I love making my family uncomfortable.
Funny story; once they questioned me on the significance of Tiktaalik, and my cousin told me that really Tiktaalik is leftist propaganda, and I’ve been led astray by the democrats.
On the bright side, my dad actually has some sense in his brain, and accepts theistic evolution. I’d never get away with anything, if it weren’t for him. He’s like a father and a cool older sibling rolled into one.