desig. V: Dude, what the hell is a dollar?
Aval's ghost: I can't believe this!
Alph's ghost: L bozo, got killed by some chick's boyfriend!
Aval's ghost: My brother, you have ZERO charisma.
Alph's ghost: Which is somehow more than yours!
Desig. V: Good riddance, filthy abomination.
Whatever remains of the prototype begins spasming and reforming.
Desig. V: OH FUCK NO, I'm outta here!
Forget ScaryLookinHobo, we have FreakyLookinPeashooter over here L I C K I N G pterosaurs up.
The dead this round are:
The shoebill
Lobo
Ocean's Wrath
Albertosaurus
Alphastar (died first)
Avalancher (died dumber)
Kobeni
The mascot of Dinopedia who gets abused constantly solely because Duck likes it that way
Orca
CYN Gojira Prototype (imperfect lifeform. At least I have data)
Awesome Zygo (blud got killed by a minor)
Chocolate I
Bagan (rest in peace my guy)
Spinostooges
Robert
Leo
Basilosaurus
Alien Platic
M.X.E.S.
Peashooter
Before they can actually begin fighting, a shotgun is fired and destroys RP1Mecha, to everyone's surprise. All the lesser soldiers have given up on the war and already left to go be productive, but among those who left were Zilla '98, Gigan, and Megalon, leaving the other four to face...Bagan. Just Bagan. With a smoking shotgun and a pipe for smoking who-knows-what.
Bagan: What the hell are ye doin' on me property!?
Neo-Legend: Uh...
1/2CWGoji: Um...
Kong: We were going to peacefully settle a minor dispute.
Bagan: Shut yer piehole, furbag! Sure didn't SOUND peaceful!
Showa M-G: Why do you sound like an old cowboy?
Bagan: I dun' know, tin can! But yer on me property and must die!
Neo-Legend: Well, this sure sucks.
1/2CW: It'd be lame if we ended it without a victory, so let's work together and convince this guy to-
Kong leaps at Bagan and punches the divine beast across the face. The other three facepalm and bumrush Bagan but fail, because he's super strong.
Bagan: I'm bouta Oxygen Destroy YOUR Bagan UTS!
Megalon *from afar*: Hey, it's a callback to a Season 1 episode!
Gigan: It's also a testicle pun.
Megalon: What?
Gigan: Say it fast.
Megalon: Oxygendestroyingthatbaganuts
Gigan: See?
Megalon: Oxygen destroying that bag o' nuts? OH MY GOD-
Gigan: *smirk*
Or so they though...
Desig. V: *groan* Am I dead yet?
Starscream: Unfortunately not.
Koraidon: *slightly spiteful roar*
Starscream: Oh hush, the last time you got to pick an addition, he bit Willow's face and we had to feed him to Predaking.
Desig. V: W H A T?
Willow: Oh boy! Another guest!
Desig. V: I feel like a cretin magnet.
The dead this round are:
Emi
Palette
Rodan
Serial Designation V
Avalancher's Wrath
Rathalos
The stupid fucking minor
Anjanath
1/2CWG: Jeez, Bagan's really goddamn strong!
Bagan: Stop fighting and give up ye cur-dogs!
Kong: BRO REALLY SAID-
Neo-Legend: Where's the garbage can?
Meanwhile...
MechaGodzilla: 'Sup?
Gigan: Yoooooo another homie!
Megalon: Sit down, have a snack, and watch those bozos try to fight.
MechaGodzilla: Lol
Gigan: I hope nothing stupid happens because of lazy writing!
The dead this round are Biggie T and TyrannoGen2, who's death was skipped because it's super late and I wanna go to bed.
@MimikBoogTube @OceanStudios holy freaking shooting range, a new crackship just dropped!
Neo-Legend gets an idea. He charges Kong's axe with atomic breath.
Kong: I smell what you're stepping in!
1/2CWG: Ew...
Neo-Legend: My brother, charge his weapon! It is the only way to stop Bagan!
Bagan: I'ma just sit back and wa-
1/2CWG: Nah, I have another idea.
Using the solar radiation and the other sorts of energy, Half Century manages to go Super.
Neo-Legend: What the fuck-
Super Century: I was hoping I didn't have to reveal this power I've actually always had but didn't get mentioned because Ultraman Man's a bitch and a sloppy writer at night.
Ultraman Man: I'm going to fucking revoke your rights if you say that again.
Kong: PAINIS!
(Take 2)
Super Century: I've always wanted to pummel someone into submission.
Bagan: Oh, you're approaching me?
The divine beast chuckles.
Bagan: Instead of running away, you're coming straight to me?
Super Century: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer!
Gigan: Nah, it's full-blown anime over there.
Megalon: I hate Jojo references!
Mechagodzilla: Eh, as long as the super awesome and amazingly detailed fight doesn't get put in Episode 9.
If I had a nickel...
So, uh, I coded the Gaymes wrong. There was a syntax error. It says Donquixote won, but I'm giving this to Suitmations. Because screw this shit, it reads that Suitmations won in the event.
Winners by kills:
Suitmations, with 6
Chiro, with 3, tied with TyrannoGen2
Mechagodzilla: Hey, where's the fight scene?
TO BE CONTINUED! OH, BASHU-BASHU IS HERE! SAY HELLO, BASHU-BASHU!
Bashu bashu!
Mechagodzilla: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT-
