Link to the OG post on the DBWC wiki
@Nizaluddin : Hello there sapient crows again! We’re back with another battle royal!
@HerbivoreEnthusiastAlt : But before that, we have some special guests!
@Mimikyutube : Hi there! I’m Mimikyutube, but you can just call me Mimik.
Nizal: Do you know where DankTorvo went? I thought he was coming with us
Mimik: He doesn’t have a ping on the DBWC wiki since he hasn’t interacted with it at all, so he didn’t get invited.
Herbi: Interesting. Anyhow, this is the Allosaurus battle royal! Let’s dive into the contestants, shall we?
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Nizal: First up, and the OG is Allosaurus fragilis. The most popular and I think the largest species, I can’t help but find him overrated.
Herbi: You can’t deny that Allosaurus europaeus is cool too.
Mimik: With Allosaurus jimmadensi up next, we round out the trio.
Nizal: Saurophaganax is coming up next, and is definitely surprising people. It was once thought to be a species of Allosaurus, so we’re including it.
Herbi: That is also the case with Epanterias, though they might actually be a species of Allosaurus and not a separate genus.
Mimik: Next up is the man, the myth, the legend himself, Big Al. He is one of the most famous individuals in the fossil record ever. We actually have to thank him for the stadium today in the Salt Flats.
Nizal: Big Alice is up next, and despite her name, she’s actually not a fossil, but a star in The Land of the Lost.
Herbi: Fossil Fred is up next, and they’re literally just a skeleton with no powers. We invited them for the funni
Mimik: The Walking With Dinosaurs Allosaurus is up next, and they are extremely iconic, featuring in a meme.
Nizal: DBWC Allosaurus is next, and they want to prove themselves after their loss against Titanoceratops. Titano really deserved the win though.
Herbi: Back from the Tyrannosaurus battle royal is Gwangi. Will he continue destroying opponents with the big iron on his hip?
Mimik: Next up is JP Allosaurus, but the juvenile featured in Fallen Kingdom. She has big hopes and dreams.
Nizal: Next is her older sister, JP Allosaurus Adult, who first featured in Battle at Big Rock
Herbi: JPOG Allosaurus is up next and only included because of nostalgia.
Mimik: Ark Allosaurus is next, and while not as strong as the Ark Tyrannosaurus, he has bleed and is a bit faster.
Nizal: Can’t forget about his variant, X-Allosaurus, with a volcanic pattern.
Herbi: Jurassic Fight Club Allosaurus is up next and in debt to the Ceratosaurus mafia.
Mimik: Next is Big Al 2, who is nothing that special.
Nizal: 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus is up next. I wonder if he’ll have the same performance as his fellow in the last one.
Herbi: One Million Years BC Allosaurus is another stop motion classic.
Mimik: Next up is Aloesaurus. They may not be an Allosaurus, but they fulfill the 34th rule to be an Allosaurus. To learn more, search up Allos—
Nizal: Do NOT search that up. You will regret it and you cannot be cleansed. Next up is The Isle Allosaurus, which he happily does not have the same controversial history as his developers.
Herbi: Path Of Titans Allosaurus is one of the newer guys here. I wonder if he has what it takes to fight.
Mimik: The fact sheet on When Dinosaurs Roamed America Allosaurus is incomplete, though I think that’s because the person who made the facts hasn’t watched the show.
Nizal: Alvin is coming up now, and he’s a jolly good fellow.
Herbi: Stephen Fry’s Allosaurus is up now and a very cursed fellow that uses the stupid hatchet bite method even though it’s invalid.
Mimik: Dino Dan Allosaurus is next, and with barely any screen time, they aren’t a popular pick.
Nizal: Dinosaur King Allosaurus is next, and with the wind element, is a very fast contestant.
Herbi: Planet Dinosaur Allosaurus is another stupid hatchet jaw user.
Mimik: Our last contestant is Broken Jaw, but even with a broken jaw, he has a very strong will.
Nizal: Before we start, we have something to say.
Herbi: We will be playing music if we want to, and there is also a big pile of items in the middle of the arena that the fighters can use. The closer to the middle, the stronger the weapon.
Mimik: Let the battle begin!
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Alvin charges to the middle, but JFC Allosaurus interrupts him and knocks him to the ground and starts biting. Alvin does not like this, and he kicks JFC Allosaurus away and continues going to the middle.
Big Al and Big Al 2 find each other and run to the middle together, but they are stopped by Big Alice, who is wielding a stick.
Gwangi runs to the corner of the arena and grabs his big iron and puts it on his hip as he gets a cowboy hat.
Allosaurus europaeus gets ambushed by PoT Allosaurus, but kicks him away and into the ground, before stomping his skull into the ground.
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Nizal: First death!
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Allosaurus jimmadensi runs to the middle, but is grabbed by Ark Allosaurus and is thrown across the arena, dying in the process
Allosaurus fragilis finds Dino Dan Allosaurus and rips out their throat.
Alvin gets to the middle and searches for the strongest item, but Broken Jaw comes from behind and chokes him to death.
WDRA Allosaurus also reaches the middle, but JFC Allosaurus kill’s them as Broken Jaw grabs a sword and starts some music.
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Herbi: It’s all coming together
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”Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken”
Broken Jaw slashes JFC Allosaurus in the chest, killing them instantly.
“I’ve even forgotten my name”
Big Al, Big Al 2, and Big Alice all run the the middle.
“I don’t know the season or what is the reason”
Broken Jaw lunges at the trio, killing Big Al 2 in a single slash
“I’m standing here holding my blade”
Big Alice tries to bite Broken Jaw, but he sticks the sword through her skull. Big Al runs
“A desolate place(place)”
Broken Jaw chases Big Al, but is stopped by Allosaurus europaeus throwing Fossil Fred at him, killing Fossil Fred
”Without any trace(trace)”
Broken Jaw slices Allosaurus europaeus in half, before turning his attention to Saurophaganax.
“It’s only the cold wind I feel”
Broken Jaw charges at Saurophaganax, who dodges.
”It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight”
Epanterias stands beside Saurophaganax as Planet Dinosaur Allosaurus and Stephen Fry’s Allosaurus come also.
”The only thing I know for real”
Broken Jaw lunges
”There will be BLOOD”
Broken Jaw the latter two into multiple pieces.
”SHED”
Broken Jaw turns to attack the other two, but Gwangi shoots him in the back of the head, making the music stop.
Saurophaganax bites Gwangi in the throat, killing him, but not before Gwangi shoots Saurophaganax, killing him too.
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Mimik: Halfway done! I hear some rumbling though
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DBWC Allosaurus looks to the wall of the stadium as a Diplodocus barges in and stomps on him, killing him.
WWD Allosaurus signals Big Al to help hunt this Diplodocus.
The Diplodocus smacks WWD Allosaurus away, but X-Allosaurus bites it by the neck and drags it along the ground as Big Al gets the finishing blow to the head.
Aloesaurus charges at 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus, but is crushed to death due to being a plant.
One Million Years BC Allosaurus challenges 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus to a battle, but is quickly killed by JPOG Allosaurus.
JPOG Allosaurus charges at 1925 The Lost World Allosaurus, knocking him to the ground before crushing him by dragging JP Allosaurus on top of him.
JP Allosaurus charges at JPOG Allosaurus and knocks him to the ground before stabbing him with a knife.
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Nizal: Final 10!!
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Allosaurus fragilis grabs a boombox from the middle and throws it at Epanterias, killing them instantly.
Dinosaur King Allosaurus uses Ninja Attack and kills Ark Allosaurus while dodging X-Allosaurus
JP Allosaurus tries to fight Allosaurus fragilis, but is kicked the ground and killed.
X-Allosaurus looks for someone to fight, but is stabbed by a giant log by WWD Allosaurus
The Isle Allosaurus tries to attack Dinosaur King Allosaurus, but is thrown across the arena by Cyclone.
Dinosaur King Allosaurus turns to find his next opponent, but Big Al comes and drags him to the ground, killing him.
Big Al charges at JP Allosaurus Adult, but is killed by Allosaurus fragilis knocking him to the ground and ripping his throat out.
WWD Allosaurus bites JP Allosaurus Adult and does a super cool midair flip for the one time he can not care about physics, killing her.
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Nizal: The final 2.
Herbi: Do we have music for this?
Mimik: Nope. We used it all on the murusama blade Broken Jaw used
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WWD Allosaurus charges at Allosaurus fragilis, who dodges and slashes his head. WWD Allosaurus retaliates with a tail slap and then bites the throat of his opponent. Allosaurus fragilis falls to the ground, but rolls over so he’s on top of WWD Allosaurus and then starts slashing his throat with his claws and feet.
WWD Allosaurus lets go and roars as Allosaurus fragilis bites the throat of WWD Allosaurus, and drags him on the ground and sticks him in a refrigerator.
Allosaurus fragilis sits down.
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Nizal: That was a finale I did NOT expect
Herbi: We’ll folks, the first person to suggest a creature for the next battle either on here or Dinopedia will have that creature be in the next battle royal!
Mimik: And I might be replaced with DankTorvo!
NEXT CREATURE IS STEGOSAURUS DO NOT SUGGEST
