Dinosaur Hungry Gays 5: Users Join the Battle!

@Concaventor Wrangler @Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood @Savage Almond @Shieldon.BAH @Nizaluddin @Ceratops647 @AcryAllofan150 @Tyrann0saur125 @Ganimes @Rexyisdebest @Gojiraaaaaaaaa @Mammothceratops8888 @ScaryLookinHobo @Baragon301 @Cooner21 @BattleshipGal5963 @LeanYeenMachine @Elaphrosaur @Bajadasaurus234 @Jwfan102 @Scotalt @Mediterranean Mapper @ZeldaPro97 @Silkie Dragaon

So this episode's main gimmick is supposed to be also having users join the battle, but it turns out there will be a secondary gimmick: A lot of fictional mfs

(also in order to be a contestant in the Hungry Gays, you have to have suggested at least one creature that I approved of)

So here are our contestants:

Asfaltovenator: Winner of the previous Hungry Gays

Dromomeron: Suggested by @Bajadasaurus234

Faxinalipterus: Suggested by @Bajadasaurus234

Kongonaphon: Suggested by @Bajadasaurus234

Ixalerpeton: Suggested by @Bajadasaurus234

Angaturama: Suggested by @Concaventor Wrangler

Veterupristisaurus: Suggested by @Concaventor Wrangler

Giraffatitan: Suggested by @Concaventor Wrangler

Mochlodon: Suggested by @TotallynotaHellionWarden

Koshisaurus: Suggested by @TotallynotaHellionWarden

Nanuqsaurus: Suggested by @TotallynotaHellionWarden

Alectrosaurus: Suggested by @Mediterranean Mapper

Charonosaurus: Suggested by @Mediterranean Mapper

Purussaurus: Suggested by @Mediterranean Mapper

Vectaerovenator: Suggested by @Mediterranean Mapper

Aardonyx: Suggested by @Nizaluddin

Tiarajudens: Suggested by @Tyrann0saur125

Segnosaurus: Suggested by @Tyrann0saur125

Glyptodon: Suggested by @Tyrann0saur125

Oxyaena: Suggested by @LeanYeenMachine

Quadrupedal Afrovenator: Suggested by @Bajadasaurus234

65 Quadruped: Suggested by @Jwfan102

Sinosauropteryx: Suggested by @ZeldaPro97

Big Al: Suggested by @Jwfan102

Titanophoneus: Suggested by @Tyrann0saur125

Soundwave: Suggested by @Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood

Ceratosaurus: Suggested by @Mammothceratops8888

Jetstream Lessemsaurus: Suggested by @Nizaluddin

Vergil the Therizinosaurus: Suggested by @Nizaluddin

Sonic the Deinogalerix: Suggested by @Nizaluddin

Leshansaurus: Suggested by @Savage Almond

Dromaeosaurus: Suggested by @Rexyisdebest

Beach Bob Saurophaganax: Suggested by @Rexyisdebest

The Ugly: Suggested by @Mediterranean Mapper

Bajadasaurus234

Concaventor Wrangler

Mediterranean Mapper

Nizaluddin

Tyrann0saur125

LeanYeenMachine

Jwfan102

ZeldaPro97

Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood

Mammothceratops8888

Savage Almond

Rexyisdebest

(no I'm not including myself in this one, but maybe in another one idk)

Now who will win? Will it be one of the regular prehistoric creatures like Ttanophoneus or Kongonaphon? Will it be a fictional character like Soundwave or Beach Bob Saurophaganax? Or maybe, just maybe, will it be one of the users who wins, like Concav or Mammothceratops8888? Today, we shall find out, with...

THE DINOSAUR HUNGRY GAYS 5!

Now, we must begin. Also I'm rooting for Nanuqsaurus for the regular creatures, Soundwave AND Beach Bob Saurophaganax for the fictional mfs, and Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood or Savage Almond for the users.

The Bloodbath

(also thankfully we don't have the same problem that we did in the previous Hungry Gays, that being the creatures without images, so that's good)

And immediately we begin with a death. RIP Vectaerovenator, honestly I'm alright with this death.

DAMN IT NOT JETSTREAM LESSEMSAURUS

DAMN IT NOT VERGIL THE THERIZINOSAURUS

Honestly the Status Trio is already doing bad, only Sonic the Deinogalerix remains and he's my least favorite

At least Beach Bob Saurophaganax is doing fine

Somehow I doubt that will work out for him

Damn, maybe Sonic the Deinogalerix is better than I thought, he's already taken out Concav and the 65 Quadruped at the same time. I guess he was...MOTIVATED by the deaths of Jetstream Lessemsaurus and Vergil the Therizinosaurus.

Honestly not a bad team, I like it quite a bit

Thankfully Soundwave's doing alright, in fact I think he's becoming Monsoon

Well it's a fucking Ceratosaurus, I don't see why he wouldn't run away

Damn it

Well at least Kelbeam still lives

Dromomeron probably threatened to RULES OF NATURE him

RIP Angaturama

It's Mappin' Time

RIP Kongonaphon, although I personally don't like this design, so I'm kinda glad he's dead

Honestly Purussaurus was better off dead, he looks like he owns a white van with tinted windows tbh, so good riddance

SHIT, OF COURSE ASFALTOVENATOR HAS TO BE A REBEL AND NOT HAVE AN IMAGE

Also RIP Oxyaena

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, NOW BOTH OF THE USERS I WANTED TO WIN ARE DEAD

Day 1

Tiarajudens has already cemented himself as the most relatable character

JESUS A LOT OF CONTESTANTS HATE ZELDAPRO (also isn't it weird that they're all normal creatures? Suspicious activities are brewing, it seems)

Damn, RIP Leshansaurus

The ultimate teamup

The ultimate teamup x2

Dromomeron I hope you die a painful death

THANK GOD

Dromaeosaurus is very sympathetic toward the Ugly

RIP Rexy, also Nizaluddin's my new user pick to win

Heyyy, that's not something you can do in ARK! (it would be cool for ARK 2 tho)

RIP Sinosauropteryx tho

RIP Giraffatitan and Charonosaurus, at least their deaths can make this go by faster

Ok IDK much about Soundwave or Transformers in general but I don't think giving him water is a good idea

Night 1

Character development real

I don't think Beach Bob Saurophaganax has ever read Primal Chaos, otherwise he would stay far away from Koshisaurus

RIP Veterupristisaurus

NOOOO NOT SOUNDWAVE

RIP Soundwave, he was a true gamer

RIP LeanYeenMachine, although I'm not too sad as it beefs up the body count and helps this go by faster

Segnosaurus and Dromomeron are probably plotting something devious

When did Big All become such a ruthless murderer, also RIP Aardonyx

Ok but why not also destroy Mochlodon

This maker more sense, Ixalerpeton would be no match for Dromaeosaurus, especially one that killed a goofy ahh Purussuchus, I still don't know how he's able to destroy Dromaeosaurus's stuff though

RIP Quadrupedal Afrovenator

GOD DAMN IT

RIP Nizaluddin and Mammothceratops8888

He probably sensed Quadrupedal Afrovenator's death or something idk, also IG Jwfan102 will be my new user pick to win, though it's only because of his part in Asfaltovenator's death

RIP Vectaerovenator, Jetstream Lessemsaurus, Vergil the Therizinosaurus, Concaventor Wrangler, 65 Quadruped, Savage Almond, Angaturama, Kongonaphon, Purussaurus, Oxyaena, Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood, ZeldaPro97, Leshansaurus, Asfaltovenator, Rexyisdebest, Sinosauropteryx, Giraffatitan, Charonosaurus, Veterupristisaurus, Soundwave, LeanYeenMachine, Aardonyx, Quadrupedal Afrovenator, Mammothceratops8888, and Nizaluddin

Our survivors are Nanuqsaurus, Titanophoneus, Tyrann0saur125, Mediterranean Mapper, Faxinalipterus, Beach Bob Saurophaganax, Koshisaurus, Glyptodon, Alectrosaurus, Segnosaurus, Dromomeron, Big Al, The Ugly, Sonic the Deinogalerix, Ceratosaurus, Mochlodon, Ixalerpeton, Dromaeosaurus, Tiarajudens, Bajadasaurus234, and Jwfan102

Day 2

RIP Mochlodon

Smart move

This guy's doing what no other Beach Bob has done before; exploring the map.

Damn it, RIP Nanuqsaurus

My new regular creature pick will be Titanophoneus

RIP Koshisaurus and especially the Ugly

RIP bozo, also I was beginning to think Dromomeron would be the main antagonists of this Hungry Gays, but I guess not

He will user that hatchet for violent purposes

Night 2

The alliance of thugs

As long as Beach Bob Saurophaganax is alive, I'm happy

RIP Faxinalipterus, now Ixalerpeton is all alone

Please don't, you've killed so many based contestants

DON'T TRUST HIM SONIC, HE'S A VERY BAD MAN

The legion of gamers

RIP Mochlodon, Nanuqsaurus, Koshisaurus, The Ugly, Dromomeron, and Faxinalipterus

Our survivors are Big Al, Segnosaurus, Beach Bob Saurophaganax, Mediterranean Mapper, Alectrosaurus, Bajadasaurus234, Jwfan102, Dromaeosaurus, Tiarajudens, Sonic the Deinogalerix, Ceratosaurus, Tyrann0saur125, Ixalerpeton, Glyptodon, and Titanophoneus

Day 3

RIP Segnosaurus, like Dromomeron, I thought he would become the main villain

RIP Tyrann0saur125

RIP Sonic the Deinogalerix, the last of the status men

Maybe Tiarajudens is the villain

RIP Mediterranean Mapper, if Jwfan102 died then you would be the user I hoped would win

Titanophoneus is also relatable as hell

Rookie mistake, although even if he decided to kill Big Al, it probably would've just been a trick and Big Al would've killed him instead

Jwfan102 is doing a pretty good job so far, he might even win

Night 3

It's probably a trick, you know how Dromaeosaurus be sometimes

RIP Big Al, now there are only two possible villains left; Tiarajudens and Bajadasaurus234.

Nevermind, looks like the true villain was Bajadasaurus234, also ofc he teams up with the last remaining Lagerpetid

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At least he made it far?

The Feast
(no rip for Day 3 because I forgor)

NOOOOOO

Rest in Peace Beach Bob Saurophaganax, a true American hero

This is significantly less upsetting than what happened to Beach Bob Saurophaganax, but it's still sad, also IG Glyptodon's head plate things don't work