Another episode, let's get right in
Story #1 written by @Bajadasaurus234 :
Spinosaurus: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Euoplocephalus: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Corythosaurus: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Euoplocephalus: We’re not talking about flavour, Corythosaurus!
Corythosaurus: Flavour counts!
Euoplocephalus: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Diplodocus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Euoplocephalus: Okay, but-
Diplodocus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Corythosaurus: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Euoplocephalus: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, CORYTHOSAURUS!
Corythosaurus: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, EUOPLOCEPHALUS!
Spinosaurus: I- Jesus-
Story #2 suggested by @Rexyisdebest :
Euoplocephalus: Uh, that was a long day, good thing I could finally relax while playing JWE2 in Jurassic Difficulty Challenge Mode! *Blows up*
Corythosaurus: That's what you get for being an Ankylosaurid, Nodosaurids are so much better!
Diplodocus: I disagree
Corythosaurus: You wanna fight!
Spinosaurus walks in with his true form
Spinosaurus: What's wrong?
They both die
Story #3 suggested by @TotallynotaHellionWarden :
Euoplocephalus: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!
Diplodocus: It's a KitKat, you want some?
Euplocephalus: WHY DID YOU TAKE ONE BITE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BREAK IT OFF AND EAT IT!
Diplodocus: Meh
Euplocephalus: *Starts crying*
Meanwhile
Loads gun
Spinosaurus: You better fix that KitKat and eat it properly!
Corythosaurus: Yes! Yes! I will!
Story #4 suggested by @Mimikyutube :
Corythosaurus: Dude, you're so drunk
Spinosaurus: No I'm no...AmOgUs!!!1!!11!
Corythosaurus: You can't even speak properly
Diplodocus: Hey! I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!
Corythosaurus: Challenge accepted!
Diplodocus: Benelli! I choose you!
Corythosaurus: What the heck is Bene-
Diplodocus: Benelli use shoot on Corythosaurus!
It was super effective! The opposing Corythosaurus "Fainted"!
Spinosaurus: I'll.... help you.... Sussy baka! *Passes out*
Euoplocephalus: I'll have to handle this
Euoplocephalus breaks Diplodocus's skull and walks away like a Gigachad
Story #5 suggested by @I lovenarwhals274 :
Euoplocephalus: Time to got o Europe!
1 trip to Europe later
Euoplocephalus: Tis a silly place, never going there again
That last one is the shortest in the whole series, now to my story
Corythosaurus: So, what do you think is inside the egg
Euoplocephalus: IDK, maybe a Stegosaurus
Spinosaurus: No, it's not that, Tyrannosaurus said it was some kind of Tyrannosaurid
Diplodocus: Nanuqsaurus?
Spinosaurus: Anyones guess at this point, maybe it's Gorgosaurus, or a, Albertosaurus perhaps?
