(I did say there'd be a new episode this year, consider this my actual Christmas present to you)
Last Episode:
https://dinopedia.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000128447
@Some latin letter : Bruh will I do anything relevant this episode???
Mauricio: No you dumb fuck, wait your turn!
Meanwhile, on the moon...
@SpinozillaAegypticussucks : Who are you and what do you want?
Rajasaurus: I'm putting together a team.
Spinozilla's consciousness: The rapture shall commence the rapture shall commence the rapture shall commence the raptu-
SpinozillaAegypticus: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Our contestants:
Me
Without further ado, let's get started!
Battle Music:
Starting off, LynxSoott fell victim to MimikBoogTube's Boog Shaker technique.
Ornithomimus65 sent his weird Stygimoloch/Pyroraptor hybrid thing to assassinate Tyrann0saur125, which it achieved via headbutting and slashing him to death. It then noticed Haaakosaur passing by, and slaughtered him as well.
AnkyBoi1024 was bombarded with odd questions by AcryAllofan150, so he summoned an Ankylosaurus to bash the enigmatic enemy's head in.
The dragnor was instantly perceived as a threat by Him 👁, so He 👁 had him dealt with silently. Godzillabutnotgod will claim this kill.
Man with no name or life took away Just Shi Is Still Here's name, and his life.
Ksalmon123 was once thought to be the goat, the top dawg of Dinopedia, but one day HogBurger learned the truth, that Ksalmon was a bum-ass fraud with NO feats whatsoever. The two got into a fight, but in the end, Ksalmon ended up getting no-diffed. And thus, they now call HogBurger "MogBurger" and Ksalmon "Lsalmon". Truly a tragic twist of fate.
(what powerscaling does to a mf)
Shieldon.BAH took on his form from the Tyrant Universe, meaning even the great ScaryLookinHobo couldn't keep up with him.
Therizinosaurus25 was subjected to a harsh review of The Horror of Grey Shore by MimikBoogTube, which quickly caused him to crash out.
Fabulous Mothman summoned the Mothman to do horrible things to Ankysareawesome.
Beetos3432 went in expecting to get the W, but ended up being MogBurger fodder.
Suchomimus tenerensis violently mutilated MimikBoogTube after the latter's bum-ass attempted to do the Thug Quaker technique on him.
He 👁 was suddenly ambushed by ZeldaPro97 in an assassination attempt. At the last second, though, He 👁 managed to swap places with the nearby Godzillabutnotgod, while only losing an ear in the process. He 👁 is now on his way to becoming president of the U.S. There is no escape from Him 👁.
Naganadel King of the Stars used Poison Jab!
It's super effective!
Yoshua Z.O fucking died!
Savage Almond was in a bit of a pickle with BaryonyxLover9870 (the latter got impatient waiting for the next episode of War on Tyrantia), so he summoned Quantubrius Dinglebaffet the Fourth of Northeast Brazil to take the opp down. Quantubrius summoned a portal to the void, but unbeknownst to him, he had summoned it right below himself and Almond, and so they were sucked into the cold vastness of space.
AnkyBoi1024 saw Ganimes running towards him, so he quickly pulled up some explicit artwork of Vi from the hit show Arcane.
Ganimes: You fool! I had a whole bunch of character development only two episodes ago, that shit won't work on me anymore!
AnkyBoi1024: Really? Then how about this?
He then pulled up spoilers of Arcane Season 2 on Twitter.
Ganimes: Bruh fuck you
ZeldaPro97 was forced to play the Zelda CDI games by EpicThoradolosaur7782.
11duckhunt got into an argument with Ornithomimus65 over the legitimacy of the moon. It got so heated that Duckhunt summoned the entire population of Alaska to swarm Ornitho.
Jahivalverde50 was one who enjoyed posting WWW polls, until Suchomimus tenerensis posted a WWW between the two of them. Safe to say, it didn't end well for the former.
Interstellar Voyager sent LeanYeenMachine into the depths of space on one of the Voyagers. Unbeknownst to him, however, LeanYeenMachine survived, and is currently plotting his revenge with the help of Almond and Quantubrius.
(@Savage Almond please add this scene to War on Tyrantia because it'd be epic)
All things must come to an end, such as Suchomimus tenerensis's killing streak, since SiatsPyro07 managed to incinerate him with a flamethrower.
Naganadel King of the Stars used Toxic on Triceratops Prorsus, and just dodged the ceratopsian's attacks until the poison killed him.
Interstellar Voyager was just straight-up disrespected by all of the OCs made by OceanStudios.
SiatsPyro07 used his flamethrower to easily kill both Fabulous Mothman and his Mothman friend.
Looks like Suchomimus isn't the only one to have his streak broken, as AnkyBoi1024 got into a deadly fight with MaybeConcave, which neither he nor his Ankylosaurus could survive.
OceanStudios sent his OCs to utterly disrespect SheepAlt when he spotted him hiding like a bitch.
11duckhunt was a firm believer that the moon was fake, at least until Emperor nerd used his certified 🤓 powers to send the moon crashing down on him.
Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood: Shut up bozo Supersonic Crusher Tail (超音速クラッシャーテイル, Chō Onsoku Kurasshā Teiru)
OceanStudios: HELL NAW I'M GETTING LOW-DIFFED
And that was how OceanStudios and his OCs ended up becoming Kelbeam victims.
Emperor nerd had exhausted a lot of his strength from that moon feat, so when his next opponent came up to challenge him, he asked Oden to lend him some Haki (this was base SiatsPyro07 he was up against).
Yeah it didn't do shit to help him lmao
MaybeConcave sent every single cat from the hit mobile game The Battle Cats to ruthlessly slaughter EpicThoradolosaur7782.
Man with no name or life had his name and life given back to him by Naganadel King of the Stars. He thanked Naganadel, before realizing that Consultant Indoraptor from Tomfoolerous Occurrences was still after his ass, so he dipped.
Mauricio: GET YO ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
Some latin letter: Bruh is he even allowed to do that?
Mauricio: Shut the fuck up bozo, you're supposed to be my enemy!
Some latin letter: Oh right, I kinda forgot since the story has barely progressed at all
Shieldon.BAH used his Tyrant Universe powers to demolish Jag D-Q.
We now have our Top 10:
Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood
Naganadel King of the Stars
Fire Campaign
Gojiraptor rex
BaryonyxLover9870
SiatsPyro07
Shieldon.BAH
HogBurger
MaybeConcave
PowerLord23
Who will win? Let's find out!
Naganadel King of the Stars was hit with a super-effective Ground-type attack from PowerLord23, causing him to fucking die, like Yoshua before him. PowerLord then caused a fissure beneath Fire Campaign's feet, sending him tumbling into the Earth's core.
Gojiraptor rex was no match for MogBurger himself, truly the top dawg of Dinopedia.
But now, it's time for a battle of goats: PowerLord23 and MogBurger. The fight ruptured the seas and skies, destroying the very Earth they lived in, but ultimately, MogBurger was reduced back to Hogburger, and PowerLord23 became the new top dawg of Dinopedia.
Unfortunately, PowerLord23 was immediately taken from behind by BaryonyxLover9870, so IG that means PowerLord was a fraud???
SiatsPyro07 dodged a Supersonic Crusher Tail from Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood and immolated him.
Unfortunately, SiatsPyro07 himself was taken from all angles by BaryonyxLover9870: Not just from behind, mind you, but from the front, from below, even from above.
Thankfully, Shieldon.BAH put a stop to that shit immediately, slashing and kicking BaryonyxLover9870 as much as possible before the top dawg fell.
Now, it's between two contestants:
Shieldon.BAH, the current Top Dawg of Dinopedia.
MaybeConcave, the Battle Cats guy.
Final Battle Music:
MaybeConcave: Your reign as top dawg of Dinopedia ends today, Sheldon Cooper!
Shieldon.BAH: You fool! I've taken down a hobo that looked quite scary, some guy named Jag Dairy Queen, and the former top dawg of Dinopedia! You stand no chance!
MaybeConcave: You think you're so powerful, but THOSE are your only feats! I command an entire ARMY who've done way more than that! We took over the world, the moon, the cosmos, the past, the future, and whatever the fuck's going on in Zero Legends! You're just a fraud, Sheldon Cooper!
Shieldon.BAH: Lies! Now it's time to feel my ultimate attack! OBAMEHAMEHA!
Shieldon.BAH began charging up a powerful energy ball attack. MaybeConcave was intimidated for a minute, only to realize that the attack was taking way too long to charge up.
MaybeConcave: (Looks like I can still win this...go, my army!)
And so, MaybeConcave set out the Cat Army to whittle down Shieldon.BAH's health. This quickly managed to kill him, making MaybeConcave not only the new top dawg of Dinopedia, but also the winner of the tournament.
Mauricio: Congratulations on winning!
MaybeConcave: What do I win?!
Mauricio: You're the new Top Dawg of Dinopedia, of course!
MaybeConcave: That's it?
Mauricio: Yeah lmao
To be continued ig