@Parkersaurus @El drumpler @Nizaluddin @Savage Almond @Palaeontologica @Man with no name or life @Kelbeam
Colosseum of Death(last time I forgor Allosaurus europaeus was even there, so let's just say he was following Aegyptosaurus during the battle against the Metal Gear YAHNAHPIN)
After celebrating their success in defeating the Metal Gear YAHNAHPIN, our 5 heroes go to sleep. Tomorrow would be a new day.
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Parkersaurus: I can't believe we haven't found El drumpler anywhere!
Man with no name or life: He WAS high last I checked, so it's very likely he got ripped to shreds by...something.
Parkersaurus: But I haven't seen a single living creature that wasn't Consultant Indoraptor or one of his friends. He's out there, you lifeless and nameless idiot, and I will not stop until we find him!
Man with no name or life: Ok, sure, whatever, but can we stop for today? I'm tired of my feet touching grass, and I want to sleep.
Parkersaurus: *sighs* Fine.
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Consultant Indoraptor; *yawns* Alright, fellow sex deniers, let's get going! We have stuff we need to do inside the colosseum!
Allosaurus europaeus: A-alright...
Aegyptosaurus: Oh, right, you exist.
*everyone gets up and starts walking toward the colosseum*
*meanwhile, up in the colosseum*
Genyodectes: Oh no, there's...these things entering my colosseum! They must be here for the files!
*he notices a button labeled "Trap Activation" and eagerly presses it, causing a bunch of traps to activate*
Genyodectes: Excellent. Now to get away.
*meanwhile*
Consultant Indoraptor: Alright, let me open this door while talking about opening thi-
*Consultant Indoraptor opens the door, and a tranquilizer dart flies at him, but thankfully, he and the others duck*
Aegyptosaurus: I see it's going to be one of those colosseums.
Consultant Indoraptor: Wait, what do you mean, one of tho-
Allosaurus europaeus: It doesn't matter, we should probably just fly over the colosseum.
*suddenly, giant turrets come out of the walls, and aim at Consultant Indoraptor and co.*
Allosaurus europaeus: Ok, nevermind, let's get inside!
*they all get inside*
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*Man with no name or life and Parkersaurus wake up*
Parkersaurus: Alright, ready to continue our search?
Man with no name or life: No
Parkersaurus: That's the spirit! Come on.
*little do they know, a figure on one of the trees is watching them, and it hops from tree to tree, out of sight*
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Allosaurus europaeus: This place doesn't seem too bad, actually.
Aegyptosaurus: Yeah, especially after opening the door made a tranq dart launch at us. I'm sure this is SUPER safe.
*in the background, the Mutated Fossil Marsh Sheep is messing around*
Consultant Indoraptor: Stop messing around, Nameless Fossil Marsh Sheep, this is very dangerous.
Mutated Fossil Marsh Sheep: *sad sheep noises*
Aegyptosaurus: Actually, why HAVEN'T we given this guy a nickname?
Consultant Indoraptor: IDK, maybe we just forgot he was there half the time.
*the Mutated Fossil Marsh Sheep continues to mess around*
Aegyptosaurus: I think we should name him Saul.
Consultant Indoraptor: No. Just...no.
Allosaurus europaeus: I have one! Why don't we name him Dr. Livesey?
Aegyptosaurus: That's not even funny.
*the Mutated Fossil Marsh Sheep accidentally trips while messing around and lands on a pressure plate from the hit video game Minecraft, although nobody hears this*
Cryodrakon: *Cryodrakon noises*
Consultant Indoraptor: Hmmm...Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff could work, but it seems a little long...
*thousands of arrows get shot at the Mutated Fossil Marsh Sheep, killing it instantly, however nobody hears this either*
Aegyptosaurus: So we have Saul, Dr. Livesey, and Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff as names for the sheep. What do we do?
Consultant Indoraptor: I think we should ask it which name it likes best. *turns around* Hey bud-HOLY SHIT HE'S DEAD!
*everyone else turns around and is shocked to see thousands of arrows stuck to the corpse of the Mutated Fossil Marsh Sheep, but a second later, everybody forgets about it*
Consultant Indoraptor: Anyway, we have to move on.
Aegyptosaurus: Of course.
*meanwhile*
Genyodectes: Alright, I've made it back to the viewing chamber! I've gotta get out of here! *grabs all the files and jumps out of a nearby window*
However, one of the files slipped out of his hands and landed on the floor of the colosseum...
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Parkersaurus: Wait, I see someone in the distance! Let's go!
Man with no name or life: *sighs*
*they walk closer, and the figure disappears, but they keep getting closer*
Man with no name or life: Why'd we get closer if-*le gasp*
Parkersaurus: Oh...oh no...
*they see El drumpler's mangled corpse, with a giant hole in his torso*
Parkersaurus: No...what...who would-
Man with no name or life: PARKERSAURUS, LOOK OUT! *grabs Parkersaurus and pulls him out of the way*
Latenivenatrix had jumped down in an attempt to kill Parkersaurus, but wasn't fazed by his failure. He would still kill them and take over the Original Timeline. He would do it for America.
Latenivenatrix: Looks like you two are the next Toys R' Us.
Instantly, the Eerectus Base Duo began running away, but Latenivenatrix calmly pursued in a swift manner. Wherever they went, he followed.
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Consultant Indoraptor: OK, I think we're almost to the viewing chamber!
Allosaurus europaeus: Wait, THAT'S where we were going?
Aegyptosaurus: Apparently.
*suddenly, a giant robot jumped down and faced Consultant Indoraptor and co.*
Giant Robot: HALT, INTRUDERS.
Consultant Indoraptor: No
Giant Robot: THEN FEEL THE PAIN THAT ANY OTHER INTRUDER HAS FELT, AND WILL EVER FEEL.
The Giant Robot reached behind him and pulled out a giant axe. Consultant Indoraptor ordered everyone to stand back b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶a̶z̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ because he wanted to do this by himself. The Giant Robot swung his axe at the Consultant, who did a backflip. The Consultant immediately got on all fours and began circling the robot, who responded by spinning around rapidly. Consultant Indoraptor was in trouble, but thankfully, Aegyptosaurus used one of his legs to stop the robot from moving, allowing the Consultant to climb up on the robot's back. It didn't take long until the Consultant was able to rip the Giant Robot's head off.
Aegyptosaurus: That was surprisingly easy.
Consultant Indoraptor: Alright, guys, let's keep moving!
*later*
Genyodectes: Uh-oh, I think they made it to the viewing chamber! *pulls out a button, and presses it, and then makes his escape*
*meanwhile*
Consultant Indoraptor: WHAT?! All the files...they're...they're gone!
Allosaurus europaeus: Wait, what's that down there?
Consultant Indoraptor: *looks down and sees the two files* Oh, nevermind. I guess I'll rea-
WARNING! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED! 10...
Cryodrakon: *concerned Cryodrakon noises*
Aegyptosaurus: A self-destruct sequence? Why would someone implement that into a colosseum?
Consultant Indoraptor: How about we get out of here, then?
*insert sequence of them escaping the colosseum right before it blows up*
*however, at the same time, Man with no name or life and Parkersaurus run right past the Consultant and co, followed by Latenivenatrix, who suddenly stops and turns his head in the direction of them*
Latenivenatrix: Well, well, if it isn't my brother's killer.
Consultant Indoraptor: How did you know?
Latenivenatrix: I sensed it through my undying love for America.
Consultant Indoraptor: Bro you're from Canada.
Latenivenatrix: Nobody asked lol
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 19!
