Contestants:
Me
Wolf Dragon2017
(sorry @TheBrandOfTheExalt , you aren't in this one)
Let's get started.
BLOODBATH
Ofc I'm the first one to do anything, and all I do is run away
At least I'm not the only one to run away
Congrats Palae, you're the first person here to do something smart
Like in this post, Anatotitan seems to be out for blood right off the bat
Unlike arrows, a spear doesn't require a bow to be useful (unless you decide to use it as a knife IG), so Ti58 seems to be the greater threat here
Gigachad Kelbeam already asserting his dominance over the Kel worshipper
At least Venomspino's grabbing supplies before fleeing, unlike me and Hobo
Savage Almond almost obtains the first kill of the game, but he'll hopefully get Lambo next time
Unfortunately, Concav ends up as our first kill
Anatotitan needs to step it up, Nizal's found arrows AND a bow to go along with them
AnkyBoi1024 making a bold move that me and Hobo could not
Dylanosaurus almost thinks about being smart
Gojiraaaaaaaaa proving to Bajadasaurus once and for all that eurypterids ARE funny
M has obtained a Woman Deflector
The bloodbath has ended, with only one kill, but now let's move on to Day 1
DAY 1
WHY AM I SO SCARED
GOD DAMN IT, I was betting on Palae to at least survive a lot longer
The squad
When Almond can survive Lambo throwing rocks at him as revenge for attempting to murder him but Palae gets killed by hypothermia immediately
Saurio practicing to become the next Anatotitan
Now I want Anatotitan's squad and Nizaluddin's squad to have a battle
Poor 42 can't catch a break
Ragnarok suddenly has a bow and arrow
AnkyBoi was sponsored by Prehistoric Kingdom
Bajadasaurus234 getting dominated once again
Gojiraaaaaaaaa achieves the impossible task of scaring M
And that's it for Day 1! Only one tribute died today, and overall, there's only been two deaths, so hopefully we can step it up tonight.
NIGHT 1
Apparently I worked up the courage to go hunting earlier, who knew?
I think Blue Apron sponsored him.
Rovio definitely sponsored Anatotitan's eventual killing spree.
I was expecting deaths, not sponsorships! Anyway...
While Anatotitan and Ti58 are doing things by themselves, the other three members of the Anatotitan squad at least chat with each other.
I'm surprised Lambo and Almond came together, though I'm pretty sure Tyrann0saur125 convinced them to do it.
Ok, when was Saurio involved with Nizaluddin's Squad, and isn't he the first and only tribute to kill another tribute? He should be fine with it!
Meanwhile, Suchomimus tenerensis ACTUALLY leaves the Nizaluddin Squad and sticks with someone else.
At this point, I'm just hoping one of them betrays and kills someone else, because it's Night 1 and there's STILL only two deaths.
My prayers have been answered, because not only to we already have our third death, but the victim isn't someone I hoped would get far! Thank you. Dylanosaurus!
A lot of people don't seem to be too scared of M right now.
Once again, when did that happen?
And that's the end of Night 1! We have three deaths right now, those being Wolf Dragon2O17, Concaventor Wrangler, and Palaeontologica, so hopefully the next day won't be as disappointing.
DAY 2
Why do I keep not doing anything?
Don't we all?
Anatotitan starts off his (hopefully) high body count by killing a member of the Anatotitan Squad, specifically Ti58!
Thankfully, the Gigachad still lives.
Looks like someone's helping Lambo survive long enough so he can inevitably fight Savage Almond again.
Meanwhile, Almond's training so he can snipe Lambo successfully.
Nizaluddin asserts his dominance over Saurio the Spinowing.
Forget what I said about Suchomimus tenerensis leaving the Nizaluddin Squad, as he, Birdman, and the Blue Crusader recruit Alfa Acro2 to help them go hunting.
Thankfully, Ragnarok decides not to end 42's misery.
That's cool IG, but why didn't you kill him?
Is it just me or does Gojiraaaaaaaaa's pfp look more like an ape than a crustacean?
And thus, the M Squad is born.
Fuck, I was hoping at least one more person would die, but I can see this'll take a while.
NIGHT 2
Remember, kids, always choose bros over hoes.
This is oddly creepy coming from Anatotitan.
Why won't you kill each other! Seriously, Almond and Lambo are together right now, aren't they mortal enemies?!
It seems Nizaluddin is going the the path of Anatotitan. (also yay someone died)
And just like that, the Nizaluddin Squad is down to two members. Also we finally have two kills in one night!
At least Alfa Acro2 still has Suchomimus tenerensis.
42 finally snaps and forces Ragnarok to kill someone, which he does, making this the third kill in one night! YES!
Unfortunately, Bajadasaurus hasn't snapped yet, but he will.
DON'T WE ALL?
Don't do it, Pillage Umbra Myths, you don't know what M could do with those matches!
Not only do we have two more deaths before the night is over, but they're two tributes I was hoping would lose! The only downside is that M Squad is down two members.
And thus, our kill count has bumped up to 9, which I did not expect at all! Regardless, it's now time for Day 3, so let's see where this goes!
DAY 3
Hobo and I are hopefully going to get some kills now that we have weapons.
Anatotitan revealing that he has a good side, which I can't say I saw coming.
Well, that was an anticlimactic and quick ending to Lambo and Savage Almond's rivalry, but at least they went out fighting side by side. Oh and also these are our first two deaths of Day 3, so that's good!
Saurio gets drawn back to Nizaluddin, who, along the two remaining members of Nizaluddin Squad, Alfa Acro2, and the aforementioned Saurio give 42 a hard time again. (honestly, Ragnarok should've killed 42 back in Day 2, because he's struggling)
Wait a minute, I thought Bajadasaurus didn't HAVE a father, or maybe he's thinking about when his father will come back with the milk?
Already, M's suffering again now that M Squad is basically no more.
Now let's move on to Night 3!
NIGHT 3
It appears Anatotitan Squad isn't so sure of themselves rn.
Ok, IDK why this death in particular is so glitched, but let's just move on. Someone should tell Alfa Acro2 btw.
Once again, poor 42.
Gojiraaaaaaaaa makes a grave mistake.
And that's it for Night 3. We now have 11 deaths, so on to Day 4! Also, Suchomimus is apparently still alive, but I think the berries are gonna get to him.
DAY 4
Uh-oh, looks like there's a new Gigachad in town!
Yeah, I'd be afraid too if I saw someone with at least 1 confirmed kill walking by.
42, in a fit of rage brought on by the suffering he has endured, decides to kill the one person who hasn't done anything bad to him.
Now introducing the Bajadasaurus234 Squad!
And with that, Day 4 has ended, and we now have 12 deaths! With that out of the way, let's move on to Night 4!
NIGHT 4
The long-awaited alliance between me and ScaryLookinHobo finally happens!
"What have I done?!"
We now have another death!
Nizaluddin Character Arc Momento????????????????
Even Apple and Nestle have begun sponsoring people! Also 42 actually benefits from something for once.
M character arc momento too????????
Night 4 is finally over, and we now have a total of 13 kills! Let's move on to Day 5!
DAY 5
Hobo and I being bros
Potential Anatotitan Character Arc Momento???
Kelbeam gets a bit of revenge on Venomspino for scaring him off.
Multiple people are starting to break now.
Alfa Acro2 is actually being nice to 42, which is good.
We finally have another death!
And with that, Day 5 is over, and we now have 14 kills! Hopefully, Night 5 bumps up the kill count a bit more!
NIGHT 5
Just some wholesome moments between and and Hobo, as well as Anatotitan and Andromedus, the former of which isn't the killer I expected him to be, but I don't mind.
NOOOOOO NOT THE GIGACHAD!
It looks like 42 learned something from Alfa Acro2's kindness.
M and the bois are singing songs together, meanwhile Anferney isn't looking so good.
With that, Night 5 is over, with 16 kills? What? I don't know what happened, but we're just going to live with it.
DAY 6
Anatotitan actually teams up with ScaryLookinHobo.
With that, Suchomimus tenerensis's friendship with Alfa Acro2 is officially over.
And now 42's gone back to being crazy, what's even going on anymore?
Top 10 Anime Betrayals of All Time.
I'm kinda hoping the poison fog eventually gets someone.
Anferney actually does something, yay!
Alright, we have 16 kills (for real this time, last time there was 15 but it said 16 for some odd reason), and it's time to add more kills as we head to Night 6!
NIGHT 6
Ok, forget Bajadasaurus killing Gojiraaaaaaaaa, this is one of the Top 10 Anime Betrayals of all time! It's also my first kill.
Alas, poor Anatotitan. Hopefully he gets better.
Remember, kids, nothing happened in Tiananmen Square in 1989. That Andromedus guy is just on a permanent vacation.
Damn, this got really miserable all of a sudden.
RIP Alfa Acro2, he and Suchomimus were friends until they weren't.
Ok, I have no idea what's going on here, but it appears a lot of character arcs have been undone.
And that's the end of Night 6, so I guess we move on now.
(btw there's 19 kills in total now)
DAY 7
Saurio's now into murder again, I guess.
And thus, Bajadasaurus's reign of terror is finally over.
So that's Day 7 done, and there's 20 kills in total. Let's see where this goes on Night 7.
NIGHT 7
Looks like Saurio finally managed to kill Nizaluddin, so that's sad.
Night 7's already over, and 21 kills have happened so far. Let's move on to Day 8.
DAY 8
Unfortunately, despite all the pain ForTheLoveOf42 went, Suchomimus ended up making him the 22nd kill.
With that, Day 8 is over, and here are our survivors:
Me
Venomspino
M, The alt man
Dylanosaurus2013
Suchomimus tenerensis
Saurio the Spinowing
Anferney25
Anatotitan
Now let's move on to Night 8.
NIGHT 8
Things are feeling very tense right now.
Unfortunately, Dylanosaurus and M are our 23rd and 24th kills, which is sad, because I was kinda rooting for M.
And Night 8 is already over. Let's see what Day 9 brings our 6 survivors.
Already, Day 9 is over, and is the first day to not have any kills. Hopefully, Night 9 will have the kills Day 9 was lacking in.
NIGHT 9
I feel like I'm gonna betray Anatotitan like I did ScaryLookinHobo.
Well, Saurio's dead. That's sad. Anyway let's move on.
And now, Night 9 is over, and we have 25 kills in total. We can;t stop, though, we have to move on to Day 10.
DAY 10
What the dogs doin'?
RIP Suchomimus tenerensis, he's our 26th kill, but at least that now means that I'm satisfied with whoever wins.
And now, Day 10 is over. Let's move on to Night 10.
NIGHT 10
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ANFERNEY!
Rest in peace, Anferney. You barely got involved with anyone else, and it was working for you, until Venomspino came along.
But with that, Night 10 is officially over, and only 3 contestants remain, with the other 27 killed in various ways.
DAY 11
Despite the fact that they're the only three tributes remaining and the Hunger Games won't ends until one remains, these three are still friends.
NIGHT 11
Nevermind, Anatotitan has caused the 28th deaths, that being Venomspino.
DAY 12
Ok, so it's being glitchy again, and Anatotitan is technically still alive, so let's move on.
NIGHT 12
NOOOOOO I DIED
The winner is...
ANATOTITAN!
Rankings:
Congratulations to Anatotitan for winning the Hunger Games!