Wow this looks so bad
Anyway
After Gryposaurus hits The Dude with the metal pipe they grab his teleporting device thing and open a portal that takes them to his ship.
Nodosaurus: Hey I think I could figure out how to pilot this thing.
Gryposaurus: Great! I guess I'll take a look around the ship maybe he has something cool around here.
Gryposaurus walks into The Dude's trophy room where there are heads of his past bounties on the walls and various weapons he grabbed along the way etc.
Wow this guy wasn't lying when he said something about being a good bounty hunter, Gryposaurus thought to himself. After taking a look at his trophies he walks out of the room and he goes down a hall and enters a room that appears to be a... kitchen?
Nodosaurus is looking at what he thinks is the control panel and there's a lot of glowing lights and buttons and joysticks, which makes him very confuzzled.
Gryposaurus: HOLY SHIT HE HAS DINOSAUR SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGIES
Nodosaurus: DINOSAUR SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGIES??????!!!!!!!
Nodosaurus immediately stops whatever he was doing cause dinosaur shaped chicken nuggies are more important.
Suddenly a portal opens up again and The Dude comes out of it.
The Dude: Fools! Don't you know I'm resilient to attacks with metal pipes? And I had a back up teleporter device in my backpa-YOU'RE EATING MY DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
Nodosaurus and Gryposaurus continue eating in silence.
The Dude: FUCK, I WOULDN'T DO THAT SHIT TO MY WORST ENEMY, YOU DON'T EVEN EAT MEAT YOU'RE HERBIVORES, FUCK YOU
The Dude ignites his lightsaber and prepares to strike them down when a voice speaks through the radio.
Voice in radio: Unidentified aircraft, you have enetered private US airspace, if you do not identify yourself, we will shoot you down.
The Dude: oh fuck, they found me
Nodosaurus: US? Like USA, holy shit we're on Earth. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Grypowe: Why the uuuuuuuuhhhhh?
Nodosaurus: It's because well...
The dude walks up to the control panel and presses a radio button to respond to the guy on the radio
The Dude: FUCK YOU
Gryposaurus: Oh what the hell, you just made them pissed now they're going to shoot us down.
The dude: One, this isn't even my main ship I'm just borrowing this thing. Two, I have a parachute and you don't.
The Dude grabs a plate with some chicken nuggies left on it and then jumps out of the window.
Gryposaurus: What are we gonna do now.
Nodosaurus: You'll get out there and you'll use the force to destroy the fighters.
Gryposaurus: WHAT. Why me? You go! I can't even use the force properly!
Nodosaurus: You can you did ot like once before.
Gryposaurus: Ok, but I'm still learning and you're a jedi master!
Nodosaurus: If you do it I'll give you the last dinosaur shaped chicken nuggie.
Gryposaurus: You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Gryposaurus leaps on top of the aircraft
Gryposaurus: What the fuck, this thing is a chinese spy balloon! So what do I do when they show up?
Nodosaurus: Use the force to destroy them, simple.
Gryposaurus: But... how?
Nodosaurus: Idk, think of it like you want to grab something that's out of reach, except it's not out of reach cause you have the force.
Gryposaurus: There is no way that this works.
Then Gryposaurus sees the F22 Raptors approaching. One of them fires a missile at their baloon. Gryposaurus manages to catch it and returns it to sender.
Gryposaurus: Holy shit that worked
Gryposaurus then grabs 2 F22 Raptors with the force and slams them against eachother. But another F22 Raptor fires a missile at Gryposaurus while he's distracted by slamming F22 Raptors against eachother.
Nodosaurus: EVASIVE ACTION... uh
Nodosaurus looks at the control panel still confuzzled, why is there nothing that lookslike a steering wheel or anything like that, so he presses a random button and it sends the balloon straight into the incoming missile
Gryposaurus: What the fuck are you doing?
Nodosaurus: Calm down, it was a misinput, IT WAS A MISINPUT
Gryposaurus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MISINPUT?
Nodosaurus: CALM THE FUCK DOWN THERE WAS A MISINPUT, STOP OVERREACTING OH MY FUCKING GOD
Gryposaurus: I'M NOT OVERREACTING WE'RE LITERALLY FALLING TO OUR DEATH
Nodosaurus: CALM THE FUCK DOWN, IT WAS A MISINPUT, A MISINPUT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME THINK.
Nodosaurus: Oh we can just jump off the thing when we're near the ground, cause that's how gravity totally works.
Gryposaurus: Great idea.
Gryposaurus and Nodo-Windu leap of the balloon when they're near the ground and they're good to go.
Gryposaurus: Wait, did you get my chicken nuggie?
Nodosaurus: Uh, I think I left it in the balloon
Gryposaurus: Fuck. Well, I guess I'm going to try and get it.
Nodosaurus: Ok
Gryposaurus goes into the destroyed Balloon thing wreckage.
The Dude: Well, well, well.
Nodosaurus: Hi.
The Dude: Earlier today you were just bounties, but you, you ate my DINOSAUR SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGIES. This shit is personal now!
The Dude ignites his lightsaber again.
The Dude: NOW GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Nodosaurus gets Mace Nodo-Windu mode and ignites his own lightsaber prepares to fight
The dude leaps into the air and lands in front of Nodo Windu, striking savagely, doing flips and spinning with each blow that Nodosaurus manages to block. Nodo-Windu’s stays on defense cause that's what he does best, he can feel The Dude's rage, so he knows that eventually he'll slip up. And eventually he does as Nodo-Windu manages to knock his lightsaber out of his hand. Just when Nodosaurus thought it was over The Dude torched him with flames from his high tech device on his wrist. Nodosaurus is badly burnt and The Dude doesn't stop attacking, he pulls out a laser rifle and shoots at Nodo-Windu, who deflects the laser easily.
The Dude: Parry this you filthy casual!
He says as he switches to regular bullets and fires again. But Mace Nodo-Windu uses the force to stop the bullet and send it right back at The Dude!
The Dude: OW, SHIT- you got me!
Nodosaurus: Alright can you chill out now.
The Dude: I didn't want to this but you give me no choice...
Nodosaurus: There we go.
The Dude: ...I'M GONNA SAY THE N-WORD
Nodosaurus: WAIT, FUCK, NO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THAT'S RACIST, YOU'LL GET CANCELLED
The Dude: YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, *he says N-word*
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Nodosaurus lays on the ground mortally wounded by the racist, who picks up his lightsaber and prepares to finish him off.
The Dude: Your cringe wokeness has fallen, while my basedness has risen.
He raises his lightsaber and is about to chop his head off when
Gryposaurus: HEY YOU!
The Dude: What?
Gryposaurus: I found this dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggie, it's the last one.
The Dude: Gimme that!
Gryposaurus: But if you kill Nodosaurus I will be big sad and will have no choice but to eat it to make myself feel better.
The Dude: Okay I won't, but pls give me nuggy.
Gryposaurus: Deal.
The Dude eats the dinosaur shaped chicken nuggy.
The Dude: That was a good Nuggy. Ok we're friends now.
Friendship intensifies.
Then they hear the sirens aproching.
Nodosaurus : Fuck. They're coming for me.
Gryposaurus: What
Nodosaurus: So before I became a Jedisaur I was just a normal Nodosaurus who hated taxes. So one day I evaded Tax and uhh... now the IRS is coming for me.
The Dude: You've messed with the IRS, dude that's suicide.
The sirens get closer.
Nodosaurus: Yeah, I know that's why I went into hiding and I became a Jedisaur ig, and I left the planet and then-- Alright, they're getting close we gotta run
The Dude: Yeah, let's go.
To be continued.
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