Randomly, all the characters of my PFP(profile picture) appeared in a white void. Donāt ask why.
HASHEM: greetings yāall. I bet yāall wondering why weāre here, right?
Everyone else: yeah
HASHEM: ok so basically team battle royale. Based on what category youāre in, like Kaiju or prehistoric animals as examples, you guys team up. You are not able to kill your team members because I said so
At least 5 members of the audience: aw man
HASHEM: also Titanis is leaving
Titanis: what!? Why?!
HASHEM: itās because you havenāt officially appeared in the PFP yet. Youāre planned but not officially there so uh yeah. Youāre going to be in the sky box with me
Somehow, everyone is transported into a Minecraft world(though Titanis is stuck in a glass cube 125 blocks above build height for some reason).
HASHEM: yāall got 30 seconds of free time before yāall can fight. See ya! (Also Iām not fighting since Iām way too powerful since Iām literally God)
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Everyone else stays still for the 30 seconds, which is when everything breaks loose. Ramiel launches a beam at King Cobra(Kaiju), which knocks him into Crustaceous Rex. Primordial Wyrm attacks Mothra Leo and wraps its tail around Eternal Mothra, slamming them into the ground. Glow Whale, Reaper Leviathan, and Pinaccarid all start flopping around on land since theyāre aquatic creatures. Random Catgirl gets run over by Modotan.
Through the instant chaos, Lord Lager P. Ton III, Scler O. Molchus, and Drom Om. Aaron charge towards Cynthia, who sends out her PokĆ©mon to defend herself. Scler immediately changes course, charging for Lucario, since theyāre a widely simped for PokĆ©mon. Roserade tries to use Stun Spore on Drom, who dodges and slashes her in two. Milotic uses Hydro Pump on Lager, who jumps over the attack and runs along it, kicking Milotic in the face and bringing his sword down into her skull. Scler and Lucario continue their match as Lucario uses Drain Punch, which Scler dodges, before bringing his sword down onto their arm, cutting it off. Lucario snarls in pain before using Counter on a shocked Scler, getting rid of both his arms.
Meanwhile, Lucifer from Helltaker tries to fend off Emu, but both of them are quickly dispatched by Great Leonopteryx ambushing from above. Great Leonopteryx looks up and narrowly avoids Rathalos getting him. They both roar at each other and take to the skies, which is a battle zone.
Mega Rayquaza launches Dragon Pulse after Dragon Pulse, trying to take down Amatsu, who dodges and blasts the legendary with a massive stream of water, which misses as Mega Rayquaza flies higher into the stratosphere. Astalos and Boltreaver Astalos continually try to break through Rodanās scales, though the kaiju is too tough. Hatzegopteryx manages to get past the electricity and magma to peck Rodans eye, causing the kaiju to scream and get hit with a beam from Ramiel, making the creature spiral out of control. Amatsu notices this, and then tries to go lower to take down Rodan, but gets ambushed by Mega Rayquaza, who bites down on the neck of the elder dragon and uses Dragon Pulse, blowing up the head of the lord of the storm.
On the ground, BOTM Dryptosaurus grabs Excelsus from Terraria: Clamity and smirks devilishly. Ledumaharaiden ambushes him from behind, trying to take him down, though BOTM Dryptosaurus prevents this by blocking and slicing him neatly into 69,420 pieces.
Back with the Lagerpetids vs the PokƩmon, Lager goes after Lucario but narrowly dodges a face full of Shadow Ball. Lager turns towards Spiritomb and smirks before charging. Spiritomb uses Hypnosis, which Lager dodges to slash at the stone of Spiritomb, causing the ghost to scream in agony before using another move. Lager slashes once more, breaking the stone as Spiritomb laughs. Suddenly, Lager finds himself feeling weaker before breaking off in a coughing spell.
āWhat?ā Says Lager, āWhat did you do to me?ā
Spiritomb laughs before responding.
āDestiny Bond, young one,ā he says whilst coughing. āIf you canāt beat your opponent, make them go down with you!ā
Lager screams, though he doubles over, still coughing. He throws his sword up to the sky, hoping itāll get him one last kill. Meanwhile, in a cherry grove biome far from the chaos, Brumal Tyrannosaurus 1(whoāll just be called Rexy for ease) starts making a house as the sword falls right next to him. Back to the Lagerpetids, Lucario manages to finish Scler off with Drain Punch, leaving Drom outnumbered. He charges at Garchomp and Togekiss, whoāve been protecting Cynthia this whole time, before throwing four pieces of paper at their eyes, blinding them as he stabs the champion in the chest. Garchomp takes the papers off of their eyes before using Fire Blast, getting rid of Ankysareawesome Card 1 and 2, along with Propaganda 1 and 2. The three Pokemon turn to the last remaining Lagerpetid, who has his sword up, ready to fight. They are rudely interrupted with the appearance of Seltas Queen and Primordial Malzeno.
Ramiel continues to snipe anyone and everyone, which Gojira has had enough. He roars towards Ramiel, grabs King Ghidorah by the tails and spins him around. Ramiel, who cannot understand comedy, prepares another beam as Ghidorah is hurled at him. Ichi roars and Gojira, but turns to Ramiel, ready to blast with his gravity beams, but Ramiel shoots their beam first, straight down Ichiās throat, to the shock of Ni and Kevin. However, the kaiju stills flies towards the angel, and with the force of the gravity beams, Ramielās laser, the AT field, and the strength of both of them, they cause a giant explosion, blowing each other up. Gojira roars in victory, but gets smacked upside the head with the heads of Eternal Mothra and Mothra Leo. Turning, he faces a wounded Primordial Wyrm, whoās still ready to fight.
(Play: King of the Monsters: Final Wars Version)
Gojira roars before charging, as Primordial Wyrm does the same. Going lower, Primordial Wyrm targets the legs of the kaiju, but Gojira does a tail spin, smacking the Calamity and grabs his tail, before āsuplexingā him, and then slams him into a mountain side, accidentally crushing Ponsuke and NUH UH. Primordial Wyrm lunges at the neck of Gojira, who holds him back with his stupid handlebar horns. Primordial Wyrm wraps his tail around Gojiraās leg, flipping him over, causing him to let go. Primordial Wyrm takes this opportunity to bite down on Gojiraās neck, but is blasted back by Atomic Breath first, before being slashed across the face. Gojira roars once more and blasts an even stronger atomic breath, making Primordial Wyrm fly across two bones before crashing down.
(End previous song)
(Play: Threats On The Ocean Floor)
Primordial Wyrm roars again and heads up to the sky, avoiding blasts of Atomic Breath. Gojira roars again before feeling a pain in his ankle. Ice Worm Leviathan has slashed it and bites it. Preparing to stomp, Gojira lifts his foot up but the Leviathan is back under the ground. As he turns to blast Atomic Breath down the hole, Primordial Wyrm circles around and bites the neck of Gojira, ripping his throat out. Gojira roars in pain before falling to the ground. Primordial Wyrm roars in victory.
(Threats on the Ocean Floor 2:39)
Excelsus suddenly lodges itself in the skull of Primordial Wyrm, cutting it in two. The owner was BOTM Dryptosaurus, which gives us a neat Segway into the smaller fellas.
(End Threats On The Ocean Floor)
Ark Giga towers over the trees, but didnāt realize that there would be a trap. Stepping on a pressure plate, four blocks of TNT appear from the ground as Creeper comes from behind and heads towards its leg. Ark Giga roars before getting multiple explosive wounds. Still up, he roars, wondering who set this trap as an arrow lodges itself in his eye. Fiona Thyme, Octavia Ember, and Reese Chloris were the setters of this trap and the first wave of Huntresses trying to slay this beast.
Ark Giga roars again, though isnāt in Rage yet. He charges, but they dodge, with Octavia slashing his ankles with a kris thatās on fire, Fiona aiming another shot with her crossbow, and Reese heading onto her hoverboard. With a roar, Ark Giga stomps, causing the ground to ripple, making Octavia lose her footing which allows Ark Giga to use a tail slam to break her aura and send her through five different trees, slaying her.
The other RWBY characters come in now to support their comrades since oneās dead now. A dog smacks and stuns Ark Giga as a scythe shoots a freezing bullet at his leg, making him stuck. A giant ice soldier appears with a sword the size of his head as the other leg has a ribbon around it, read to make him fall. Bullets and another arrow narrowly miss his other eye and there are now grenades on his head and thereās a giant hammer about to slam into him.
(End: The Overseer)
As sword slash meets explosion with giant hammer, Ark Giga roars in immense pain as he stumbles backwards and trips due to the ribbon and frozen foot. Getting up, he snarls as his remaining eye turns orange. He roars once more, but this time with rage. And he isnāt alone as well. Ark Lystro, Genomic Dilo, Femboy Spino, Ark Gigantspino, and both Ark Acros(oneās gonna be called Emo for ease) appear from the trees, ready to help their ally.
Ark Giga charges once more, stomping on Yang Xiao Long, who takes the hit as her hair burns. Genomic Dilo gets slashed by the sword of Weissā Amra Gigas, dying, but managing to wound the summon. Ark Lystro charges to attack Robyn, but is stopped by Fiona, who levels her weapon at the skull of the synapsid. Ark Lystro does not care and bites her arm, parkouring to her head, grabbing an arrow and stabbing her skull. Femboy Spino slaps Reese away from her hoverboard, breaking her aura, and charges, but Teryx swoops from the sky, grabs her, and leaves, saving her.
Ark Acro roars at Ruby but trips and falls due to Ghambol Shroud from Blake, who throws it in its grappling hook form around the neck of the creature, pulling it back up so the Arma Gigas slashes its stomach, who is then ambushed itself by Emo, who bites its head and rips it off, destroying the Summon. Weiss aims her rapier(whose name I am unable to spell) at Emo and sends a blast of electricity, but Ark Gigantspino blocks it, taking damage, but causing Weiss to writhe in pain as sheās also damaged.
Yang pushes Ark Giga back as Nora slams her hammer into his leg. With a tail spin, Ark Giga successfully gets them away, but Ren jumps onto his back and starts stabbing him. Roaring, Ark Giga tries to get him off, only to have Nora and Yang come back and try attacking him. They jump into the air, and Nora slams her hammer into Yang, sending her straight to Ark Gigaās face as she starts punching him. Stumbling back, he reaches a cliff edge as Ren and Yang jump back and ready their weapons at him, with Nora of course.
(End: This Will Be The Day)
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A shadow appears in the sky, and as they look up, Bazelguese descends, blowing up the land theyāre on, causing them all to fall. Bazelguese flies back up, but Ark Giga bites onto his tail. Even with the explosions of the scales, Ark Giga doesnāt let go, instead turning over midair so Bazelguese is under him. Bazelguese roars, and as he hits the ground, an even bigger explosion happens, breaking the aura of the RWBY characters here, killing them, along with himself. Ark Giga gets launched back into the air and finally falls down, breaking his ribs and neck, paralyzing him and making him easy pickings.
(End Bazelguese Theme MHW)
Drom, Garchomp, Lucario, and Togekiss turn to the two monsters next to them and back to each other.
āTeam?ā Drom asks, knowing theyāll have a higher chance of winning if they do.
āChomp Gar Grah Gar! Chomp,ā says Garchomp. āGar chomp Cho,ā he concedes.
Togekiss and Lucario nod their approval as the four of them head to take down the beasts. Primordial Malzeno uses her wing to bash them away, but her opponent jump over and go for her horns. Drom slices one off as Garchomp uses Dragon Claw gets the other. Togekiss goes for Thunder Wave, paralyzing the elder dragon and her neopteran companion. Lucario uses Bulldoze, slowing down Primordial Malzeno.
The elder dragon roars in pain and bites down on Togekiss, ripping one of their wings off. Garchomp, angry at this, roars to the sky and uses Draco Meteor. The meteors hit down and break the armor of Seltas Queen as Primordial Malzeno blocks the attacks. Roaring, Primordial Malzeno stabs Lucario with her tail as Seltas Queen smashes the wounded Togekiss. As he looks down and finds a weird rock, Drom and Garchomp look at each other.
Using the stone, Drom Mega Evolves Garchomp, as they charge. Garchomp slashes again and Primordial Malzeno as Drom goes for Seltas Queen. Sweeping her tail in a wide arc doesnāt hit Drom, and as Seltas Queen is confused, Drom gets a good stabbing on her weak spot, but this doesnāt kill the monster as she flips over.
Garchomp parries Primordial Malzenoās attacks as she does the same. They slash and try to stab each other as Primordial Malzeno uses her tail to grab Garchompās leg. Slamming and throwing her around, Primordial Malzeno grabs his neck and lifts him up, ready to kill him, but an Earthquake occurs.
Clodsire joins the fight, and with the Earthquake, heās knocked down Primordial Malzeno. Primordial Malzeno roars, but itās cut short by Garchomp stabbing the elder dragon and un-megaing. Seltas Queen got shaken by the Earthquake and gets up, before falling, dead. Drom stands up on the dead bug and chirps in victory.
(End Pacific Rim Theme)
The bar was nice and loud during the comedy show. It really helped get everyoneās mind off of the situation.
āSo, next thing you know,ā says Rexy, owner of the bar thatās part of his house, whoās also preforming the comedy show. āI get kicked out because Iām not tree enough! Thatās how Iām banned from every Dave and Busters outside the state of Wyomingā
Saurian Ankylosaurus laughs, along with Neo(however silently), Azula, Artscroll Siddur, Lagiacrus, Kirby, and Misato. Their little group of friends has made a quaint village in a cherry grove biome, away from all the chaos.
Azula sighs afterwards and looks to everyone before speaking.
āI know that weāre supposed to be in a battle royale and everything, and yet weāre all sitting here, surviving, and probably happier than everyone else. Do yāall feel like we should go there and fight or something?ā
Rexy shrugs before getting a knock at the door. Opening it up, itās Ruby Rose, looking unhappy.
āWhat happened? Whatās got you so sour?ā
āLost my sister :(ā
āAh. Drinks are on the house for you tonight,ā
(End: Pigstep)
Frost Vark scurries around the icy regions in the north before getting blasted with lava. Turning, Akantor, Zamtrios, and Chameleos stare at him and roar. Before they can fight, however, Rodan finally falls from the sky, crushing all four of them, as well as breaking his own neck.
Boltreaver Astalos and Astalos land and see the destruction as the corpse of Abyssal Lagiacrus gets slammed onto them, along with a ruined portal. Hatzegopteryx follows behind them with Abyssal Lagiacrus armor and weapons. He did off camera mining.
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PART 1 DONE
THOSE DEAD: #040(+5)/235(+6)
Yeah uh... it'll take ages to do this stuff so... it'll be a while for all parts to be done
