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Important post to read (kind of a lore supplement if you will, this'll just help those who don't know what the Eden Incident was)
LAST TIME, ON SLUMBER GAYME Z!
Good Ogerpon: Stay here. Kieran, come. I have a debt to settle.
No man. Ceratosaurus is a woman. You're trash, Sauron.
Starscream: How will I ever repay you?
Slumbery Gays Event Miku: Stay a virgin.
Starscream: *silent tears* Okay.
Miracle Matter: 57686f2061726520796f75206d6f7274616c73?
Venoct (Shadowside): Oh, hey Miracle Matter.
Willow: We're the characters that stupid bitch *casually points at the Semi-Canon Studios Gaymer (Nagana's Void Ghidorah) sitting and writin-hey! What the hell!?* kept alive to become important next season.
PokeVerse Miku: They'll probably forget about us next episode.
Jork Washincum.
Good Ogerpon: Sister of the Cornerstone, it is time we settle this!
Evil Ogerpon: Sister of the Verdantgrowth, yes indeed!
Both: *in sync* KIERAN!
Kieran(s): Wah!
Both Ogerpons: Keep each other distracted!
Evil (not really lmao) Kieran: Okay. I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!
Good (really?) Kieran: Huh-
Starscream happens to record Megistotherium getting thugged.
Starscream: Hahaha*snort*hahaha! *Spy laugh taunt* This is going into my cringe compilation! Oops, Spinosaurus of the Flight Logs just called, I'ma go answer that.
Miracle Matter and Koraidon grab Starscream and disappear, making Ultraman Man very confused.
Ultraman Man proceeded to ascend to the Semi-Canon Studios office and apply as an assistant writer because he felt Void Ghidorah can't write good enough. Lmao.
END INTERMISSION!
Tsunami: Eden Incident?
Good Ogerpon: The Eden Incident, the one thing that I'd never hoped to see again.
Evil Ogerpon: It doesn't look like the Incident has bega-
Almost immediately after Evil Ogerpon says this, several Ultra Wormholes open up, spitting up Legendaries and Mythicals left and right, as well as Arceus dropping a few in by itself. The weather begins to worsen, and Good Ogerpon looks around.
Good Ogerpon: There! Over there!
She points to a strange rift, distorted, out of which Giratina comes.
Evil Ogerpon: Blast! It had a hand in the Eden Incident!?
Tsunami: *noises of confusion*
Good Ogerpon: Tsunami, stay here and watch Kieran.
Evil Ogerpon: Yeah, stay and watch Kieran as well.
Tsunami: They're both Kierans?
Good Ogerpon: Shut up and stay here, we're gonna go talk to Giratina.
Evil Ogerpon: For once, I'm going to willingly help you. This doesn't mean amends were made, grass face!
Good Ogerpon: Knowing you, brick head, of course.
Tsunami: If you're going to do something, shut up and go!
Ain't no way the Sapphire Slayer gets got by a sliver named Silver. But here we are, with the Sapphire Slayer getting got by Silver.
Blud, Liliensternus is a third your size!
My OC Meta Shadow, a Shadow cloned with Meta Knight DNA, is going good :D
Which is funny, Kirby and Ohio married each other in a test run.
Darth Gracilis the 2nd: For an extraordinarily fragile being, you are quite strong.
Shadow Milk Cookie: For an egotistical dickhead, you can keep your wits about you.
Scratch and Grounder did well IMO, 45% of the work is attributed to them. Godzilla '54 did 54% and Skar King did 1%. STOP DESTROYING THE GODDAMN MCU! Jesus fuckin' Christ, are apes and dinosaurs not allowed to co-exist?
Vo-Da is scared of edgelords with motorcycles.
We do not need Kong. The world does not need him.
The fact that the three pictures actually kind of line up is hilarious.
It wasn't the fact that it was a 12-gauge, it's the fact that it was probably as AI-generated as Drake's pfp.
Little known fact, many cosmic/eldritch horrors are scared of busty women. Alien X's species happens to be one of them.
If you didn't see fat fuck coming, Cosy, you're either not aware or you're that much of a culinary fanatic.
Nice try, Anks, but I can do basic meth addiction too. Oops, did I say meth addiction? I meant math addition. Basic math addition.
Ain't no way this discount Moby Dick chose the innocent dragon over the couple who have murder planned. Balena will eat karma later, I swear.
By technicality, Lizzie is spearfishing. No murder charges will be pressed (not right now, anyways)
I'm surprised Guiron even knew where to aim.
We all know that Neptune would just eat her. At least, that's what would have happened if the Important Later squad hadn't shown up and kidnapped her. Cookienapped? Idfk anymore.
There ain't no way in the unholy fucking frozen Hell that Ingrid did not use the Oxygen Destroyer. All four of her victims would and have survived far worse than a stick of dynamite, hell, even a landmine ain't doin' jack shit to these four.
Eat it, Kirby. Maybe that's what Dedede needed instead of monstahs to clobbah dat der Kirbeh.
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Excuse me, walked? Evolved Godzilla doesn't need to huddle. I'm surprised Lizzy wasn't turned into a melted mee with how close she's getting to him.
Nooooooo Fat Gutton!
Use that giant fuckin' explosive, Ingrid, you know, the one that killed the Ultimate Lifeform and three giant motherfuckers.
Caesar King: No...how did this happen?
Redbrick von Buckminster: Foolish human woman, I am above you. I have spent lifetimes fighting beings larger than me.
Caesar King: With a *cough* weapon?
Red: My bare fucking fists.
Caesar King: Fuck you. *dies*
Starscream: We are not reviving her.
Venoct: Why?
Starscream: The cosmic horrors would smite us.
Venoct: Why?
Starscream: According to The Ethics of the Unknown vs. Waifus, any supporters of waifus or husbandos who are not waifus or husbandos themselves are put on a to-be-absolutely-fucking-murdered list.
Venoct: Oh.
Koraidon: (bold in this situation means it's translated) Aren't you two husbandos, though?
Venoct: Uh...no...
Starscream: Ignore the dinosaur. It's just weird.
Cosy: These are mine now uwu
Skar King: And that's how I destroyed the MCU! What did you do?
Guiron: I smoted a bug with the power of Digital Christ, aka Miku.
Neptune: I'ma read The Hippie Painis of War and see what this is!
The Hippie Painis of War: This one's called Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle!
Neptune: This shit so ass.
The dead are:
Seven Rings of Hell (died as fast as the roleplay)
The Dude (This guy would smite the entire roster if it was an actual battle)
"aLpHa WoLf" (bitch please, if you call yourself that, you have issues.)
The Sapphire Slayer (In his next adventure, he learns how to fill out paperwork explaining to Boog why he lost)
Roxanne (Good run)
JWD Giga
Dodogama (Doodoogama)
Funky Kong (Bro, if this were an actual rister, he'd smite almost everyone, and here he is getting owned by a cookie and an emo)
Namiball
Ashley Graves (Emos. Why did it have to be emos?)
Movie Tails (he's a fox who can fucking fly, how did he die to a tower being knocked over?I)
Mecha Tyranitar (Showa Mechagodzilla wore the role better imo)
Hibberopterus
Fabulous Mothman (Cosy's diabolical)
Spagety
Travis (Another Silly Billy Beetle fatality...)
Kong (The world does not need him)
Gastric-brooding frog (Now extinct! Again! *Spy laugh taunt*)
Barinasuchus
Accurate Indominus
The Red Death
Cryodontosaurus
Movie Shadow (His death was bullshit.)
Hupnath (His death was bullshit.)
Godzilla '54 (His death was bullshit.)
MechaThotSlaya (His death was bullshit.)
Shadow Milk Cookie
Meta Shadow (No, not my OC!)
Steve (Eat it, Jack Black, you were better as Bowser)
Darcy
Ellen (I'll say it again: murder charges will not be pressed, Lizzy was spearfishing.)
The void
Kirby (Powerscalers can go eat a dick. In Tyrant Universe, the powerscaling depends on the writers, not the characters, because the writers are goated)
Natsuceratops
Fat Gutton (If this were a real fight, Fat Gutton would be second to NO ONE.)
Caesar King
Edmontosaurus of Dinopedia (You will only escape the torture if you prove to Duck that you can win)
Trixi
Ohio
Scratch and Grounder (Batman could've gone for, idk, the actual fucking Sith, but nOoOoOo, comedic cartoon robots)
Stegouros
Ballin' Venom (Shieldon, I thought you raised him better smh)
Evbo (Minecraft YouTubers are cringe [except Grian])
Tupanodactylus
Evil Ogerpon: Oy!
Giratina: ?
Good Ogerpon: Devil! Bring us back to our time!
Giratina: I know not who thoust are, but thou art hostile.
As Giratina rears up, preparing to crush them underfoot, a blazing cudgel hit Giratina in the eyes. The demon hisses and retreats.
Evil Ogerpon: What the hell!?
Good Ogerpon: Hmm...is this our Giratina?
Mysterious Hearthflame Ogerpon: Gwahaha! (oh god, I'm cringe) Hello again!
Good Ogerpon: Hearthflame.
Chaotic Ogerpon: Oh, hello sisters!
Tsunami: This family lore is whack.
Kierans: *in sync* Yep.
Evil Ogerpon: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooose me, pRiNcEsS!
U wer not wirdy of da wae.
Way to rub in the fact that mammals survived what non-avian dinosaurs didn't.
Ceratosaurus, I trusted you! You were supposed to fill your mother's shoes and dominate! But I was wrong. You are not your mother.
The dead are:
Liliensternus
Ingrid (Where's your explosive?)
Darth Gracilis the 2nd (Probably gonna sue me and the Semi-Canon Studios even though it's randomized :sob:)
Silver
Alien X (blud actually outlasted most of the waifus, if not all of them)
Redbrick (Got too cocky)
Chadititan (Named after the country, not the meme)
Li'l Carno
Thalassodromeus
Paul
Evolved Godzilla (Stop cuddling with robot girls :smirk:)
Rathalos
Metaposaurus with a power level of over 9000
Fat fuck
Megopteran
Ugandan Knuckles
Ceratosaurus
Cosy
Balena
Evil Ogerpon: Wait, if you're alive...
Good Ogerpon: The rapture has not commence-
The ocean suddenly and violently swells, before retreating.
Chaotic Ogerpon: Kyogre is no more. We must hurry and find Hoopa!
Good Ogerpon: Good idea.
Tsunami: Stop confusing me!
Evil Ogerpon: Stop being so confused!
For a Slumber Gaymes entry, one hasn't been this short since the humble beginnings.
The dead are:
Ganymede and Titan
Red (See? Red! Wait, no, that's blood. You were loud and ugly and now you're dead! Amen. -American Boot)
Megaraptor
Alien Vo-Da
Skar King
Blackbeard (Mimik is so gonna sue the Studios now)
Fish
Neptune
As the Ogerpons and a very confused Tsunami hurry towards Hoopa, they barely dodge the projectile known as Kyurem-tryna-eat-both-Zekrom-and-Reshiram. Shadow Mewtwo briefly notices them but doesn't care, aiming for Mewtwo. The Ogerpons hear the sounds of swords clashing and rush off to help the Swords of Justice fight the Iron Swords. However, before they can interfere, the ground begins to tremble as a large object becomes visible in the sky.
Chaotic Ogerpon: Aw shit!
Evil Ogerpon: I'm only here because of Giratina's bitchass, I forgot what the Eden Incident felt like!
Good Ogerpon: IS THAT A FUCKING PLANET!?
Indeed, the large object turns out to be an early, smaller planet of Tyrantia. THE Tyrantia. Tsunami grabs the Ogerpons and begins flying as if her tail was on fire. Unbeknownst to anyone on board, a fourth and final Ogerpon hops on as well. They arrive in a clearing only to see Primal Dialga rip Hoopa apart.
Tsunami: We're gonna die here, aren't we?
Good Ogerpon: No! Do not give up! There are other ways!
Evil Ogerpon: How would you know?
Chaotic Ogerpon: Well, there's still Necrozma, who can create wormholes...
Kieran: Nice!
Also Kieran: What?
However, the Magnum Opus incident begins to alter, thanks to the meddling of the arrivals. Mew's Surf fails to hit several Pokemon, and Tsunami inadvertently saves Miraidon by grabbing it before it can choke to death on Jirachi. However, this doesn't make Dialga happy, and soon enough, the entire area around them is a hail of giant lasers. Rayquaza's Hurricane blows them away and off-course, almost through the portal Primal Dialga sent his normal counterpart through, but not quite. Suddenly, a large ship appears out of hyperspace.
Tails: Quick! Get in!
Tsunami: DON'T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE!
The panicked SeaWing flies into the Atragon, which quickly warps away. The last thing Tsunami and the Ogerpons see of Eden is it violently slamming into proto-planet Tyrantia.
The dead are:
Uranus
Guiron
Ichthyovenator
The mutant
Hypnotoad
Lizzy
Tylosaurus
The Komodo Brothers
I can't fucking believe this. An AI generated image just dominated an entire roster of carnivores, kaiju, waifus, and even Paul.
Congratulations, @Drake the dino nerd 2 you are the first user to win the Gaymes!
The kill leaderboard:
Hypnotoad with 6
Drake with 5, shared with Lizzy (both are winners of the Gaymes) and Balena
Ingrid with 4 (bitchass' only kills shouldn't be canonically possible), shared with Neptune, Evolved Godzilla, and Guiron
Tsunami: Thanks for the assist, fox. Who are you?
Archie Tails: I'm Tails!
Hank: I'm Hank the hybrid.
N: I am Serial Designation N. No I'm not a femboy.
Tsunami: Why would you assume I thought you were?
Tails: No fighting, please. Flying Tank here will take you to the meeting room.
Flying Tank: *comedic music plays as it crashes through the halls*
Kieran: Are you a Pokemon?
Tails: *irritated* No.
The Ogerpons just now realized that the fourth Ogerpon has joined them. Annoyed, Evil Ogerpon begins talking to the three of them because she had to explain why they were there. Suddenly, the Atragon's cargo bay was breached by a small round pod. Tsunami looks and sees a female humans with absurdly long blue hair, a tattered blue tie, and no WiFi. It's the Chosen Miku, who as we recall, was last seen flying away from the illegal fighting ring after IG2L40 was murdered by Consultant Indoraptor. As the episode ends, there are more questions. Will the Chosen One actually do something and become the main character? Will Ultraman Man learn how to write as good as Void Ghidorah? Will Startscream revive Caesar King (hahaha lol no)? Will the Semi-Canon Studios get sued because of canon issues? Find out next time on Slumber Gayme Z!
2B CONTINUED! (hehe, Gemini, see what I did there? 2B! To be! Get it?)
Yes, Battra, we get it. Haha funny Nier:Automata reference. Eat your yogurt.
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