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Suddenly, the services and Semi-Canon Studios become corrupted and distorted, instead bringing us to a planet with virtually no surface vegetation, vast red salt deposits, labyrinths of cavern passages, and traces of a long-extinct species of eldritch beings. The Forbidden Planet, Harsh Truth. Here, multiple large landmasses appear, depositing the Great Pyramids and Movie Bowser's Castle on the largest salt deposit, the planet Ipa in orbit around Harsh Truth, and Enma Palace inside an extinct volcano's crater (ain't no way I'm spoiling the next pfp updates beyond this).
The first part of this Slumber Gaymes will NOT play normally. Three simulations will be played, but not all of the simulations will be displayed.
Go Atragon!
Master Overlord? The ego police is calling.
What neck?
They all jumped the opp's ass like emos flocking to a Hot Topic during Black Friday sales.
Shockwave: I REQUIRE FROZEN TREATS!
Giganotosaurus: AW HELL NAH
They're like bears.
The Leader slander! :fire: :eggplant: :stoplookingatthisrightnow:
Wise choice. The black-hole-throwing maniac and the main character.
Had to kill Hank before he realized he had unlimited power.
SpaceGodzilla has never been more real.
Something is wrong here.
Fun fact: statistically, out of EVERY run I've practiced with my pfp guys, Darkstalker holds the record for "most times died in the first bloodbath", which is ironic given he's immortal and invincible.
I can't believe this. Springtrap doesn't even want to be there!
Diabolical.
It's time to get funky. Here we genuinely go!
(click for full)
Movie Tails: What the!?
Nicole: What is this!?
Shockwave: A temporal loop. Three timelines are now one. 103 contestants, and only 1 may live.
Movie Tails: A temporal loop? Like the one those Mawfs were after?
Shockwave: Negatory. This time loop does not concern them. Harsh Truth is a planet well-known for being in the center of a black hole cluster. In fact, we are actually traveling backwards in time as the planet rotates.
Nicole: I thought that was impossible!
Shockwave: I would be happy to enlighten you, but I must leave.
Papyrus: Tomatoes are vegetables! They are not sweet and they taste good only in spaghetti!
Kraken: *angry roars of tomatoes-are-fruits-upporter*
Rachel: Tomatoes are mine now >:3
Kurt: I got that Slugma Alpha Sapphire Kanto grizz
Mimic: What if, and hear me out for a second, you ShUt tHe FuCk Up.
POV: You are the submarine who's a pain in the ass to beat in the one game you feature in when some deer wants to take the backpack.
Darkstalker comeback GRAAAAAAH! With how fast base Kyurem runs in Synchro Mode, I wouldn't be surprised if Nicole was ran over by this speedy fuck. Idk how SpaceGoji died though. And giving Omega the 'MURICAN gun was an AWFUL idea.
Yo Meta Knight, wasn't she the one who clobbered your wife with her quality white whale? I am going to stroke out, Drago's Bewilderbeast's profile refuses to load. (click for full)
Eat it, Akechi. Cooner will kill me for this joke, but ZZZ>>>>>>>>Persona 3
Scrapper looks like me whenever I have to go and talk to people irl
G-man 2k really chose the slow blowdart instead of atomic breath. He must really hate Evil Ogerpon.
Nothing to see. Just a dinosaur and a shark maid out fishing.
They never told me that Elezen were such savages! Wait, nope, just remembered that bit in Heavensward with the eyeballs.
The mere thought of Scratch and Grounder meeting King Dedede would destroy the Solar System.
Whomst'd've thought the Master Emerald can overcome the Singular Point?
So, uh, like a dumbass, I misclicked space and skipped the rest of Day 1, so I had to restart without the dead characters. Yeh. My bad.
More Leader slander! :fire: :speakinghead: :fire: :haveinottoldyoutostopreading?:
Springtrap then stole his Kart and went racing.
Pelecachtylus: What the hell are kaiju girls and who do I need to fucking murder? (those who remember the HG:R that Kelbeam made will know)
Sage is committing crimes against anatomy by snapping the neck of something WITH NO NECK!
Bowser: But...why?
Shadow the Hedgehog: It is cruel to leave someone innocent to a horrible fate.
Shinjiro: Maybe because...the real battles to the death were the friends we saved along the way?
Or, did she?
Alisaie: What the...
Alphinaud: What happened?
Starscream: We saved you, idiots. Nice save, Willow.
Willow: No probs >:3
Alphinaud: Portal magic?
Koraidon: *sophisticated lecture in dinosaur*
Starscream, paraphrasing: No. Willow's a ghost, she saved your asses when that dumb-fuck-ass-saurus tried to murder you with the power of the Bible.
Alisaie: Wha-
Starscream: Don't ask.
Shadow the Hedgehog's water.
(might need to click)
Mr. Phobia: Video games and movies are not [big shots]!
Meta Knight: I think we have to kill this guy, guys.
The others: *various mumbles of agreement*
Shockwave: Stabbing a metal being with a tree branch is not logical.
Allognomius: How about the fucking triple-barrel Fusion Cannon, hmm?
Shockwave: *turns to Darkstalker* Tell Soundwave that he gets my wallet.
Darkstalker: Oka-*expression changes to horror as Shockwave's insides are sprayed all over his face*
Kit and Geosternbergia both witnessed a goofy-ahh barfight. During this, Geosternbergia is eaten alive by Dandy, and Kit is knocked unconscious by a strange figure and a frying pan. The fox is dragged out of the bar and into another portal while the bar proceeds to implode, killing everyone inside.
Super Saiyan M.O.G. Super Saiyan.
The dead and disposed of (dead: normal, disposed of/taken from the ring in bold):
Glitzy Bones
The Halberd
The Scorpios
Stegoceratops
Drago's Bewilderbeast (murdered off-screen)
Nicole the Holo-Lynx (abducted off-screen)
Ultraman Man
The Sphinx
Akechi
Ultra Necrozma
Liliensternus
Battra
Indom Gen 2
Monolophosaurus
Akechi
Makoto
Shinjiro
Suprannotitan
FWGoji
Name the Snail
Eggman
Mr. Phobia
Hank
Evil Ogerpon
Zero
Venoct
The Chosen Miku
The Leader
Ghetsis
Alphinaud
Alisaie
Kurt
Rachel
Biollante
Scrapper
Dedede
Soranaki
Luigi
Grace Howard
Palkia
Metoposaurus
Kai-Sei Godzilla
Dark Matter Blade
ITP Spring Bonnie
Springtrap
Indrococeras
Orbot
Gigakylocephalus
Godzilla '54
Ankyloogway
Sans
Shockwave
Shadow
The Atragon
Geosternbergia
Kitsunami the Fennec
Dilo Gen 2
Sage
Spinotasuchus
Tybalt Koopa
Goji2K
Great Escape Golden Freddy
Metal Knuckles
About 40 contestants remain, to be continued in Part Two
