Hey guys, it’s Saurio/Harpy/Femboy Smasher/Sigma Male/Whatever, my birthday was yesterday but I didn’t have time to make anything yet, so I’ll just do it today.
Yeah this is pretty simple, just a list of my top 10 favorite prehistoric animals in general
This list is subject to change so beware ig
10.Hatzegopteryx thambema
My favorite Pterosaur of all time, I just love this thing. It looks so weird but so badass at the same time, just imagine a Stork with jaws like a saw and it stands 4 Meters in height and you get this thing
9.Tyrannosaurus Rex
A year and a half ago I wouldn’t even think of this thing touching this list, I was a “Tyrannosaurus hater”. I saw it as nothing more than a generic, overhyped theropod that doesn’t deserve the fame it gets, but I have changed for the better. Tyrannosaurus truely does deserve its fame. It’s the biggest theropod that ever lived and we keep learning more about this amazing creature. It’s an iconic dinosaur for good reason.
8.Cryolophosaurus ellioti
Unlike the others here which have gradually gotten more interesting for me, Cryo was never really on my mind until recently, but now I really like this thing. It’s name is really cool(No pun intended) for one thing, Cryo just rolls off the tounge well yk? But it’s also got a cool crest and it’s one of the few Antarctican dinosaurs which makes it even more special. So I just think it’s a neat guy.
Also it’s fucking huge holy shit
This isn’t even the adult btw
7.Suchomimus tenerensis
Yeah so this is odd, a year ago this would probably be at my number 1 spot but my interest in Suchomimus has slowly drained. Of course I still think Suchomimus is very cool but it’s not the greatest animal every if yk what I mean
6.Spinosaurus aegyptiacus
HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS THE THING THE FUCKER THE LAD NEMDHKDNFNFHFJCNCNFFJFJJFJDHJD. Yeah Spino’s just neat ig, it’s strangeness is actually what makes me like it a lot, I miss old Spino but I don’t mind this at all, it’s a very cool and interesting animal that I hope we learn more about
5.Baryonyx walkeri
It’s just a more complete Suchomimus so what’s not to love, although Ceratosuchops and Riparovenator suck and their prob Bary anyways, it’s still a cool animal and my favorite dinosaur
4.Barinasuchus arveloi
The only thing here that isn’t from the Mesozoic, Barinasuchus is objectively badass. It’s a Rhino sized apex predator that ran like a cheetah and had huge jaws that could snap you in half, it’s super cool and sometimes that’s all you really need to like something
3.Deinosuchus hatcheri
ONLY Hatcheri the other ones suck and are prob Hatcheri anyways. Uh yeah, I like alligators(Third favorite animals of all time) and Deinosuchus is just a 15 Meter alligator so what’s not to love
2.Mosasaurus hoffmanni
After all the Aidan stuff(If yk yk) Mosas become a recent favorite of mine, it’s objectively cool looking with its crocodile jaws and dolphin body and shark tail and the fact it probably rammed stuff like Orcas is extremely awesome, I jus r love this thing to death
1.Tylosaurus prioriger/bernardi
Just a bigger Mosasaurus so it’s automatically cooler and my favorite prehistoric animal of all time
Yeah pretty simple but honestly who cares cool stuff is cool
Oh yeah and I didn’t even realize the Mesozoic dominance in this list until I wrote it, sorry Permian fans
And I would like to ask you all to refrain from doing this type of list for today at least, since it’s sort of a big thing for me so can you please not drown it in 1,000 clones you guys made in 5 minutes
And while it is late I would still appreciate a happy birthday message from you all
FINALLY, please do not ask “Erm where is insert creature”, seriously shut the fuck up, this is my opinion and MY list, not yours
Okay bye now
