*drinks and belches*

It was... Ye- *burp* HIMMM!!!

*surprise for like the 40th time*

How did you know?

I didn't! *proceeds to break the world record for loudest burp* that was a joke too!

(Austroraptor snickers, top ten evil plots revealed)

"HA HA HA, That's right, it was me!"

"You monster!"

"But why???????????????????????????????????????????????"

Cause your fat boi!

And also, your ugly.

*bickering occurs*

Don't worry, its tradition

"AUSTRORAPTOR"

"DAMMIT OPISTHOCOELICAUDIA, FUKUIRAPTOR OFF"

You are dead

NO! U!

*shoots him with finger gun* POW HAHA!

You are dead! not big surprise!

"Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself, watch and learn"

"DEAD"

I am alive!

Is nice...

Yes, this is stupid

Wow... we actually made a dinosaurified version of Heavy Is Dead. there has to be a medal for that right?

"You can't outrun tooth."

Misclick