Simple, they never existed, the "fossils" we find today were placed by the devil to mislead us

Naw, records of the devil weren't dinosaurs to decide us.

Yeah, that's what waifus are for.

Dinosaurs died because they actually did not and they live on the other side of the flat earth.

They went extinct by their farts

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!

They were hunted to extinction by Colonel Sanders and Popeye's Chicken.

HOW HAS NO ONE MADE THAT JOKE YET

They stepped on legos

^^^^i had recently watched Batman and Robin from the 90s and Mr Freeze made that exact same joke lmao

They had too much taco bell