“What kind of evolution are you talking about? It sounds a little fishy.”
”I don’t get all this excitement about Tiktaalik. It’s just a big fish.”
”You are forbidden from talking to your sister about snakes. They’re Satan’s messengers, and if she learns about them, she might start to like them, and get corrupted.”
*referring to Prototaxites* “These look fake. I think this drawing is mistaken.”
*referring to Baryonyx* “That’s the ugliest animal I’ve ever seen.”
*five minutes later, referring to Arsinoitherium* “Nevermind. He’s worse.”
*looking at Mark Witton art* “I could appreciate this more, if all the monsters were taken out”
*looking at mammoth* “How could our Lord make such a hideous creature?”
*walked in on me watching a documentary about tortoises* “I’m not sure if those fellow’s hearts are in the right places. They’ve got perverted motives.”
