One day,it was just like any other day,Suchomimus was in his gaming Chair,watching the hit movie Morbius starring Jared Leto
Suchomimus:Bro I’m hungry
Utahraptor Waifu:Fr tho,Ik a place called Fazbear Entertainment in Berlin let’s go
And then they Naruto Run all the way from Cumming Georgia to Berlin
But right there
BOOM
Somehow a nuke fell on Berlin and only destroyed Fazbear Entertainment
Suchomimus:WHAT THE FUCK
Utahraptor:I remembered learning something similar to this in 5th grade
Cryolophosaurus:Goodbye Freddy Fazbear
Suchomimus:Bro how tf did you get here
Cryolophosaurus:You see,I made it so that every time someone watches the hit movie staring Jarred Leto Morbius I get 5 Dollars
Utahraptor:Oh nah,we watched it for 420 hours and 69 Cents
Suchomimus:Fuck
Cryolophosaurus:Bye fa
Ducc:Nah bro you can’t say slurs
Cryolophosaurus:Oh,bye dumbasses
Suchomimus:We need to avenge Freddy Fazbear
3 Hours later
Suchomimus:OK!IS EVERYONE READY
Tarbosaurus:Balls
Acrocanthosaurus:Balls
Utahraptor:Balls
Suskityrannus:hey guys its me flying gorila from my new gmae ont the apfs storee calleds flying gurila
Suchomimus:Beautiful speech Suskityrannus,anyways we need to infiltrate the CUM(Cryolophosaurus Unit Monument) ZONE where Cryolophosaurus lives and we need to kill him
Tarbosaurus,Acrocanthosaurus and Utahraptor:YES SIR
Suskityrannus:hey guys its me flying gorila from my new gmae ont the apfs storee calleds flying gurila
Suchomimus:LETS GO
In Anime Girl Sus zone.Ausustria
Suchomimus:Guys we need to be really sneaky
Suskityrannus:hey guys its me flying gorila from my new gmae ont the apfs storee calleds flying gurila
Utahraptor:WHAT THE FUCK YOU RE-
Nigersaurus:AYO WHAT ARE Y’ALL DOING H-
Acrocanthosauurs shoots him with a Rifle
Suchomimus:Let’s go
Nigersaurus,with his last movement,hits the button,alerting everyone
A hoard of Dinosaurs come in and they fight them off
Acro shoots them down at long range with a rifle
Tarbosaurus shoots with duo pistols
Suskityrannus keeps on talking about Flying Gorilla
Utahraptor Stabs people with a pocket knife
Suchomimus slices through them with his Katana.
Suchomimus:Are you guys ok?
Everyone except for Suskityrannus:Yes
Suskityrannus:hey guys its me flying gorila from my new gmae ont the apfs storee calleds flying gurila
Suchomimus:Anyways.
They all rush up to his room when a fucking T.Rex with chicken curry and a vector cosplay stops them.
Vector Rex:You will not pa-
Suskityrannus shoots him with a machine gun
Tarbosaurus:YOU HAD A FUCKING MACHINE GUN
Suskityrannus:hey guys its me flying gorila from my new gmae ont the apfs storee calleds flying gurila
Acrocanthosaurus:Let’s go
They walk into the room where Cryolophosaurus is and they don’t see him
Cryolophosaurus darts behind and is about to blow them away with a Rasenshuriken or smthin idk I never watched Naruto when-
Suchomimus:STAR PLATINUM,ZA WARUDO
Time stops
Suchomimus walks towards Cryolophosaurus with a smug grin on his face
Suchomimus:Hey Cryo,what’s Suchomimus without the Mimus
Cryo:Sucho
Suchomimus:SUCHO DEEZ NUTZ
Cryo:NOOOOOOO
Sucho stops the time stop and blitzes Cryo causing him to fly in the air
Sucho then charges up an attack
Suchomimus:RASEN-
Acrocanthosaurus:That’s not it
Suchomimus:BAN
Acrocanthosaurus:That’s Bleach
Suchomimus:GUM GUM
Acrocanthosaurus:THATS ONE PIECE
Utahraptor:How has he not fallen yet?
Suskityrannus:Fr,anyways hey guys its me flying gorila from my new gmae ont the apfs storee calleds flying gurila
Tarbosaurus:I’ll just do it
Suchomimus:Coolio
Tarbosaurus:KA,ME,HA,ME,HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sucho shoots Cryo burning him up
Cryo’s body falls down
Suchomimus:What’s a KAMEHAMEHA anyways?
Cryo:It’s from Fortnite ofc
Suskityrannus mows him down
Suchomimus:Anyways let’s go back to Berlin and rebuild Fazbear Entertainment.
Everyone:Ofc boss
Suskityrannus:hey guys its me flying gorila from my new gmae ont the apfs storee calleds flying gurila
Cryolophosaurus an hour after they leave:You will not defeat me Suchomimus!!!!
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