"Its entire life was dedicated to pleasing many lovers, of many kinds"

ABSOLUTELY NO ANIMAL ON EARTH DOES THIS, MOST ANIMALS ONLY REPRODUCE. AND IT'S ALWAYS TO ENSURE THAT THE SPECIES LIVES ON, NOT FOR PLEASURE!!!!!

"It was known to reproduce with not only other Gastonia's but other dinosaurs as well"

ANIMALS WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT REPRODUCE WITH OTHER SPECIES. SCIENTISTS HAVE TIRED THIS AND IT DID NOT WORK!!!!

"It's favorite dino to bone was the TYRANNOSAURUS REX"

TYRANNOSAURUS DIDN'T EVEN LIVE IN THE SAME FORMATION OR TIME AS GASTONIA!!!!!

"Another fault of the Gastonia was its incredibly high sex drive. It would often prioritize sex over food and literally starve and procreate itself to death. There are many fossils of the Gastonia that prove this. They show a collapsed Gastonia that is fully aroused."

NOT A SINGLE FOSSIL SHOWS THIS, AND ANIMALS DO NOT INSTINCTIVELY REPRODUCE THEMSELVES TO DEATH!!!!!!

"Gastonia didn't only reproduce though. It was also a massive fan of oral procreation. How the Gastonia did this? It is still a mystery to scientists. They hypothesize that it had a jaw different from all dinosaurs that was specially shaped to excel in this activity. It has also been proven that Gastonia did not have teeth. This combined with the special jaw has led scientists to believe that the Gastonia gave the best head of ALL TIME."

WHAT?! NOT A SINGLE ANIMAL WOULD NEED SUCH A TRAIT, NOT ONLY THAT BUT GASTONIA DID HAVE TEETH!!!!!!

"This is roughly all we know about the Gastonia and it remains one of the most mysterious dinosaurs to this day."

NO IT DOESN'T, THERE ARE WAY MORE DINOSAURS WITH LESS INFORMATION ABOUT!!!!!!

So there, this stupid dinosaur doesn't deserve to be in dinopedia lore